“Alternative” Lyrics 227

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump Jr.; Jared Kushner; Paul Manafort; Donald J. Trump’s Campaign Team; Vladimir Putin; Russia; Treason
“Lemon Tree” by Peter, Paul and Mary

When I was just a lad of ten, my father said to me
“Come here and take a lesson from the lovely lemon tree”
“Don’t put your faith in love, my boy” my father said to me
“I fear you’ll find that love is like the lovely lemon tree”

Lemon tree, very pretty, and the lemon flower is sweet
But the fruit of the poor lemon is impossible to eat
Lemon tree, very pretty, and the lemon flower is sweet
But the fruit of the poor lemon is impossible to eat

One day beneath the lemon tree, my love and I did lie
A girl so sweet that when she smiled, the stars rose in the sky
We passed that summer lost in love, beneath the lemon tree
The music of her laughter hid my father’s words from me

Lemon tree, very pretty, and the lemon flower is sweet
But the fruit of the poor lemon is impossible to eat
Lemon tree, very pretty, and the lemon flower is sweet
But the fruit of the poor lemon is impossible to eat

One day she left without a word, she took away the sun
And in the dark she left behind, I knew what she had done
She left me for another, it’s a common tale but true
A sadder man, but wiser now, I sing these words to you

Lemon tree, very pretty, and the lemon flower is sweet
But the fruit of the poor lemon is impossible to eat
Lemon tree, very pretty, and the lemon flower is sweet
But the fruit of the poor lemon is impossible to eat

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“Alternative” Lyrics 113

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Ivana Zelníčková; Marla Maples; Melania Trump; Stormy Daniels/Stephanie Gregory Clifford; Dawn Vanguard/Alana Evans
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Vladimir Putin
Tertiary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Nikki Haley; Hope Hicks; Sean Spicer; Jeff Sessions; Brenda Fitzgerald; Paul Manafort; George Papadopoulos; Michael Flynn; Rick Gates; Andrew McCabe, Et Alii
“Look at Me, I’m Sandra Dee” from Grease

Look at me I’m Sandra Dee
Lousy with virginity
Won’t go to bed till I’m legally wed
I can’t I’m Sandra Dee

Watch it! Hey, I’m Doris Day
I was not brought up that way
Won’t come across even Rock Hudson lost
His heart to Doris Day

I don’t drink I swear
I don’t rat my hair
I get ill from one cigarette
Keep your filthy paws off my silky drawers
Would you pull that crap with Annette?

As for you Troy Donahue
I know what you wanna do
You’ve got your crust I’m no object of lust
I’m just plain Sandra Dee

Elvis, Elvis, let me be
Keep that pelvis far from me
Just keep your cool now your starting to drool

Hey, Fongul, I’m Sandra Dee

“Alternative” Lyrics 103

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Devin Nunes; Trey Gowdy; Bob Corker; Jeff Flake; Orrin Hatch; Jason Chaffetz; Et Alii
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Vladimir Putin
Tertiary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Nikki Haley; Hope Hicks; Sean Spicer; Jeff Sessions; Brenda Fitzgerald; Paul Manafort; George Papadopoulos; Michael Flynn; Rick Gates; Andrew McCabe, Et Alii
Quaternary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Ivana Zelníčková; Marla Maples; Melania Trump; Stormy Daniels/Stephanie Gregory Clifford; Dawn Vanguard/Alana Evans
“Who’s Cheatin’ Who” by Alan Jackson

Everywhere you look
You can write a book
On the trouble with a woman and a man
But you can not impose
You can’t stick your nose
Into something that you don’t understand

Still you wonder
Who’s cheatin’ who
Who’s being true
And who don’t even care anymore
It makes you wonder
Who’s doing right
With someone tonight
And who’s car is parked next door

I thought I knew her well
I really couldn’t tell
That she had another lover on her mind
See it felt so right
When she held me tight
How could I be so blind

Still you wonder
Who’s cheatin’ who
Who’s being true
And who don’t even care anymore
It makes you wonder
Who’s doing right
With someone tonight
Who’s car is parked next door

Guitar

A heart is on the line
Each and every time
Love is stolen in the shadows of the night
Though it’s wrong all along
It keeps goin’ on
As long as you keep it outta sight

