“Alternative” Lyrics 350

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Robert Mueller; Democrats; Resistance
“Stuck in the Middle with You” by Stealers Wheel

Well I don’t know
Why I came here tonight
I got the feeling that
Something ain’t right

I’m so scared in case
I fall off my chair
And I’m wondering
How I’ll get down the stairs
Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
Here I am
Stuck in the middle with you
Yes I am stuck in
The middle with you
And I’m wondering
What it is
I should do
It’s so hard to keep
This smile from my face
Losing control
Yeah I’m all
Over the place

Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
Here I am
Stuck in the middle with you

Well you started out
With nothing
And you’re proud that
You’re a self made man
And your friends
They all come calling
Slap you on the back and say
Please
Please

Tried to make
Some sense at all
But I can see that
It makes no sense at all
Is it cool to go
To sleep on the floor?
You don’t think
That I can take anymore

Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
Here I am
Stuck in the middle with you

Stuck in the middle
Stuck in the middle

Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right

Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
(Stuck in the middle)

Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
(Stuck in the middle)

Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
(Oh yeah)

Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
Here I am
Stuck in the middle with you

Well you started out
With nothing
And you’re proud that
You’re a self made man
And your friends
They all come calling
Slap you on the back and say
Please
(I say)
Please

Well I don’t know
Why I came here tonight
(Came here tonight)
I got the feeling that
Something ain’t right
(Something thing
Don’t feel right)
I’m so scared in case
I fall off my chair
(I am so scared)
And I’m wondering
How I’ll get down the stairs

Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
Here I am
Stuck in the middle with you

Stuck in the middle with you
(Oh yeah)
Stuck in the middle of you
(Here I am)
Stuck in the middle with you
(With you, with you)

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“Alternative” Lyrics 338

Topic: Michael Cohen; Donald J. Trump
Auxiliary Topic: Robert Mueller; Donald J. Trump
Tertiary Topic: Resistance
“The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don’t Be Late)” by the Chipmunks and David Seville

[Intro: Dave, Alvin, Theodore, & Simon]
Alright you chipmunks, ready to sing your song?
I’d say we are
Yeah, let’s sing it now
Okay, Simon?
OK
Okay, Theodore?
OK
Okay Alvin? Alvin? Alvin?!
Okay!

[Verse: The Chipmunks, & Alvin]
Christmas, Christmas time is near
Time for toys and time for cheer
We’ve been good, but we can’t last
Hurry Christmas, hurry fast
Want a plane that loops the loop
Me, I want a hula-hoop
We can hardly stand the wait
Please, Christmas, don’t be late

[Interlude: Dave, Alvin, Theodore, & Simon]
Ok, fellas, get ready
That was very good, Simon
Naturally!
Very good, Theodore
Hahahaha
Uh Alvin, you were a little flat
Watch it, Alvin—Alvin? Alvin?!
Okay!

[Verse: The Chipmunks & Alvin]
Want a plane that loops the loop
I still want a hula-hoop
We can hardly stand the wait
Please, Christmas, don’t be late
We can hardly stand the wait
Please, Christmas, don’t be late

[Outro: Dave, Alvin, Theodore, & Simon]
Very good, boys
Let’s sing it again
Yeah, let’s sing it again
No, that’s enough, let’s not overdo it
What do you mean overdo it?
We want to sing it again
Now wait a minute, boys
Yeah, why can’t we sing it again?
Alvin, cut the c—Theodore, just a m—Simon, cut that out—boys

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“Alternative” Lyrics 317

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Vladimir Putin; Russia
Auxiliary Topic: Democrats; Robert Mueller; Donald J. Trump
“El Paso” by Marty Robbins

Out in the west Texas town of El Paso I fell in love with a Mexican girl.
Nighttime would fine me in Rosa’s Cantina,
Music would play and Felina would whirl.

Black as the night were the eyes of Felina,
Wicked and evil while casting a spell.
My love was strong for this Mexican maiden,
I was in love, but in vain I could tell.

One night a wild young cowboy came in, wild as the west Texas wind…
Dashing and daring, a drink he was sharing,
With wicked Felina, the girl that I love.

So in anger I challenged his right for the love of this maiden;
Down went his hand for the gun that he wore.
My challenge was answered, in less than a heartbeat
The handsome young stranger lay dead on the floor.

