Topic: Donald J. Trump
“Flagpole Sitta” by Harvey Danger

I had visions, I was in them;
I was looking into the mirror
To see a little bit clearer
The rottenness and evil in me.

Fingertips have memories
Mine can’t forget the curves of your body
And when I feel a bit naughty
I run it up the flagpole and see who salutes
(but no one ever does)

I’m not sick but I’m not well
And I’m so hot ’cause I’m in Hell.

Been around the world and found
That only stupid people are breeding
The cretins cloning and feeding
And I don’t even own a TV

Put me in the hospital for nerves
And then they had to commit me
You told them all I was crazy
They cut off my legs, now I’m an amputee, God damn you

I’m not sick but I’m not well
And I’m so hot ’cause I’m in Hell
I’m not sick but I’m not well
And it’s a sin to live so well

I wanna publish ‘zines
And rage against machines
I wanna pierce my tongue
It doesn’t hurt, it feels fine
The trivial sublime
I’d like to turn off time
And kill my mind
You kill my mind, mind

Paranoia, paranoia
Everybody’s coming to get me
Just say you never met me
I’m running underground with the moles (digging holes)
Hear the voices in my head
I swear to God it sounds like they’re snoring;
But if you’re bored, then you’re boring.
The agony and the irony: they’re killing me (whoa).

I’m not sick but I’m not well
And I’m so hot ’cause I’m in Hell
I’m not sick but I’m not well
And it’s a sin to live this well
(one, two, three, four)

Topic: Donald J. Trump
“I Just Can’t Wait to be King” by Jason Weaver, Laura Williams, and Rowan Atkinson from The Lion King

I’m gonna be a mighty king
So enemies beware
Well, I’ve never seen a king of beasts
With quite so little hair

I’m gonna be the mane event
Like no king was before
I’m brushing up on looking down
I’m working on my roar

Thus far, a rather uninspiring thing
Oh, I just can’t wait to be king
You’ve rather a long way to go
Young master, if you think

No one saying, “Do this”
Now when I said that, I
No one saying, “Be there”
What I meant was

No one saying, “Stop that”
Look, what you don’t realize
No one saying, “See here”
Now see here

Free to run around all day
Well, that’s definitely out
Free to do it all my way

I think it’s time that you and I
Arranged a heart to heart
Kings don’t need advice
From little hornbills for a start

If this is where the monarchy is headed
Count me out
Out of service, out of Africa
I wouldn’t hang about

This child is getting wildly out of wing
Oh, I just can’t wait to be king

Everybody look left
Everybody look right
Everywhere you look I’m
Standing in the spotlight
Not yet

Let every creature go for broke and sing
Let’s hear it in the herd and on the wing
It’s gonna be King Simba’s finest fling

Oh, I just can’t wait to be king
Oh, I just can’t wait to be king
Oh, I just can’t wait to be king