“Alternative” Lyrics 508

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Vladimir Putin; Russia; Volodymyr Zelenskiy; Ukraine; Scott Morrison; Australia; Xi Jinping; China
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Wives; Mistresses; Porn Stars; Rape Victims
“Third Rate Romance” by Sammy Kershaw

Sittin’ in a tiny table in a ritzy restaurant
She was starin’ at her coffee cup
He was tryin’ to keep his courage up
By applyin’ booze

And talk was small when they talked at all
They both knew what they wanted
There was no need to talk about it
They were old enough to scope it out
And keep it loose

She said, “You don’t look like my type
But I guess you’ll do”
Third rate romance
Low rent rendezvous
And he said, “I’ll even tell you that I love you
If you want me to”
Third rate romance
Low rent rendezvous

When they left the bar
They got in his car
And they drove away
He drove to the family inn
She didn’t even have to pretend
She didn’t know what for

And he went to the desk
And made his request
While she waited outside
Then he came back with the key
She said, “Give it to me
And I’ll unlock the door”

She kept saying
“I’ve never really done this kind of thing before, have you”
Third rate romance
Low rent rendezvous
And he said, “Yes I have
But only a time or two”
Third rate romance
Low rent redezvous
Third rate romance
Low rent rendezvous
Third rate romance
Low rent rendezvous

https://youtu.be/a1KtIJq5s4g

“Alternative” Lyrics 507

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Russia; China; North Korea
“Monkey See Monkey Do” by Various

Oh when we clap, clap, clap our hands
The monkey claps his hands!

(Chorus)
Monkey see and monkey do
Monkey do the same as you!

When we tap, tap, tap our toes
The monkey tap, tap, taps his toes!

(Chorus)

When we nod, nod, nod our heads
The monkey nod, nod, nods his head!

(Chorus)

When we stamp, stamp, stamp our feet
The monkey stamp, stamp, stamps his feet!

https://youtu.be/ZdCLvwK8I6c

“Alternative” Lyrics 506

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Russia; China; North Korea
“Monkey See Monkey Do” by Wildside

Fresh look, a new scene
On the cover of a magazine
We see it changin’ everyday
Uptown, fast cars
Wanna be a Hollywood movie star
And now you think you’ve got it made

Follow the leader, you’re waiting on the line
For someone to teach you the way to live your life

No deal, no dice
Everybody’s gotta pay the price
In this town nothing comes for free
Dead broke, sky high
Now you’re looking for a alibi
What you want ain’t always what you need

Follow the leader, you’re waiting on the line
For someone to teach you the way to live your life

Monkey see, monkey do
Over and over again
You follow the best you look like the rest
You ain’t got a clue, monkey see, monkey do

Do this, do that
See the man on the T.V. set
He’s preachin’ money is the way
Well I’ve had my feel
One more, dressed to kill
It’s getting tougher every day

Follow the leader, you’re waiting on the line
For someone to teach you the way to live your life

They want it all, they want it fast, they want it easy
So out of touch, it’s not enough, it’s never pleasin’
It’s what we need, the american dream

https://youtu.be/txSc8CIr3pA

“Alternative” Lyrics 505

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Russia; China; North Korea
“Monkey See-Monkey Do” by Michael Franks

Love has locked us up, peaches
Locked inside this zoo
Your bananas get thrown at me
And mine get thrown at you
Every night we fuss and fight
Like Arabs and like Jews
I guess love is always just

Love is monkey see and monkey do
(that’s all it is, peaches)
Love is monkey see and monkey do
(would I lie to you?)
Love is monkey see and monkey do
(that’s all it is, peaches)
Love is monkey see and monkey do
Do do do

Do you want my love, peaches?
Do you want my rage?
Or do you merely like to see me shake my cage?
Your papayas get thrown at me
And mine get thrown at you
I guess love is always just

Love is monkey see and monkey do
(that’s all it is, peaches)
Love is monkey see and monkey do
(would I lie to you?)
Love is monkey see and monkey do
(that’s all it is, peaches)
Love is monkey see and monkey do

You won’t let me near you, peaches
But one day you will

Gonna jump up and stumble and eat all the jungle
Until I’ve had my fill
Then you’ll know the truth, peaches
One and one ain’t two
One and one is one and love is

