Topic: Donald J. Trump; Evangelicals
“Testify” by the Simpsons from The Simpsons
Satan, Eat My Shorts!
I was a sinner, a real bad kid.
What thou shalt not, I shalt did.
Neighbours cat I tried to neuter,
took a whizz on the school computer.
He took a whizz, oh yes he did!
But now I’ve changed, you can’t deny,
come on up – and testify!
Testify! Testify! Come on up and testify!
My hip’s misbehavin’!
Got a nicotine craving!
There’s a cramp in my glavin!
Bart’s the boy of the hour,
he’s got the power!
So raise your voice and don’t be shy,
Testify! Testify! Come on up and Testify!