“Alternative” Lyrics 191

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Sarah Huckabee Sanders; Politicians
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Wives; Mistresses; Porn Stars; Rape Victims
“Liar, Liar” by the Castaways

Liar, liar, pants on fire
Your nose is longer than a telephone wire

Ask me, baby, why I’m sad
You’ve been out all night, know you’ve been bad

Don’t tell me different, know it’s a lie
Come kill me, honey, see how I cry

Why must you hurt me, do what you do
Listen here, girl, can’t you see I love you
Make a little effort, try to be true
I’ll be happy, not so blue

Liar, liar, pants on fire
Your nose is longer than a telephone wire

If you keep on tellin’ me those lies
Still goin’ out with other guys
There’ll come a day I’ll be gone
Take my advice, won’t be long

When that day comes, won’t be mad
Be free of you, but I’ll still be sad
In spite of your cheatin’, still love you so
I’ll be unhappy if I let you go

Liar, liar, pants on fire
Your nose is longer than a telephone wire

“Alternative” Lyrics 190

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Evangelicals
“Testify” by the Simpsons from The Simpsons

Satan, Eat My Shorts!

I was a sinner, a real bad kid.
What thou shalt not, I shalt did.
Neighbours cat I tried to neuter,
took a whizz on the school computer.

He took a whizz, oh yes he did!

But now I’ve changed, you can’t deny,
come on up – and testify!

Testify! Testify! Come on up and testify!
My hip’s misbehavin’!
Testify!
Got a nicotine craving!
Testify!
There’s a cramp in my glavin!
Testify!
Testify!

Testify!

Bart’s the boy of the hour,
he’s got the power!
So raise your voice and don’t be shy,
Test-a, test-a,
Test-a-fyyyyyyy!
Testify! Testify! Come on up and Testify!

“Alternative” Lyrics 189

Topic: Donald J. Trump; North Korea
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Business Partners
Tertiary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Donald J. Trump’s Base
Quarternary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Wives; Mistresses; Porn Stars; Rape Victims
“She Hates Me” by Puddle of Mudd

Met a girl, thought she was grand
Fell in love, found out first hand
Went well for a week or two
Then it all came unglued

In a trap trip I can’t grip
Never thought I’d be the one who’d slip
Then I started to realize
I was living one big lie

She fucking hates me
Trust she fucking hates me
La la la love
I tried too hard and she tore my feelings like I had none
And ripped them away

She was queen for about an hour
After that shit got sour
She took all I ever had
No sign of guilt
No feeling of bad, no

In a trapped trip I can’t grip
Never thought I’d be the one who’d slip
Then I started to realize
I was living one big lie

She fucking hates me
Trust she fucking hates me
La la la love
I tried too hard and she tore my feelings like I had none
And ripped them away

That’s my story, as you see
Learned my lesson and so did she
Now it’s over and I’m glad
’cause I’m a fool for all I’ve said

She fucking hates me
Trust she fucking hates me
La la la love
I tried too hard and she tore my feelings like I had none
And ripped them away

La la la la la la la la la love
Trust la la la la la la la la la love
Trust (la la la la la la la la la love) And she tore my feelings like I had none
(Trust la la la la la la la la la love ) She fucking hates me

“Alternative” Lyrics 188

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Rudy Giuliani; Donald J. Trump’s Lawyers
“Sour Grapes” by Scott Menville from Teen Titans Go

What’ya got there? Sour grapes!

You got a grip of sour grapes!

Oooh!

Those sour grapes!

You brought them sour grapes!

Sour grapes, sour grapes!

You got them SOUR GRAPES!

Oh sour grapes!

You brought us a grip of sour grapes!

Oh boo-hoo-hoo!

You got them sour grapes

(Sour grapes, sour grapes! He got them SOUR GRAPES!)

Oh yes you do!

You got them sour grapes!

(Sour grapes, sour grapes! Grip of SOUR GRAPES!)

Sour grapes, sour grapes!

“Alternative” Lyrics 187

Topic: Donald J. Trump
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Wives; Mistresses; Porn Stars; Rape Victims
“Dang Me” by Roger Miller

Well, here I sit high, gettin’ ideas
Ain’t nothing but a fool would live like this
Out all night and runnin’ wild
Woman sittin’ home with a month-old child

Dang me, dang me
They oughta take a rope and hang me
High from the highest tree
Woman, would you weep for me?

Just sittin’ around drinkin’ with the rest of the guys
Six rounds bought, and I bought five
And I spent the groceries and half the rent
Like fourteen dollars and twenty-seven cents

Dang me, dang me
They oughta take a rope and hang me
High from the highest tree
Woman, would you weep for me?

Roses are red and violets are purple
Sugar is sweet and so is maple surple
Well I’m the seventh out of seven sons
My pappy’s a pistol, I’m a son-of-a-gun

Well, dang me, dang me
They oughta take a rope and hang me
High from the highest tree
Woman, would you weep for me?

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