Love is monkey see and monkey do
(that’s all it is, peaches)
Love is monkey see and monkey do
(would I lie to you?)
Love is monkey see and monkey do
(that’s all it is, peaches)
Love is monkey see and monkey do.

https://youtu.be/s3vn92O3XFs

“Alternative” Lyrics 478

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Vladimir Putin; Russia; Volodymyr Zelenskiy; Ukraine; Scott Morrison; Australia; Xi Jinping; China
“Blame It on the Bossa Nova” by Eydie Gormé

I was at a dance when he caught my eye
Standin’ all alone lookin’ sad and shy
We began to dance, swaying’ to and fro
And soon I knew I’d never let him go

Blame it on the bossa nova with its magic spell
Blame it on the bossa nova that he did so well
Oh, it all began with just one little dance
But then it ended up a big romance
Blame it on the bossa nova
The dance of love

(Now was it the moon?)
No, no, the bossa nova
(Or the stars above?)
No, no, the bossa nova
(Now was it the tune?)
Yeah, yeah, the bossa nova
(The dance of love)

Now I’m glad to say I’m his bride to be
And we’re gonna raise a family
And when our kids ask how it came about
I’m gonna say to them without a doubt

Blame it on the bossa nova with its magic spell
Blame it on the bossa nova that he did so well
Oh, it all began with just one little dance
But then it ended up a big romance
Blame it on the bossa nova
The dance of love

(Now was it the moon?)
No, no, the bossa nova
(Or the stars above?)
No, no, the bossa nova
(Now was it the tune? )
Yeah, yeah, the bossa nova
(The dance of love)

(Now was it the moon?)
No, no, the bossa nova
(Or the stars above ?)
No, no, the bossa nova

https://youtu.be/sn4Fly9cOn0

“Alternative” Lyrics 458

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Republicans; Republican Party; White Supremacists
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Vladimir Putin; Russia; Volodymyr Zelenskiy; Ukraine; Scott Morrison; Australia; Xi Jinping; China
“Sold (The Grundy County Auction Incident)” by John Michael Montgomery

Well I went down to the Grundy County Auction
Where I saw something I just had to have
My mind told me I should proceed with caution
But my heart said: “Go ahead and make a bid on that”

And I said
“Hey pretty lady won’t you give me a sign?
I’d give anything to make you mine o’ mine
I’ll do your biddin’ and be at your beg and call
Yeah, I’ve never seen anyone lookin’ so fine
Man I gotta have her she’s a one of a kind
I’m going once, going twice, I’m sold

To the lady in the second row
She’s an eight, she’s a nine, she’s a ten, I know
She’s got ruby red lips, blonde hair, blue eyes
And I’m about to bid my heart goodbye

Well the auctioneer was going about a mile a minute
He was takin’ bids and callin’ them out loud
And I guess I was really gettin’ in it
Cause I just shouted out above the crowd

And I said
“Hey pretty lady won’t you give me a sign?
I’d give anything to make you mine o’ mine
I’ll do your biddin’ and be at your beg and call
Yeah, I’ve never seen anyone lookin’ so fine
Man I gotta have her she’s a one of a kind
I’m goin’ once, going twice, I’m sold

To the lady in the long black dress
Cause she won my heart it was no contest
With her ruby red lips, blonde hair, blue eyes
Well I’m about to bid my heart goodbye

Yeah, we found love on the auction block
And I hauled her heart away
And we still love and laugh about the way we met that day

When I said
“Hey pretty lady won’t you give me a sign?
I’d give anything to make you mine o’ mine
I’ll do your biddin’ and be at your beg and call
Yeah, I’ve never seen anyone lookin’ so fine
Man I gotta have her she’s a one of a kind
I’m going once, going twice, I’m sold

To the lady in the second row
She’s an eight, she’s a nine, she’s a ten I know
She’s got ruby red lips, blonde hair, blue eyes
And I’m about to bid my heart goodbye

“Alternative” Lyrics 457

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Recep Tayyip Erdoğan; Turkey
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Vladimir Putin; Russia; Volodymyr Zelenskiy; Ukraine; Xi Jinping; China; Kim Jong Un; North Korea
“Check Yes or No” by George Strait

It started way back in third grade
I used to sit beside Emmylou Hayes
A pink dress, a matching bow, and her ponytail
She kissed me on the school bus but told me not to tell

