“Alternative” Lyrics 483

Topic: Donald J. Trump
Auxiliary Topic: Rudy Giuliani
Tertiary Topic: William P. Barr
“No Scrubs” by TLC

A scrub is a guy that thinks he’s fly
And is also known as a busta (busta)
Always talkin’ about what he wants
And just sits on his broke ass

So no, I don’t want your number
No, I don’t want to give you mine and
No, I don’t want to meet you nowhere
No, I don’t want none of your time and

No, I don’t want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can’t get no love from me
Hangin’ out the passenger side
Of his best friend’s ride
Trying to holla at me
I don’t want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can’t get no love from me
Hangin’ out the passenger side
Of his best friend’s ride
Trying to holla at me

Well a scrub checkin’ me
But his game is kinda weak
And I know that he cannot approach me
‘Cause I’m looking like class, and he’s looking like trash
Can’t get wit’ a deadbeat ass

So no, I don’t want your number
No, I don’t want to give you mine and
No, I don’t want to meet you nowhere
No, I don’t want none of your time and

No, I don’t want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can’t get no love from me
Hangin’ out the passenger side
Of his best friend’s ride
Trying to holla at me
I don’t want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can’t get no love from me
Hangin’ out the passenger side
Of his best friend’s ride
Trying to holla at me

If you don’t have a car and you’re walking
Oh yes son, I’m talking to you
If you live at home with your momma
Oh yes son, I’m talking to you
If you have a shorty that you don’t show love
Oh yes son, I’m talking to you
Wanna get me with no money
Oh no, I don’t want no
No scrub, no scrub
No scrub, no scrub

No, I don’t want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can’t get no love from me
Hangin’ out the passenger side
Of his best friend’s ride
Trying to holla at me
I don’t want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can’t get no love from me
Hangin’ out the passenger side
Of his best friend’s ride
Trying to holla at me

I don’t want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can’t get no love from me
Hangin’ out the passenger side
Of his best friend’s ride
Trying to holla at me
I don’t want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can’t get no love from me
Hangin’ out the passenger side
Of his best friend’s ride
Trying to holla at me

I don’t want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can’t get no love from me
Hangin’ out the passenger side
Of his best friend’s ride
Trying to holla at me
I don’t want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can’t get no love from me
Hangin’ out the passenger side
Of his best friend’s ride
Trying to holla at me

I don’t want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can’t get no love from me
Hangin’ out the passenger side
Of his best friend’s ride
Trying to holla at me
I don’t want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can’t get no love from me
Hangin’ out the passenger side

https://youtu.be/FrLequ6dUdM

“Alternative” Lyrics 446

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Campaign Team; Donald J. Trump’s Transition Team; Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Former Members of Donald J. Trump’s Administration; William P. Barr; Mike Pompeo; Vladimir Putin; Russia; Volodymyr Zelenskiy; Ukraine; Scott Morrison; Australia; Republicans; Republican Party
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Wives; Mistresses; Porn Stars; Rape Victims
“Call Me” by Blondie

Color me your color baby, color me your car
Color me your color darling, I know who you are
Come up off your color chart
I know where you’re coming from

Call me on the line
Call me, call me any, any anytime
Call me my love
You can call me any day or night
Call me

Cover me with kisses baby, cover me with love
Roll me in designer sheets, I’ll never get enough
Emotions come, I don’t know why
Cover up love’s alibi

Call me on the line
Call me, call me any, any anytime
Call me my love
You can call me any day or night
Call me

Aah, he speaks the languages of love
Aah, amore chiamami
Ooh, appelle-moi mon cherie
Anytime, anyplace, anywhere, anyway
Anytime, anyplace, anywhere, any day

Call me my love
Call me, call me any, any anytime
Call me for a ride
Call me, call me for some overtime

Call me in my life
Call me, call me in a sweet design
Call me, call me for your lover’s, lover’s alibi
Call me, call me, call me

Color me your color baby, color me your car
Color me your color darling, I know who you are
Come up off your color chart

“Alternative” Lyrics 359

Topic: Donald J. Trump
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Vladimir Putin; Russia; Republicans; Republican Party; Donald J. Trump’s Base; William P. Barr
“5-1-5-0” by Dierks Bentley

Ever since I met you girl, you been on my brain
I can’t think of nothing else but you all night and day
It’s like I got a first class seat up on Ozzy’s train
It’s driving me insane

5-1-5-0, somebody call the po-po
I’m goin’ crazy, thinkin’ ‘bout you baby
5-1-5-0, just this side of loco
I’m goin’ crazy, think I love you baby

I gotta get your number girl, I gotta call you up
I gotta get you ridin’ shotgun in my truck
This little bit of you I’ve got, it ain’t good enough
Yeah, you got me all messed up

5-1-5-0, somebody call the po-po
I’m goin’ crazy, thinkin’ ‘bout you baby
5-1-5-0, just this side of loco
I’m goin’ crazy, think I love you baby

Cause I, ain’t never felt like this, no
And I, I just need one kiss, from you
And I’ll be good as new
If I don’t get some of your sweet lovin’ no tellin’ what I might do

5-1-5-0, somebody call the po-po
Think I’m losin’ my mind, girl
5-1-5-0, just this side of loco
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

5-1-5-0, somebody call the po-po
I’m goin’ crazy, thinkin’ ‘bout you baby
5-1-5-0, spinnin’ my head like a yo-yo
I’m goin’ crazy, think I love you baby

https://youtu.be/Aa9Y0Hlrlbs

“Alternative” Lyrics 358

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Vladimir Putin; Russia; William P. Barr; Resistance
“You Oughta Know” by Alanis Morissette

I want you to know that I’m happy for you
I wish nothing but the best for you both

An older version of me
Is she perverted like me?
Would she go down on you in a theatre?
Does she speak eloquently?
And would she have your baby?
I’m sure she’d make a really excellent mother

‘Cause the love that you gave, that we made wasn’t able to make it enough for you to be open wide, no
And every time you speak her name
Does she know how you told me you’d hold me until you die, ’til you die?
But you’re still alive

And I’m here to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It’s not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know

You seem very well, things look peaceful
I’m not quite as well, I thought you should know

Did you forget about me,
Mr. Duplicity?
I hate to bug you in the middle of dinner
It was a slap in the face
How quickly I was replaced
And are you thinking of me when you fuck her?

‘Cause the love that you gave that we made wasn’t able to make it enough for you to be open wide, no
And every time you speak her name
Does she know how you told me you’d hold me until you die, ’til you die?
But you’re still alive

And I’m here to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It’s not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know

‘Cause the joke that you laid in the bed: that was me, and I’m not gonna fade as soon as you close your eyes
And you know it

And every time I scratch my nails down someone else’s back I hope you feel it
Well, can you feel it?

Well, I’m here to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It’s not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know

I am here to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It’s not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know

https://youtu.be/NPcyTyilmYY

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