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Topic: Brett Kavanaugh; Christine Blasey Ford; Deborah Ramirez; Julie Swetnick; Rape Victims
“Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off” by Joe Nichols

She said, I’m goin’ out with my girlfriends
Margaritas at the Holiday Inn.
Oh, have mercy my only thought was
Tequila makes her clothes fall off

I told her put an extra layer on
I know what happens when she drinks patron
Her closets missin’ half the things she bought
Yea, Tequila makes her clothes fall off

She’ll start by kickin’ out of her shoes
Lose an earring in her drink
Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall
Drop a contact down the sink

Them pantyhose ain’t gonna last too long
If the DJ puts Bon Jovi on
She might come home in a tablecloth
Yea, tequila makes her clothes fall off

She can handle any Champagne brunch
Bridal shower with Barcadi punch
Jello shooters full of Smirnoff
But tequila makes her clothes fall off

She’ll start by kickin’ out of her shoes
Lose an earring in her drink
Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall
Drop a contact down the sink

She don’t mean nothin’ she’s just havin’ fun
Tomorrow she’ll say, oh, what have I done
Friends will joke about the stuff she lost
Yea, tequila makes her clothes fall off

Oh, tequila makes her clothes fall off
Oh, tequila makes her clothes fall off

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Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Brett Kavanaugh; Christine Blasey Ford; Deborah Ramirez; Julie Swetnick; Rape Victims
“Blister in the Sun” by Violent Femmes

When I’m out walking
I strut my stuff
And I’m so strung out
I’m high as a kite

I just might stop to check you out.

[Chorus]
Let me go on like I
Blister in the sun
Let me go on
Big hands, I know you’re the one.

Body and beats,
I stain my sheets
I don’t even know why
My girlfriend, she’s at the end,
She is starting to cry.

Let me go on like I
Blister in the sun
Let me go on
Big hands, I know you’re the one.

When I’m out walking
I strut my stuff
And I’m so strung out
I’m high as a kite
I just might stop to check you out.
When I’m out walking
I strut my stuff
And I’m so strung out
I’m high as a kite
I just might stop to check you out.

Body and beats,
I stain my sheets
I don’t even know why
My girlfriend, she’s at the end,
She is starting to cry.

When I’m out walking
I strut my stuff
And I’m so strung out
I’m high as a kite
I just might stop to check you out.

[Chorus]

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Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Brett Kavanaugh; Christine Blasey Ford; Deborah Ramirez; Julie Swetnick; Rape Victims
“Date Rape” by Sublime

Let me tell you about a girl I know
Had a drink about a hour ago
Sitting in a corner by herself, in a bar in downtown hell

She heard a noise and she looked through the door
And saw a man she’d never seen before
Light skin, light blue eyes, a double-chin and a plastic smile
Well, her heart raced as he walked in the door
And took an empty seat next to her at the bar
“My brand new car is parked right outside
How’d ya like to go for a ride?”
And she said.”Wait a minute I have to think.”
He said, “That’s fine. May I please buy you a drink”
One drink turned into three or four and they left and got into his car
And they drove away someplace real far

Now babe the time has come
How’d ya like to have a little fun?
And she said “If we could only please be on our way, I will not run.”

That’s when things got out of control
She didn’t want to, he had his way
She said, “Let’s go”
He said, “No way!”
Come on babe it’s your lucky day
Shut your mouth, were gonna do it my way
Come on baby don’t be afraid
If it wasn’t for date rape I’d never get laid

He finished up and he started the car
He turned around and drove back to the bar
He said “Now baby don’t be sad, in my opinion you weren’t half-bad.”
She picked up a rock, threw it at the car, hit him in the head, now he’s got a big scar
Come on party people won’t you listen to me
Date rape stylee

