“Alternative” Lyrics 422

Topic:Donald J. Trump
“That Don’t Impress Me Much” by Shania Twain

I’ve known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart
But you’ve got being right down to an art
You think you’re a genius-you drive me up the wall
You’re a regular original know-it-all

Oh-oo-oh, you think you’re special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you’re something else

Okay, so you’re a rocket scientist
That don’t impress me much
So you got the brain but have you got the touch
Don’t get me wrong, yeah I think you’re alright
But that won’t keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don’t impress me much

I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket
And a comb up his sleeve-just in case
And all that extra hold gel in your hair oughta lock it
‘Cause Heaven forbid it should fall outta place

Oh-oo-oh, so you think you’re something special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you’re something else

Okay, so you’re Brad Pitt
That don’t impress me much
So you got the looks but have you got the touch
Don’t get me wrong, yeah I think you’re alright
But that won’t keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don’t impress me much

You’re one of those guys who likes to shine his machine
You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in
I can’t believe you kiss your car good night
C’mon baby tell me-you must be jokin’, right!

Oh-oo-oh, so you think you’re something special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you’re something else

Okay, so you’ve got a car
That don’t impress me much
So you got the moves but have you got the touch
Don’t get me wrong, yeah I think you’re alright
But that won’t keep me warm in the middle of the night

That don’t impress me much
You think you’re cool but have you got the touch
Don’t get me wrong, yeah I think you’re alright
But that won’t keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely night
That don’t impress me much

Okay, so what do you think you’re Elvis or something
Whatever

That don’t impress me

https://youtu.be/mqFLXayD6e8

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“Alternative” Lyrics 421

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Campaign Team; Donald J. Trump’s Transition Team; Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Former Members of Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Republicans; Republican Party
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Wives; Mistresses; Porn Stars; Rape Victims
“No Surprise” by Daughtry

I’ve practiced this for hours, gone round and round
And now I think that I’ve got it all down
And as I say it louder, I love how it sounds
‘Cause I’m not taking the easy way out

Not wrappin’ this in ribbons
Shouldn’t have to give a reason why

It’s no surprise I won’t be here tomorrow
I can’t believe that I stayed till today
Yeah you and I will be a tough act to follow
But I know in time we’ll find this was no surprise

It came out like a river once I let it out
When I thought that I wouldn’t know how
Held onto it forever, just pushing it down
Felt so good to let go of it now
Not wrapping this in ribbons
Shouldn’t have to give a reason why

It’s no surprise I won’t be here tomorrow
I can’t believe that I stayed till today
There’s nothing here in this heart left to borrow
There’s nothing here in this soul left to say

Don’t be surprised when we hate this tomorrow
God knows we tried to find an easier way
Yeah you and I will be a tough act to follow
But I know in time we’ll find this was no surprise

Our favorite place we used to go
The warm embrace that no one knows
The loving look that’s left your eyes
That’s why this comes as no, as no surprise

If I could see the future and how this plays out
I bet it’s better than where we are now
But after going through this
It’s easier to see the reason why

It’s no surprise I won’t be here tomorrow
I can’t believe that I stayed till today (stayed till today)
Yeah you and I will be a tough act to follow
But I know in time we’ll find this was no surprise

Our favorite place we used to go
The warm embrace that no one knows
The loving look that’s left your eyes
But I know in time we’ll find this was no surprise

https://youtu.be/yyl24HRGgSU

Trump the Terrorist

Now that there is a second act of terrorism committed by Mr. Donald J. Trump with the co-conspirator complying with the conspiracy, Mr. Trump can no longer hide behind the assertion that he meant his words in jest. He has proven himself a traitor to the United States and congress must act in hast to remove him from office.

If you need help drafting what you want to communicate to congress, you may use and edit the following as a template:

Dear Legislator:
With Mr. Trump committing another act of international terrorism as defined under Title 18 U.S. Code § 2331, this time conspiring with Israel to attack two sitting congresswomen, he must be arrested for treason immediately. It is completely intolerable to allow a sitting president to commit such a high-level felony without repercussion. There should be zero tolerance for anyone holding any office of public trust to violate these laws. His crimes dictate his immediate removal from office.

Internation Terrorism

“Alternative” Lyrics 420

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Vladimir Putin; Russia
Tertiary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Benjamin Netanyahu; Israel
“In the Good Old Summertime” by Various

There’s a time in each year
That we always hold dear,
Good old summer time;
With the birds and the trees-es,
And sweet scented breezes,
Good old summer time,
When your day’s work is over
Then you are in clover,
And life is one beautiful rhyme,
No trouble annoying,
Each one is enjoying,
The good old summer time.

In the good old summer time,
In the good old summer time,
Strolling thro’ the shady lanes
With your baby mine;
You hold her hand and she holds yours,
And that’s a very good sign
That she’s your tootsie wootsie
In the good old summer time.

