Topic: Donald J. Trump; Politicians
“I Wouldn’t Buy a Used Car from Him” by Norma Jean
Yes it’s true that he and I were sweethearts
Now he’s about to steal your heart away
You’re asking me to tell you all I’ve known about him
And I have only one thing to say
I wouldn’t buy a used car from him
Don’t trust the man that’s every woman’s friend
Those kinds would always get you in the end
I wouldn’t buy a used car from him
You don’t hear a single word I tell you
I’m saying things your heart don’t care to know
But you’ll agree with me that it’s all over and done
He saw you come in and you’ll see him go
I wouldn’t buy a used car from him
Don’t trust the man that’s every woman’s friend
Those kinds would always get you in the end
I wouldn’t buy a used car from him
I wouldn’t buy a used car from him
Don’t trust the man that’s every woman’s friend
Those kinds would always get you in the end
I wouldn’t buy a used car from him
“Indictment Time” by Brian Burwell
I would have loved to release an audio version of the song, however, I cannot find a karaoke version of “Closing Time” that does not have backup singers
Indictment time
Open investigations for all of the treason
Indictment time
Turn the heat up under every guilty paisan
Indictment time
One last chance for confession or finish your phony jeer
Indictment time
You won’t get to go home and you can’t stay here
I know who will want to take you down
I know who will want to take you down
I know who will want to take you down
Take you down
Indictment time
Time for you to go back to places you crawled out from
Indictment time
Visitor time is when your brothers and your sisters can come
So gather up your assets, and move out of mansions
I know you won’t find a friend
Indictment time
Your deceptive dealings have come to an obvious end
Yeah, I know who will want to take you down
I know who will want to take you down
I know who will want to take you down
Take you down
Indictment time
Time for you to go to the prison you will be from
I know who will want to take you down
I know who will want to take you down
I know who will want to take you down
Take you down
I know who will want to take you down
I know who will want to take you down
I know who will want to take you down
Take you down
Indictment time
Your deceptive dealings have come to an obvious end
Topic: Donald J. Trump Jr.; Julian Assange; Wikileaks; Robert Mueller; Donald J. Trump; Trump Family
Auxiliary Topic: Republicans; Citizens of the United States of America
“Talk to Me” by Stephen Lynch
I came down to the breakfast table
Felt like I could die
I tried so hard, but wasn’t able
To look you in the eye
For I am feeling so much shame
Yes I have brought disgrace
Could tell I soiled my good name
By the look upon your face.
Well it seems last night you caught me spanking it
No use denying it, I was really cranking it
Well dry your eyes, don’t be so sad
If you could just forgive me, and talk to me, dad
Talk to me dad
I didn’t hear you enter, no I didn’t hear the door
With my hand upon my member and my pants upon the floor
Now burnt to your brain is an image you despise
Like blood and guts and starving kids and Stevie Wonder’s eyes
Well it seems last night you caught me spanking it
No use denying it, I was really cranking it
Well dry your eyes, don’t be so sad
But I wouldn’t use those tissues; they’ve already been had
Talk to me dad
The look upon your face made my swollen glad diminish
So I said “could you close the door, I really wanna finish.”
Now daddy, I’m ashamed and I completely understand
If you never wanna hug again or even shake my hand
Well it seems last night you caught me spanking it
No use denying it, I was really cranking it
Well dry your eyes, don’t be so sad
Just because it was your bed, it’s not that bad
When I was only 17 you told me it was dirty
So it must be really creepy when you kid is pushing 30
But you cannot tell me, dad, you have never had a whack
At the thing that hangs below your belt and bumps into your sack
Well it seems last night you caught me spanking it
No use denying it, I was really cranking it
Well dry your eyes, don’t be so sad
But I wouldn’t use those tissues, they’ve already been
Just because it was your bed it’s not that
Oh daddy, daddy, please forgive me, and talk to me, dad
Talk to me dad
Dark Side of Brian 