“Alternative” Lyrics 301

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Lindsay Graham; Republicans; Republican Party
“Don’t Whiz on the Electric Fence” by Unknown from The Ren & Stimpy Show

When nature’s callin’
Don’t be stallin’
Use your common sense
Before you let it flow
Find a place to go
Just don’t whiz on the electric fence

If you’re gonna explode
You can use the commode
Of igloos, cave dwellings or tents
No need to explain when you gotta drain
Just don’t whiz on the electric fence

You can swizzle on the sofa
Piddle in the air
Tinkle in the toilet
That’s why it is there
(Toilet flushing)

You can let it rain
In the breakdown lane
While waving at ladies and gents
Just don’t whiz on…
Don’t whiz on
Don’t whiz on the electric fence.

No! No! No! No! Wiiiiizzzzz!

laughing
(electric sounds)

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“Alternative” Lyrics 300

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Economy
“Let’s Twist Again” by Chubby Checker

Come on everybody clap your hands
Now you’re looking good
I’m gonna sing my song and you won’t take long
We gotta do the twist and it goes like this

[Chorus]
Come on let’s twist again like we did last summer
Yea, let’s twist again like we did last year
Do you remember when things were really hummin’
Yea, let’s twist again, twistin’ time is here

Yeah round ‘n around ‘n up ‘n down we go again
Oh baby make me know you love me so then
Come on let’s twist again like we did last summer
Yea, let’s twist again, twistin’ time is here

[Chorus]

Yeah round ‘n around ‘n up ‘n down we go again
Oh baby make me know you love me so then
Come on let’s twist again like we did last summer
Yea, let’s twist again, twistin’ time is here

https://youtu.be/ZWdCURKBRGk

“Alternative” Lyrics 299

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party
“The Twist” by Chubby Checker

Come on baby let’s do the twist
Come on baby let’s do the twist
Take me by my little hand and go like this
Ee-oh twist baby baby twist

Oooh-yeah just like this
Come on little miss and do the twist
My daddy is sleepin’ and mama ain’t around
Yeah daddy is sleepin’ and mama ain’t around

We’re gonna twisty twisty twisty
‘Til we tear the house down
Come on and twist yeah baby twist
Oooh-yeah just like this

Come on little miss and do the twist
Yeah you should see my little Sis
You should see my my litlle Sis
She really knows how to rock

She knows how to twist
Come on and twist yeah baby twist
Oooh-yeah just like this
Come on little miss and do the twist

Yeah rock on now
Yeah twist on now
Twist

https://youtu.be/8fo6Hmh89ms

“Alternative” Lyrics 298

Topic: Donald J. Trump
“Alone Again (Naturally)” by Gilbert O’Sullivan

In a little while from now
If I’m not feeling any less sour
I promise myself to treat myself
And visit a nearby tower

And climbing to the top will throw myself off
In an effort to make it clear to whoever
What it’s like when you’re shattered
Left standing in the lurch at a church
Where people saying : “My God, that’s tough”
“She stood him up”
“No point in us remaining”
“We may as well go home”
As I did on my own
Alone again, naturally

To think that only yesterday
I was cheerful, bright and gay
Looking forward to who wouldn’t do
The role I was about to play ?
But as if to knock me down
Reality came around
And without so much as a mere touch
Cut me into little pieces
Leaving me to doubt
Talk about God in His mercy
Who if He really does exist
Why did He desert me ?
In my hour of need
I truly am indeed
Alone again, naturally

It seems to me that there are more hearts
Broken in the world that can’t be mended
Left unattended
What do we do? What do we do?

Alone again, naturally

Looking back over the years
And whatever else that appears
I remember I cried when my father died
Never wishing to hide the tears
And at sixty-five years old
My mother, God rest her soul
Couldn’t understand why the only man
She had ever loved had been taken
Leaving her to start with a heart so badly broken
Despite encouragement from me
No words were ever spoken
And when she passed away
I cried and cried all day
Alone again, naturally
Alone again, naturally

https://youtu.be/Fm4mcCjXW4k

“Alternative” Lyrics 297

Topic: Donald J. Trump
Auxiliary Topic: Mitch McConnell; Republicans; Republican Party
“Where’s Your Mommy?” by Cledus T. Judd

Well I’m sittin here rockin our cute little baby
Tell me why you just won’t stop cryin’
My little souvenir from Dollywood last Valentine’s

Yeah I burped you twice sounded good
Did everything a father should
Read Barney and nursery rhymes
I guess your momma needs a girls night out every once in a while

I put on a brand new diaper baby
Huh huh don’t you wet it
Everything was going just fine
Till’s you threw up on me when I fed ya

Where’s your mommy
I’m going crazy
Call up a buddy
I need a friend
Cause I’m a new dad
Who don’t know what to do
When a tummy starts to rumblin
Your diaper’s droopin’
You won’t stop poopin’
Now I have stood all I can stand
Where’s your mommy little baby
You’ve got a dummy for a dad…

(spoken)
Shhh come on what’s wrong with you
Your tummy tummy tummy hurt you
Little pookie pookie pookie pookie
Quit cryin’ please…

Well…you’re still up past your bedtime baby
Huh huh…ain’t cha…Now I’ve about had it
I never knew what your momma went through
But I do now and I know
UH
I’m no good at it

Where’s your mommy
I’m going crazy
How’d you get muddy?
Where have you been?
It’s that dang doggie door
That you keep crawlin through
I’ll have to nail that thing shut again
You sure are screamin’
You must be teethin
I warmed your bottle
I burned my hand
Where’s your mommy little baby
You’ve got a dummy for a dad…

Here comes your mommy little baby
And your daddy sure is glad…

https://youtu.be/HZEFWg7YH30

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