“Alternative” Lyrics 515

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Campaign Team; Donald J. Trump’s Administration
“Total Eclipse of the Heart Literal Video Version” by PersephoneMaewyn

(Pan the room)
Random use of candles, empty bottles, and cloth
And can you see me through this fan?
(Slo-mo dove)
Creepy doll, a window, and what looks like a bathrobe
Then, a dim-lit shot of dangling balls
(Metaphor?)
Close-up of some candles and dramatically posing
Then, stock footage of a moon in the sky
(Bottle shot)
Messing up my close-up of with a floating blue curtain
Now let’s see who’s coming in from outside
(Double doors open)
Why aren’t I reacting in this shot?
(Ringo Starr? Lined eyes)
Guess I should be acting but I’m not
(Door’s ajar) Wander through a hall with doors that magically open
And this classroom has a fan
(Open shirts)
Now it’s getting creepy You can tell by my staring
It’s a long time since I’ve been with a man
(Stupid chair)
Emo Kid is throwing Slo-Mo Dove at my face
I guess that means he just flipped me the bird
(Locker room)
Staring at the swim team gets you killed by a gang
Of dancing ninja men who know how to twirl
(Spin around. Ninjas!)
Then a bunch of preppies make a toast
(Drinking wine. Douchebags!)

[Chorus]
Most of it just ends up on the floor
And they shouldn’t fence at night
Or they’re going to hurt the gymnasts
Why do they play football inside?
Here’s another shot of fencing
And I’ve mostly been lit from behind
Watch these shadows run off

I walk onto a terrace, where I think I’m alone
But Arthur Fonzarelli’s got an army of clones
(Fonzi’s been cloned!)
They do the Macarena
But I’m still not impressed
They beg for me to dance with them
But not in this dress!
I’ll pose like Rocky tonight!
I’m running up a bunch of stairs
(Strip football and surprise mirror!)

[Post-Chorus]
Here’s where I pretend to be Eva Peron
Look at me, I’m lifting my arms
There’s nothing else to shoot
So just zoom the camera under this arch

Leaning on myself because there’s two of me here
But now, there’s only one in this shot
I pull my feathered hair
Whenever I see floating cloth

[Interlude]
[Woman]
Ooh, ooh, oooooh, I’ve gotta use the bathroom but the door’s locked! Can you help me?
[Man]
I’ll open the door for you. *grunts*
[Woman]
Oh thank you sir! How can I ever repay you?
[Man]
How about a towel?
[Group]
Hey guys check this out! Whoa. (Hey don’t do that dude! Come on!) Wait, it’s supposed to take the cloth & leave everything else on the table! I don’t know what happened. Not like that, it’s the other way! (Yeah, pull it like that!) No, Stop! You’re making it worse!
[Accented man]
Alright which of you preppies put gold dust in my fencing mask? *laughter*
[Woman]
Hey, this isn’t the ladies’ room!

[Verse 2]
(Blind possessed choir boys.)
Get out of my way! I’ve gotta pee!
(Zombie cult?)
(Aah flying altar boy!)

Never mind. I just went on the floor!
Now I need to find a mop!
(Look at me now!)
Emo Kid wears too much make-up
Now watch a bunch of half-naked guys
(Hairless chests)
As they dance around in diapers
And I’ve joined the Glee Club of the Damned
(Reference joke!)
Look the fog machine’s on!
What kind of private school would let in these kind of guys?
It started out as Hogwarts, now it’s Lord of the Flies!
(I hated that book.)
I’m swaying side to side
These dancers need to stop
The gayest man on earth would call this over the top!

[Chorus]
I whip my head to the right!
I’ll never go to church again
I think I lost a contact lens
When did spazzing out qualify as a dance?

Kneeling like I want to throw up
What the effing crap?
That angel guy just felt me up!

Here’s a line of guys. I was wearing a dress
But now they’ve got me wearing a suit
One kid’s running late
I think he’s too young for this school
I’m totally shaking his hand
(Mullet with headlights?)
(Over-surprised guy. Weirded out. Oohweeeoooh)

https://youtu.be/fsgWUq0fdKk

“Alternative” Lyrics 510

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Campaign Team; Donald J. Trump’s Transition Team; Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Former Members of Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Republicans; Republican Party
“One Chorus Line” by Cast from Treehouse of Horrors V

Cast:
One…
Chorus line of people
Dancing till they make a stop.

Groundskeeper Willie:
Two/Too…

Cast:
..Many dancing people
Covered with blood, gore and glop.

Just
One
Sniff of that fog and you’re inside out
It’s worse than that flesh-eating virus you’ve read about

Vital organs, they are what we’re dressed in
The family dog is eyeing Bart’s intestine
Happy Halloween!