Just for a moment I stood there in silence,
Shocked by the foul evil deed I had done.
Many thoughts ran through my mind as I stood there;
I had but one chance and that was to run.

Out through the back door of rose’s I ran, out where the horses were tied
I picked a good one; he looked like he could run,
Up on his back and away I did ride.

Just as fast as I could from the west Texas town of El Paso,
Out through the badlands of New Mexico.
Back in El Paso my life would be worthless;
Everything’s gone in life nothing is left.

But it’s been so long since I’ve seen the young maiden,
My love is stronger that my fear of death.
I saddled up and away I did go, riding alone in the dark…
Maybe tomorrow a bullet may find me,
Tonight nothing’s worse than this pain in my heart.

And as last here I am on the hill overlooking El Paso,
I can see Rosa’s Cantina below.
My love is strong and it pushes me onward, down off the hill to Felina I go.

Off to my right I see five mounted cowboys,
Off to my left ride a dozen or more.
Shouting and shooting; I can’t let them catch me,
I’ve got to make it to rose’s back door.

Something is dreadfully wrong for I feel
A deep burning pain in my side.
Though I am trying to stay in the saddle,
I’m getting weary, unable to ride.
But my love for
Felina is strong and I writhe where I’ve fallen.
Though I am weary, I can’t stop to rest

I see the white puff of smoke from the rifle,
I feel the bullet go deep in my chest.
From out of nowhere, Felina has found me,
Kissing my cheek as she kneels by my side.
Cradled by two loving arms that I’ll die for,
One little kiss and Felina good-bye.

“Alternative” Lyrics 311

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Campaign Team; Donald J. Trump’s Transition Team; Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Former Members of Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Republicans; Republican Party; Robert Mueller
Auxiliary Topic: Resistance
“The Waiting” by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers

Oh baby don’t it feel like heaven right now
Don’t it feel like somethin’ from a dream
Yeah I’ve never known nothing quite like this
Don’t it feel like tonight might never be again

Baby, we know better than to try and pretend
Baby no one could have ever told me ’bout this, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah

The waiting is the hardest part
Every day you see one more card
You take it on faith, you take it to the heart
The waiting is the hardest part

Well yeah I might have chased a couple of women around
All it ever got me was down
Yeah, then there were those that made me feel good
But never as good as I feel right now
Baby you’re the only one that’s ever known how
To make me want to live like I want to live now, yeah,yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

The waiting is the hardest part
Every day you see one more card
You take it on faith, you take it to the heart
The waiting is the hardest part

Oh, don’t let it kill you baby, don’t let it get to you
Don’t let ’em kill you baby, don’t let ’em get to you
I’ll be your breathin’ heart, I’ll be your cryin’ fool
Don’t let this go to far, don’t let it get to you

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
The waiting is the hardest part
Every day you see one more card
You take it on faith, you take it to the heart
The waiting is the hardest part
Yeah, the waiting is the hardest part
Ooh
Is the hardest part
Ooh
Is the hardest part

“Alternative” Lyrics 308

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Robert Mueller; Resistance
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Donald J. Trump’s Base
“Come Around” by Papa Roach

In between a rock and a hard place
Tryna find your way through the dark days
But you don’t know how
You flip the world upside down
And right now, you don’t wanna show it
‘Cause you don’t think that anyone will notice
Until you tell someone
You’ll feel like you’re the only one

And everybody says they’re fine
But I know we’re not alright
Everybody says they’re fine
But I know we’re not alright

I know we’re not alright
It’s always darkest just before the light
I know your silence is a deadly sound
It’s never easy when you’re breaking down
But I’ll be there when you come around
(When you come around)

Face down in the days that we wasted
Tryna find our way through the mazes
We can wait this out
Or walk through that fire somehow
You tryna put together all the pieces
When you should turn around now and leave ’em
‘Cause you can lose your mind
Trying to live back in time

And everybody says they’re fine
But I know we’re not alright
Everybody says they’re fine
But I know we’re not alright

I know we’re not alright
It’s always darkest just before the light
I know your silence is a deadly sound
It’s never easy when you’re breaking down
But I’ll be there when you come around
When you come around, yeah

I know we’re not alright
It’s always darkest just before the light
I know your silence is a deadly sound
It’s never easy when you’re breaking down
But I’ll be there when you come around
When you come around

When you come around

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