“Alternative” Lyrics 577

Topic: Donald J. Trump
Auxiliary Topic: Trump Family
“One Jump Ahead (Reprise)” by Brad Kane from Aladdin

Riff-raff
Street rat
I don’t buy that
If only they’d look closer

Would they see a poor boy?
No siree
They’d find out
There’s so much more to me

https://youtu.be/jKPuwObiyc8

“Alternative” Lyrics 536

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Campaign Team; Donald J. Trump’s Transition Team; Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Former Members of Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Trump Family; Republicans; Republican Party
“Entrance of the Gladiators” by Julius Fučík

https://youtu.be/r0105ht0yoc

“Alternative” Lyrics 488

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Vladimir Putin; Russia; Republicans; Republican Party; Donald J. Trump’s Base
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Wives; Mistresses; Porn Stars; Rape Victims; Trump Family
“Daisy Bell” by Various

There is a flower within my heart, Daisy, Daisy!
Planted one day by a glancing dart,
Planted by Daisy Bell!
Whether she loves me or loves me not,
Sometimes it’s hard to tell;
Yet I am longing to share the lot
Of beautiful Daisy Bell!

CHORUS. (a little faster.)
Daisy, Daisy,
Give me your answer, do!
I’m half crazy,
All for the love of you!
It won’t be a stylish marriage,
I can’t afford a carriage,
But you’ll look sweet on the seat
Of a bicycle built for two!

We will go “tandem” as man and wife, Daisy, Daisy!
“Ped’ling” away down the road of life, I and my Daisy Bell!
When the road’s dark we can both despise P’liceman and “lamps” as well;
There are “bright lights” in the dazzling eyes Of beautiful Daisy Bell!
(Chorus)

I will stand by you in “wheel” or woe, Daisy, Daisy!
You’ll be the bell(e) which I’ll ring you know! Sweet little Daisy Bell!
You’ll take the “lead” in each “trip” we take, Then if I don’t do well;
I will permit you to use the brake, My beautiful Daisy Bell!
(Chorus)

“Alternative” Lyrics 485

Topic: Trump Family; Donald J. Trump’s Base; Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Matt Gaetz; Jim Jordan
“Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep” by Bob Rivers

If you’re havin’ trouble with your barnyard friends
You’ve got a thing for ewes
Been countin’ sheep but you’re not in bed
Heres what you gotta do:
Get out the barn
Stay off the farm!
Go read a nursery rhyme.
Don’t ring 976-Baaa
That kind of loves a crime! Hey,

Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds. Little Bo Peep!
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they’re done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they’re done with sheep!

My friend Larry has a little lamb
Her fleece is white as snow.
He keeps braggin’ bout her night and day
Someone should tell him, No,
Look at the flock
They’re all in shock!
Here comes that mutton fan.
Knock off the fleece
Give them some peace.
Don’t be a barn door man! No.

Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds. Little Bo Peep!
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they’re done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they’re done with sheep!

If you’re havin’ trouble with your barnyard friends
You’ve got a thing for ewes
Been countin’ sheep but you’re not in bed
Heres what you gotta do:
Look at the flock
They’re all in shock!
Here comes that mutton fan.
Knock off the fleece
Give them some peace.
Don’t be a barn door man! No.

Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds. Little Bo Peep!
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they’re done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they’re done with sheep!

Velcro gloves
Knee pads
Late-night dates

Done with sheep!

Warning signs
Electric fences
High Voltage!

Done with sheep!

Dirty deeds

Done with sheep!

Dirty deeds

Done with sheep!

Dirty deeds

Don’t tell em what I’ve done to you!
Done with sheep!
Dirty deeds
Dirty deeds
Dirty deeds
done with sheep!
Aaaargh!

(Quiet, girls! I think the shepherds coming!)

https://youtu.be/tdwBz7iT-wk

“Alternative” Lyrics 472

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Wives; Trump Family
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party
“A Bird in a Gilded Cage” by Various

The ballroom was filled with fashion’s throng
It shone with a thousand lights
And there was a woman who passed along
The fairest of all the sights

A girl to her lover then softly sighed
“There’s riches at her command.
“But she married for wealth, not for love,” he cried
“Though she lives in a mansion grand”

She’s only a bird in a gilded cage
A beautiful sight to see
You may think she’s happy and free from care
She’s not, though she seems to be
‘Tis sad when you think of her wasted life
For youth cannot mate with age
And her beauty was sold for an old man’s gold

She’s a bird in a gilded cage.

https://youtu.be/gEUmc5Uuwy8

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