Still you wonder
Who’s cheatin’ who
And who’s being true
Who don’t even care anymore
It makes you wonder
Who’s doing right
With someone tonight
Who’s car is parked next door

Still you wonder
Who’s cheatin’ who
And who’s being true
Who don’t even care anymore
It makes you wonder
Who’s doing right
To someone tonight
Who’s car is parked next door

Still you wonder
Who’s cheatin’ who
And who’s being true
Who don’t even care anymore
It makes you wonder
Who’s doing right
With someone tonight
Who’s car is parked next door

“Alternative” Lyrics 101

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Devin Nunes; Trey Gowdy; Bob Corker; Jeff Flake; Orrin Hatch; Jason Chaffetz; Et Alii
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Vladimir Putin
Tertiary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Trump Family; Jared Kushner
Quaternary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Nikki Haley; Hope Hicks; Sean Spicer; Jeff Sessions; Brenda Fitzgerald; Paul Manafort; George Papadopoulos; Michael Flynn; Rick Gates; Andrew McCabe, Et Alii
Quinary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Ivana Zelníčková; Marla Maples; Melania Trump; Stormy Daniels/Stephanie Gregory Clifford; Dawn Vanguard/Alana Evans
“Better Dig Two” by the Band Perry

I told you on the day we wed
I was gonna love you ’til I’s dead
Made you wait ’til our wedding night
That’s the first and the last time I wear white

So if the ties that bind ever do come loose
Tie them in a knot like a hangman’s noose
‘Cause I’ll go to heaven or I’ll go to hell
Before I’ll see you with someone else

Put me in the ground
Put me six foot down
And let the stone say:

Here lies the girl whose only crutch
Was loving one man just a little too much
If you go before I do
I’m gonna tell the gravedigger that he better dig two

Well,
It won’t be whiskey, won’t be meth
It’ll be your name on my last breath
If divorce or death ever do us part
The coroner will call it a broken heart

So put me in the ground
Put me six foot down
And let the stone say:

Here lies the girl whose only crutch
Was loving one man just a little too much
If you go before I do
I’m gonna tell the gravedigger that he better dig two

Dig two
Ooh, ooh

I took your name when I took those vows
I meant ’em back then and I mean ’em right now,
Oh, right now

If the ties that bind ever do come loose
If forever ever ends for you
If that ring gets a little too tight
You might as well read me my last rights

And let the stone say:

Here lies the girl whose only crutch
Was loving one man just a little too much
If you go before I do
Gonna tell the gravedigger that he better dig, uh!

Heavy stone right next to mine,
We’ll be together ’til the end of time
Don’t you go before I do,
I’m gonna tell the gravedigger that he better dig two

I told you on the day we wed
I was gonna love you ’til I’s dead

“Alternative” Lyrics 53

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Trump Family; Paul Manafort; Rick Gates; George Papadopoulos; Scott Pruitt; Republicans
Auxiliary Topic: Environment (e.g. clean air)
“Too Much Fun” by Daryle Singletary

Blue lights flashing in my rear view
The sheriff said, “Boy I should’ve known it was you
You got fourteen people in the back of this truck
I warned you twice and now I’m writing you up”
I said “Officer, what have I done?”
He smiled and said, “Boy you’re having too much fun”

Too much fun, what’s that mean?
It’s like too much money, there’s no such thing
It’s like a girl too pretty with too much class
Being too lucky, a car too fast
No matter what they say, I’ve done
But I ain’t never had too much fun

There was a fight Friday night at the stumble inn
Me and ‘ole Harley just had to join in
Next thing you know we were both seeing stars
They threw us out, closed down the bar
I said, “The Long Branch is open the night’s still young
And we ain’t never had too much fun”

Too much fun, what’s that mean?
It’s like too much money, there’s no such thing
It’s like a girl too pretty with too much class
Being too lucky, a car too fast
No matter what they say, I’ve done
But I ain’t never had too much fun

I’m a holly terror, a tornado
Wind me up, turn me loose and let me go

Too much fun, what’s that mean?
It’s like too much money, there’s no such thing
It’s like a girl too pretty with too much class
Being too lucky, a car too fast
No matter what they say, I’ve done
But I ain’t never had too much fun

No matter what they say, I’ve done
‘Cause I ain’t never had to much fun
Give me the reigns and let me run
‘Cause I ain’t never had to much fun

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