“Alternative” Lyrics 374

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Trump Family
“We Are Number One” by LazyTown

Hey!
We are number one, hey!
We are number one
Now, listen closely

Here’s a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a villain number one
You have to chase a superhero on the run

Just follow my moves and sneak around
Be careful not to make a sound, shh
No! Don’t touch that!

We are number one, hey!
We are number one
We are number one

Ha, ha, ha! Now, look at this net that I just found
When I say: “Go”, be ready to throw. Go!
Throw it at him, not me!
Oh! Let’s try something else

Now watch and learn, here’s the deal
He’ll slip and slide on this banana peel, ha, ha, ha!
What are you doing?!

Hey!

Ba, ba-biddly-ba, ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba, we are number one, hey!
Ba, ba-biddly-ba, ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba
Villain number one!

Hey!

Hey! Ba, ba-biddly-ba, ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba, we are number one, hey!
Ba, ba-biddly-ba, ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba

We are number one
We are number one
We are number one, hey, hey!

https://youtu.be/PfYnvDL0Qcw

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“Alternative” Lyrics 373

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Trump Family
“Master of Disguise” by LazyTown

(laughing) I’m the master of disguise.
I can vanish from your eyes.
I can be in different places,
With my many funny faces,
In disguise.
Sometimes it’s so nifty,
When I’m really really shifty,
In disguise.

It’s disguise time!

It’s so easy to deceive you,
With my sneaky little tricks.
And to make you believe,
Each character that I pick, hey!

When you look for me
I’m gone, in front of your eyes,
People call me
The master of disguise!

I’m as sneaky as can be.
No one’s sneakier than me.
I can get so sly and loathing,
When I dress in other clothing,
In disguise…

You’ll walk right by me,
Not knowing that I’m slimy.

A scary dinosaur,
With a loud ferocious roar.
I’m so glad, I’m so tricky,
Even so Saint Nick-y.

When you look for me,
I’m gone, in front of your eyes.
People call me
The master of disguise!

Hahaha! I’m the master of disguise!

https://youtu.be/ngk3Urrpa8k

“Alternative” Lyrics 372

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Trump Family; Donald J. Trump’s Base
“The Mine Song” by LazyTown

This mailbox is mine.
And this triagonal sign.
That blue balloon, the month of June.
They’re mine, mine, mine, mine, mine.

Ziggy’s sweets are mine.
That birdie’s tweets are mine.
The city street, both of your feet.
They’re all emphatically mine.

It all belongs to me.
Everything that I see.
North, South, East and West.
I caress it, ’cause i possess it.
I’m Stingy, and it’s mine.

And this instrumental break is also mine?

The floor and ceiling are mine.
All your feelings are mine.
You always knew it.
That’s all there is to it.
It’s mine, mine, mine, mine, mine.

That’s what I said, it’s mine.

https://youtu.be/2dTh3iI0is8

“Alternative” Lyrics 371

Topic: Donald J. Trump
“Roller Star” by Arabesque

(Lyrics)
He looks like a god
He has wings on his feet (hey hey ya)
You won’t see him walking
He’s gliding the streets (hey hey ya)
As quick as an arrow
Without any noise
That’s how the passes by (passes by)
You hear people say:
“Did you see what I saw,
There’s a man who can fly”

* Roll roll roller star roll on
(roll on roller star)
Come on teach me how to skate
Let me be your roller mate
Roll roll roller star roll on
(roll on roller star)
Don’t go away from me too far
I wanna be just where you are
Roller star

Now you see rollers
All over the town (hey hey ya)
Learning and turning
And tumbling down (hey hey ya)
But he is a greatest
And when he appears
He has the right of way (right of way)
He’s making a show
Such a wonderful show
We keep calling he’s name

* (Repeat)

Roller star each night I’m waiting
Just to see you roller skating
Roller star I’m so in love with you,
With you

* (Repeat)

Roller star…….(fade)

“Alternative” Lyrics 370

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Donald J. Trump’s Base
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Vladimir Putin; Russia
“The Homecoming Queen’s Got a Gun” by Julie Brown

It was Homecoming Night at my high school
Everyone was there, it was totally cool
I was real excited, I almost wet my jeans
‘Cause my best friend Debbie was Homecoming Queen

She looked so pretty in pink chiffon. (Chiffon)
Riding the float with her tiara on. (Tiara on)
Holding this humongous bouquet in her hand. (Bouquet)
She looked straight out of Disneyland!
You know that Cinderella ride
I mean definitely an Eticket. (Eticket)
The crowd was cheering, everyone was stoked (was stoked)
I mean it was like the whole school was totally coked or something.
The band was playing ‘Evergreen’
Then all of a sudden, somebody screamed:
Look out! The Homecoming Queen’s got a gun!

Everybody run, the Homecoming Queen’s got a gun!
Everybody run, the Homecoming Queen has got a gun!

Debbie’s smiling, and waving her gun
Picking off cheerleaders one by one
Oh! Buffy’s pom poms just blew to bits
Oh no, Misty’s head just did the splits!
God! My best friend is on a shooting spree
Stop it, Debbie, you’re embarrassing me!
How could you do what you just did
Are you having a really bad period?

Everybody run, the Homecoming Queen’s got a gun!
Everybody run, the Homecoming Queen has got a gun!

Stop it, Debbie, you’re making a mess
Powder burns all over your dress
An hour later, the cops had arrived
By then the entire glee club had died no big loss
You wouldn’t believe what they brought to stop
Tear gas, machine guns even a chopper!

Throw down your gun and tiara and come out of that float!

Debbie didn’t listen to what the cop said,
She aimed and fired, and now the math teacher’s dead!
Oh, it’s really sad, but kinda of a relief,
I mean we had this big test coming up next week

Everybody run, the Homecoming Queen’s got a gun!
Everybody run, the Homecoming Queen has got a gun!

Debbie’s really having a blast!
She’s wasted half of the class!

The cops fired a warning shot and she dove off that float.
I tried to scream Duck! but it stuck in my throat.
She hit the ground and did a flip; it was real acrobatic.
But I was crying so hard, I couldn’t work my Instamatic.
I ran down to Debbie, I had to find out.
What made her do it, why’d she freak out?
I saw the bullet had got her right in the ear.
I knew then the end was near.

So I ran down and said in her good ear.
Debbie, why’d you do it?
She raised her head and smiled and said.
I did it for Johnny.

Johnny, well like whose Johnny? Answer me Debbie whose Johnny.
Does anybody here named Johnny?
Are you Johnny? There was one guy named Johnny.
But he was a total geek. He always had food in his braces.
Answer me Debbie whose Johnny.
Oh God this is like that movie Citizen King
You know where you later find out Rosebud was a sled
But we’ll never know who Johnny is because like she’s dead

Everybody run, the Homecoming Queen’s got a gun!
Everybody run, the Homecoming Queen has got a
Everybody run
Everybody run the Homecoming Queen’s got a

https://youtu.be/xG3yGdQYwqg

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