Next day I chased her around the playground
Cross the monkey bars to the merry-go-round
And Emmylou got caught passing me a note
Before the teacher took it I read what she wrote

Do you love me do you want to be my friend
And if you do
Well then don’t be afraid to take me by the hand
If you want to
I think this is how love goes
Check yes or no

Now we’re grown up and she’s my wife
Still like two kids with stars in our eyes
Not much has changed I still chase Emmylou
Up and down the hall around the bed in our room
Last night I took her out in a white limousine
Twenty years together she still gets to me
Can’t believe it’s been that long ago
When we got started with just a little note

Do you love me do you want to be my friend
And if you do
Well then don’t be afraid to take me by the hand
If you want to
I think this is how love goes
Check yes or no

https://youtu.be/NHxS8wlDngI

“Alternative” Lyrics 454

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Campaign Team; Donald J. Trump’s Transition Team; Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Former Members of Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Republicans; Republican Party; Vladimir Putin; Russia; Volodymyr Zelenskiy; Ukraine; Scott Morrison; Australia; Xi Jinping; China
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Kurds
Tertiary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Wives; Mistresses; Porn Stars; Rape Victims
“Du Hast” by Rammstein

German Lyrics:
Du
Du hast
Du hast mich

Du
Du hast
Du hast mich

Du
Du hast
Du hast mich

Du
Du hast
Du hast mich

Du
Du hast
Du hast mich
Du hast mich
Du hast mich gefragt
Du hast mich gefragt
Du hast mich gefragt und ich hab nichts gesagt

Willst du bis der Tod euch scheidet
Treu ihr sein für alle Tage
Nein!
Nein!

Willst du bis zum Tod, der Scheide
Sie lieben auch in schlechten Tagen
Nein!
Nein!

Du
Du hast
Du hast mich

Du
Du hast
Du hast mich

Du
Du hast
Du hast mich

Du
Du hast
Du hast mich
Du hast mich
Du hast mich gefragt
Du hast mich gefragt
Du hast mich gefragt, und ich hab nichts gesagt

Willst du bis der Tod euch scheidet
Treu ihr sein für alle Tage
Nein!
Nein!

Willst du bis zum Tod, der Scheide
Sie lieben auch in schlechten Tagen
Nein!
Nein!

Willst du bis der Tod euch scheidet
Treu ihr sein
Nein!
Nein!

English Translation:
You
You have
You have asked

You
You have
You have asked

You
You have
You have asked

You
You have
You have asked

You
You have
You have asked
You have asked
You have asked me
You have asked me
You have asked me and I have said nothing

Do you want to be faithful for eternity
Until death parts you?

No!
No!

Do you want to be faithful for eternity
Until death parts you?

No!
No!

You
You have
You have asked

You
You have
You have asked

You
You have
You have asked

You
You have
You have asked
You have asked
You have asked me
You have asked me
You have asked me and I have said nothing

Do you want to be faithful for eternity
Until death parts you?

No!
No!

Do you want to love her even in bad days
Unto the death of the vagina?

No!
No!

“Alternative” Lyrics 453

Topic: Donald J. Trump
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Vladimir Putin; Russia; Volodymyr Zelenskiy; Ukraine; Scott Morrison; Australia; Xi Jinping; China; Joe Biden
“Vacation” by the Go-Go’s

Can’t seem to get my mind off of you
Back here at home there’s nothin’ to do
Now that I’m away
I wish I’d stayed

Tomorrow’s a day of mine that you won’t be in

When you looked at me I should’ve run
But I thought it was just for fun
I see I was wrong
And I’m not so strong
I should’ve known all along that time would tell

A week without you
Thought I’d forget
Two weeks without you and I
Still haven’t gotten over you yet

Vacation, all I ever wanted
Vacation, had to get away
Vacation, meant to be spent alone
Vacation, all I ever wanted
Vacation, had to get away
Vacation, meant to be spent alone

A week without you
Thought I’d forget
Two weeks without you and I
Still haven’t gotten over you yet

Vacation, all I ever wanted
Vacation, had to get away
Vacation, meant to be spent alone
Vacation, all I ever wanted
Vacation, had to get away
Vacation, meant to be spent alone

https://youtu.be/2RHTiXvELNg

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