“Alternative” Lyrics 502

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party
“He Thinks He’ll Keep Her” by Mary Chapin Carpenter

She makes his coffee, she makes his bed
She does the laundry, she keeps him fed
When she was twenty-one she wore her mother’s lace
She said, “forever,” with a smile upon her face

She does the carpool, she P.T.A.’s
Doctors and dentists, she drives all day
When she was twenty-nine she delivered number three
And ev’ry Christmas card showed a perfect family

Ev’rything runs right on time
Years of practice and design
Spit and polish till it shines, he thinks he’ll keep her
Ev’rything is so benign
The safest place you’ll ever find
God forbid you change your mind, he thinks he’ll keep her

She packs his suitcase, she sits and waits
With no expression upon her face
When she was thirty-six she met him at their door
She said, “I’m sorry, I don’t love you any more”

Ev’rything runs right on time
Years of practice and design
Spit and polish till it shines, he thinks he’ll keep her
Ev’rything is so benign
The safest place you’ll ever find
God forbid you change your mind, he thinks he’ll keep her

For fifteen years she had a job and not one raise in pay
Now she’s in the typing pool at minimum wage

Ev’rything runs right on time
Years of practice and design
Spit and polish till it shines, he thinks he’ll keep her
Ev’rything is so benign
The safest place you’ll ever find
At least until you change your mind (he thinks he’ll keep her)
All right

“Alternative” Lyrics 501

Topic: Donald J. Trump
“Making Me Nervous” by Brad Sucks

Here we go

One step at a time
Don’t be living on the line
I don’t need a friend
I got morbid on the mind
Sunshine in my brain
Making everyone complain
Radio in the heart
Don’t be being so strange

I think I’m losing it
Baby, where you been?
Everybody says that you’re moving again
I don’t wanna be right
Baby, every single night
I could tell you a thing about taking your time
It’s making me nervous, yeah

One step at a time
Don’t be living on the line
I don’t need a friend
I got morbid on the mind
Sunshine in my brain
Making everyone complain
Radio in the heart
Don’t be being so strange

I think I’m losing it
Baby, where you been?
Everybody says that you’re moving again
I don’t wanna be right
Baby, every single night
I could tell you a thing about taking your time
It’s making me nervous, yeah

I think I’m losing it
Baby, where you been?
Everybody says that you’re moving again
I don’t wanna be right
Baby, every single night
I could tell you a thing about taking your time
It’s making me nervous, yeah

“Alternative” Lyrics 500

Topic: Resistance
“Immigrant Song” by Led Zepplin

Ah-ah, ah!
Ah-ah, ah!

We come from the land of the ice and snow
From the midnight sun, where the hot springs flow
The hammer of the gods
We’ll drive our ships to new lands
To fight the horde, and sing and cry
Valhalla, I am coming!

On we sweep with threshing oar
Our only goal will be the western shore

Ah-ah, ah!
Ah-ah, ah!

We come from the land of the ice and snow
From the midnight sun where the hot springs flow
How soft your fields so green
Can whisper tales of gore
Of how we calmed the tides of war
We are your overlords

On we sweep with threshing oar
Our only goal will be the western shore

So now you’d better stop and rebuild all your ruins
For peace and trust can win the day despite of all your losing

Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh

Treachery May Be Afoot

If the Senate does not defend the United States Constitute, they will prove they have betrayed the country. If you want a template to remind your senators of their obligation to the United States, you may use the following:

Dear Senator:
If you refuse to defend the United States’ Constitution, you will prove treachery is abound and rampant in the Senate.

Treachery May be Afoot

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