“Alternative” Lyrics 470

Topic: Donald J. Trump; New York; New York City
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Campaign Team; Donald J. Trump’s Transition Team; Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Former Members of Donald J. Trump’s Administration
“New York” by St. Vincent

New York isn’t New York without you, love
So far in a few blocks to be solo

And if I called you from First Avenue
Well, you’re the only motherfucker in the city who can handle me

New love wasn’t true love, back to you love
So much for a home run with some blue bloods

If I last-strawed you on 8th Avenue
Well, you’re the only motherfucker in the city who can stand me

I have lost a hero
I have lost a friend
But for you, darling
I’d do it all again
I have lost a hero
I have lost a friend
But for you, darling
I’d do it all again

New York isn’t New York without you, love
Too few of our old crew left on Astor

So, if I trade our hood for some Hollywood
Well, you’re the only motherfucker in the city who would
Only motherfucker in the city who would
Only motherfucker in the city who’ll forgive me

I have lost a hero
I have lost a friend
But for you, darling
I’d do it all again
I have lost a hero
I have lost a friend
But for you, darling
I’d do it all again

“Alternative” Lyrics 454

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Campaign Team; Donald J. Trump’s Transition Team; Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Former Members of Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Republicans; Republican Party; Vladimir Putin; Russia; Volodymyr Zelenskiy; Ukraine; Scott Morrison; Australia; Xi Jinping; China
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Kurds
Tertiary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Wives; Mistresses; Porn Stars; Rape Victims
“Du Hast” by Rammstein

German Lyrics:
Du
Du hast
Du hast mich

Du
Du hast
Du hast mich

Du
Du hast
Du hast mich

Du
Du hast
Du hast mich

Du
Du hast
Du hast mich
Du hast mich
Du hast mich gefragt
Du hast mich gefragt
Du hast mich gefragt und ich hab nichts gesagt

Willst du bis der Tod euch scheidet
Treu ihr sein für alle Tage
Nein!
Nein!

Willst du bis zum Tod, der Scheide
Sie lieben auch in schlechten Tagen
Nein!
Nein!

Du
Du hast
Du hast mich

Du
Du hast
Du hast mich

Du
Du hast
Du hast mich

Du
Du hast
Du hast mich
Du hast mich
Du hast mich gefragt
Du hast mich gefragt
Du hast mich gefragt, und ich hab nichts gesagt

Willst du bis der Tod euch scheidet
Treu ihr sein für alle Tage
Nein!
Nein!

Willst du bis zum Tod, der Scheide
Sie lieben auch in schlechten Tagen
Nein!
Nein!

Willst du bis der Tod euch scheidet
Treu ihr sein
Nein!
Nein!

English Translation:
You
You have
You have asked

You
You have
You have asked

You
You have
You have asked

You
You have
You have asked

You
You have
You have asked
You have asked
You have asked me
You have asked me
You have asked me and I have said nothing

Do you want to be faithful for eternity
Until death parts you?

No!
No!

Do you want to be faithful for eternity
Until death parts you?

No!
No!

You
You have
You have asked

You
You have
You have asked

You
You have
You have asked

You
You have
You have asked
You have asked
You have asked me
You have asked me
You have asked me and I have said nothing

Do you want to be faithful for eternity
Until death parts you?

No!
No!

Do you want to love her even in bad days
Unto the death of the vagina?

No!
No!

“Alternative” Lyrics 446

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Campaign Team; Donald J. Trump’s Transition Team; Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Former Members of Donald J. Trump’s Administration; William P. Barr; Mike Pompeo; Vladimir Putin; Russia; Volodymyr Zelenskiy; Ukraine; Scott Morrison; Australia; Republicans; Republican Party
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Wives; Mistresses; Porn Stars; Rape Victims
“Call Me” by Blondie

Color me your color baby, color me your car
Color me your color darling, I know who you are
Come up off your color chart
I know where you’re coming from

Call me on the line
Call me, call me any, any anytime
Call me my love
You can call me any day or night
Call me

Cover me with kisses baby, cover me with love
Roll me in designer sheets, I’ll never get enough
Emotions come, I don’t know why
Cover up love’s alibi

Call me on the line
Call me, call me any, any anytime
Call me my love
You can call me any day or night
Call me

Aah, he speaks the languages of love
Aah, amore chiamami
Ooh, appelle-moi mon cherie
Anytime, anyplace, anywhere, anyway
Anytime, anyplace, anywhere, any day

Call me my love
Call me, call me any, any anytime
Call me for a ride
Call me, call me for some overtime

Call me in my life
Call me, call me in a sweet design
Call me, call me for your lover’s, lover’s alibi
Call me, call me, call me

Color me your color baby, color me your car
Color me your color darling, I know who you are
Come up off your color chart

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