The next day she went to her drawer, look up her local attorney at law,
Went to the phone and filed the police report and then she took the guy’s ass to court
Well, the day he stood in front of the judge he screamed, “She lies that little slut!”
The judge knew that he was full of shit and he gave him twenty five years
And now his eyes are full of tears
One night in jail it was getting late
He was butt-raped by a large inmate, and he screamed
But the guards paid no attention to his cries

That’s when things got out of control
The moral of the date rape story, it does not pay to be drunk and horny.
But that’s the way it had to be
They locked him up and threw away the key
Well, I can’t take pity on men of his kind
Even though he now takes it in the behind

But that’s the way it had to be
They locked him up and threw away the key
Well, I can’t take pity on men of his kind
Even though he now takes it in the behind
Date rape!

She didn’t want to, she didn’t want to, she didn’t want to, she didn’t want to
Take it!

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Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Brett Kavanaugh; Christine Blasey Ford; Deborah Ramirez; Julie Swetnick; Rape Victims
“You Get What You Give” by New Radicals

1, 2
1, 2, 3!

Wake up kids
We’ve got the dreamers disease
Age 14 we got you down on your knees
So polite, you’re busy still saying please
Frienemies, who when you’re down ain’t your friend
Every night we smash their Mercedes-Benz
First we run,and then we laugh ’til we cry

But when the night is falling
You cannot find the light
You feel your dreams are dying
Hold tight

You’ve got the music in you
Don’t let go
You’ve got the music in you
One dance left
This world is gonna pull through
Don’t give up
You’ve got a reason to live
Can’t forget
We only get what we give

I’m comin’ home baby
You’re tops
Give it to me now

Four a.m. we ran a miracle mile
We’re flat broke
But hey we do it in style
The bad rich
God’s flying in for your trial

But when the night is falling
You cannot find a friend (friend)
You feel your tree is breaking
Just then

You’ve got the music in you
Don’t let go
You’ve got the music in you
One dance left
This world is gonna pull through
Don’t give up
You’ve got a reason to live
Can’t forget
We only get what we give

This whole damn world, could fall apart
You’ll be ok, follow your heart
You’re in harms way, I’m right behind
Now say you’re mine

You’ve got the music in you
Don’t let go
You’ve got the music in you
One dance left
This world is gonna pull through
Don’t give up
You’ve got a reason to live
Can’t forget
We only get what we give

Don’t let go
I feel the music in you
Don’t let go
Fly high
What’s real, can’t die
You only get what you give
You are gonna get what you give
Don’t give up
Just don’t be afraid to leave
Health insurance rip off lying
FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they’re multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You’re all fakes run to your mansions
Come around we’ll kick your ass in
Don’t let go
One dance left
Don’t give up
Can’t forget
Don’t let go

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Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Brett Kavanaugh; Christine Blasey Ford; Deborah Ramirez; Julie Swetnick; Rape Victims
“Caught Us Doing It” by Famous Hokum Boys

I went to see my gal last night, sweet darling little miss
We sat down in the parlor, and began to hug and kiss
The moon shown through the window, and the stars were hanging low
And when I went to kiss my girl, her Pa stepped through the door

And he caught us doing it (hey hey)
Caught us doing it (hey hey hey)
Caught us doing it
(Doing what?)
He caught us making love

Me and my gal went out one night, while walking in the park
My feelings seemed to tell me, to kiss her in the dark
I put my arms around her, she pressed her lips to mine
A big policeman shined his light, a chill went through my spine

And he caught us doing it (hey hey)
Caught us doing it (hey hey hey)
Caught us doing it
(Doing what?)
He caught us making love

They took me to the county jail, and put me right in the cell
They said don’t worry about the trail, the judge will treat you well
This morning when I come to trial, the judge was feeling fine
He said I’m gonna be right on you, I’m gonna give you 99

And now I’m doing it (hey hey)
And now I’m doing it (hey hey hey)
And now I’m doing it (doing what?)
Now I’m doing time

Eh you’re doing time now eh?
He aught to give you 199

Hey!

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