“Alternative” Lyrics 438

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Taliban
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Wives; Mistresses; Porn Stars; Rape Victims
“Ahab the Arab” by Ray Stevens

Let me tell you about Ahab the Arab
The sheik of the burning sand
He had emeralds and rubies just drippin’ off ‘a him

And a ring on every finger of his hand
He wore a big ol’ turban wrapped around his head
And a scimitar by his side
And, every evenin’, about midnight
He’d jump on his camel named Clyde, and ride

Silently through the night to the sultan’s tent where he would secretly meet up with Fatima of the Seven Veils, swingingest grade “A” number one US choice dancer in
the sultan’s whole harem, ’cause, heh, him and her had a thing goin’, you know, and they’d been carryin’ on for some time now behind the sultan’s back and you
could hear him talk to his camel as he rode out across the dunes, his voice would cut through the still night desert air and he’d say (imitate Arabic speech and finish with “Sold! American) which is Arabic for, “Stop, Clyde!” and Clyde’d say, (imitate camel sound), which is camel for, “What the heck did he say anyway?”

Well, he brought that camel to a screechin’ halt (verbal screeching sound)
In the rear of Fatima’s tent
Jumped off Clyde, snuck around the corner
And into the tent he went.
There he saw Fatima layin’ on a zebra skin rug
With “Rings on her fingers and
bells on her toes and a bone in her nose ho, ho.”

There she was, friends, lyin’ there in all her radiant
beauty, eating on a raisin, grape, apricot, pomegranate,
bowl of chittlin’s, two bananas, three Hershey bars,
sipping on a RC co-cola listenin’ to her transistor,
watchin’ the Grand Ole Opry on the TV, readin’ a Mad
magazine while she sung, “Does your chewing gum lose
it’s flavor on the bed post over night?” Yeah, Ahab walked up to her and he say,
(imitate Arabic speech), which is Arabic for “Let’s twist
again like we did last summer, baby.!!” Ha, ha, ha!!
You know what I mean! Whew! She looked up at him from off the rug,
give him one of the sly looks,

She said (suggestive giggles, then outright laughter) “Crazy, crazy, crazy baby!”

(’round and around and around and around, and around and around and around)

Yeah, and that’s the story ’bout Ahab the Arab
The sheik of the burnin’ sand
Ahab the Arab, the sheik of the burnin’ sand

https://youtu.be/QNkdZaU_EhM

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

Blog at WordPress.com.

Up ↑

%d bloggers like this: