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Topic: Donald J. Trump; Russia; China; North Korea
“Monkey See Monkey Do” by Various
Oh when we clap, clap, clap our hands
The monkey claps his hands!
(Chorus)
Monkey see and monkey do
Monkey do the same as you!
When we tap, tap, tap our toes
The monkey tap, tap, taps his toes!
(Chorus)
When we nod, nod, nod our heads
The monkey nod, nod, nods his head!
(Chorus)
When we stamp, stamp, stamp our feet
The monkey stamp, stamp, stamps his feet!
Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Russia; China; North Korea
“Monkey See Monkey Do” by Wildside
Fresh look, a new scene
On the cover of a magazine
We see it changin’ everyday
Uptown, fast cars
Wanna be a Hollywood movie star
And now you think you’ve got it made
Follow the leader, you’re waiting on the line
For someone to teach you the way to live your life
No deal, no dice
Everybody’s gotta pay the price
In this town nothing comes for free
Dead broke, sky high
Now you’re looking for a alibi
What you want ain’t always what you need
Follow the leader, you’re waiting on the line
For someone to teach you the way to live your life
Monkey see, monkey do
Over and over again
You follow the best you look like the rest
You ain’t got a clue, monkey see, monkey do
Do this, do that
See the man on the T.V. set
He’s preachin’ money is the way
Well I’ve had my feel
One more, dressed to kill
It’s getting tougher every day
Follow the leader, you’re waiting on the line
For someone to teach you the way to live your life
They want it all, they want it fast, they want it easy
So out of touch, it’s not enough, it’s never pleasin’
It’s what we need, the american dream
Topic: Donald J. Trump; Russia; China; North Korea
“Monkey See-Monkey Do” by Michael Franks
Love has locked us up, peaches
Locked inside this zoo
Your bananas get thrown at me
And mine get thrown at you
Every night we fuss and fight
Like Arabs and like Jews
I guess love is always just
Love is monkey see and monkey do
(that’s all it is, peaches)
Love is monkey see and monkey do
(would I lie to you?)
Love is monkey see and monkey do
(that’s all it is, peaches)
Love is monkey see and monkey do
Do do do
Do you want my love, peaches?
Do you want my rage?
Or do you merely like to see me shake my cage?
Your papayas get thrown at me
And mine get thrown at you
I guess love is always just
Love is monkey see and monkey do
(that’s all it is, peaches)
Love is monkey see and monkey do
(would I lie to you?)
Love is monkey see and monkey do
(that’s all it is, peaches)
Love is monkey see and monkey do
You won’t let me near you, peaches
But one day you will
Gonna jump up and stumble and eat all the jungle
Until I’ve had my fill
Then you’ll know the truth, peaches
One and one ain’t two
One and one is one and love is
Love is monkey see and monkey do
(that’s all it is, peaches)
Love is monkey see and monkey do
(would I lie to you?)
Love is monkey see and monkey do
(that’s all it is, peaches)
Love is monkey see and monkey do.
Topic: Donald J. Trump; Recep Tayyip Erdoğan; Turkey
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Vladimir Putin; Russia; Volodymyr Zelenskiy; Ukraine; Xi Jinping; China; Kim Jong Un; North Korea
“Check Yes or No” by George Strait
It started way back in third grade
I used to sit beside Emmylou Hayes
A pink dress, a matching bow, and her ponytail
She kissed me on the school bus but told me not to tell
Next day I chased her around the playground
Cross the monkey bars to the merry-go-round
And Emmylou got caught passing me a note
Before the teacher took it I read what she wrote
Do you love me do you want to be my friend
And if you do
Well then don’t be afraid to take me by the hand
If you want to
I think this is how love goes
Check yes or no
Now we’re grown up and she’s my wife
Still like two kids with stars in our eyes
Not much has changed I still chase Emmylou
Up and down the hall around the bed in our room
Last night I took her out in a white limousine
Twenty years together she still gets to me
Can’t believe it’s been that long ago
When we got started with just a little note
Do you love me do you want to be my friend
And if you do
Well then don’t be afraid to take me by the hand
If you want to
I think this is how love goes
Check yes or no
Topic: Donald J. Trump; Vladimir Putin; Russia; Kim Jong Un; North Korea
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Donald J. Trump’s Base
“Wrapped Around” by Brad Paisley
Every day I clock out
And head straight to her house
We cuddle up on the couch
But it always ends the same ole way
I’m drivin’ home and it’s incredibly late
Somethin’s got to change, ’cause
I’ve been wrapped around her finger
Since the first time we went out
Every day, and every night she’s all I think about
I need that girl beside me
When the lights go out
I think it’s time to put a ring on the finger
I’m wrapped around
Went to the bank took out a loan
Went and bought the perfect stone
Called up her dad on the phone
I’m takin’ him to dinner Sunday night
I’ve never been so nervous in my life
I want to do this right, ’cause
I’ve been wrapped around her finger
Since the first time we went out
Every day, and every night she’s all I think about
I need that girl beside me
When the lights go out
I think it’s time to put a ring on the finger
I’m wrapped around
Yes sir I love her very much
I know it’s only been seven months
But that’s long enough, ’cause
I’ve been wrapped around her finger
Since the first time we went out
Every day, and every night she’s all I think about
I need that girl beside me
When the lights go out
I think it’s time to put a ring on the finger
I’m wrapped around
I think it’s time to put a ring on the finger
I’m wrapped around
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