To swim in the pool,
You’d play “hooky” from school,
Good old summer time;
You’d play “ring-a-rosie”
With Jim, Kate and Josie,
Good old summer time,
Those days full of pleasure
We now fondly treasure,
When we never thought it a crime
To go stealing cherries,
With face brown as berries,
Good old summer time.

In the good old summer time,
In the good old summer time,
Strolling thro’ the shady lanes
With your baby mine;
You hold her hand and she holds yours,
And that’s a very good sign
That she’s your tootsie wootsie
In the good old summer time.

https://youtu.be/JWSiMhEkFVk

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Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party
Auxiliary: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Wives; Mistresses; Porn Stars
“Jumpin’, Jumpin'” by Destiny’s Child

Ladies leave your man at home
The club is full of ballers and their pockets full grown
And all you fellas leave your girl with her friends
Cause it’s eleven thirty and the club is jumpin’, jumpin’

Though he say he got a girl
Yeah it’s true you got a man
But the party ain’t gon’ stop
So let’s make it hot, hot

Last weekend you stayed at home alone and lonely
Couldn’t find your man, he was chilling with his homies
This weekend you’re going out
If he try to to stop you, you’re going off
You got your hair done and your nails done too
A new outfit and your Fendi shoes
And when you’re through parlaying at the hottest spot
Tonight you’re gonna find the fellas
Rollin’ in the Lexus, drops and Hummers

Though he say he got a girl
Yeah it’s true you got a man
But the party ain’t gon’ stop
So let’s make it hot, hot

Ladies leave your man at home
The club is full of ballers and their pockets full grown
And all you fellas leave your girl with her friends
Cause it’s eleven thirty and the club is jumpin’, jumpin’
Ladies leave your man at home
The club is full of ballers and their pockets full grown
And all you fellas leave your girl with her friends
Cause it’s eleven thirty and the club is jumpin’, jumpin’

Though he say he got a girl
Yeah it’s true you got a man
But the party ain’t gon’ stop
So let’s make it hot, hot

Call your boys cause tonight you’re not gonna stay at home
Should tell your girl she ain’t coming tonight you’re going solo
Cut her off cause she talk some noise
You know you got the right to get your party on
So get your haircut and your car washed too
Lookin’ like a star in your Armani suit
You need to look your best cause you’re turnin’ heads tonight
You’re gonna find a sexy chica that’s gonna dance all night if you wanna

Though he say he got a girl
Yeah it’s true you got a man
But the party ain’t gon’ stop
So let’s make it hot, hot

Ladies leave your man at home
The club is full of ballers and their pockets full grown
And all you fellas leave your girl with her friends
Cause it’s eleven thirty and the club is jumpin’, jumpin’
Ladies leave your man at home
The club is full of ballers and their pockets full grown
And all you fellas leave your girl with her friends
Cause it’s eleven thirty and the club is jumpin’, jumpin’

Sexy women do that dance
Fly ladies work your man
Balling fellas time to clown
We can get down now

Bounce baby, bounce, bo-bounce bounce, bo-bounce, twirk it, twirk it
Shake baby, shake sha-shake shake, work it, work it
Twist baby, twist tw-twist, you better dip that thing
(One more time papis, mamis)

Bounce baby, bounce, bo-bounce bounce, bo-bounce, twirk it, twirk it
Shake baby, shake sha-shake shake, work it, work it
Twist baby, twist tw-twist, you better dip that thing
(Bounce it up and down papis mamis)

Sexy women do that dance
Fly ladies work your man
Balling fellas time to clown
We can get down now

Ladies leave your man at home
The club is full of ballers and their pockets full grown
And all you fellas leave your girl with her friends
Cause it’s eleven thirty and the club is jumpin’, jumpin’
Ladies leave your man at home
The club is full of ballers and their pockets full grown
And all you fellas leave your girl with her friends
Cause it’s eleven thirty and the club is jumpin’, jumpin’
Ladies leave your man at home
The club is full of ballers and their pockets full grown
And all you fellas leave your girl with her friends
Cause it’s eleven thirty and the club is jumpin’, jumpin’
Ladies leave your man at home
The club is full of ballers and their pockets full grown
And all you fellas leave your girl with her friends
Cause it’s eleven thirty and the club is jumpin’, jumpin’

I ain’t thinkin’ about my man tonight
Uh huh, I ain’t worried my girl aight
All you ladies leave your man at home
The club is full of ballers and their pockets full grown
And all you fellas leave your girl with her friends
Cause it’s eleven thirty and the club is jumpin’, jumpin’
Ladies leave your man at home
The club is full of ballers and their pockets full grown
And all you fellas leave your girl with her friends
Cause it’s eleven thirty and the club is jumpin’, jumpin’
Thou shall say my name

https://youtu.be/Vjw92oUduEM

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