“Alternative” Lyrics 183

Topic: Russia; Vladimir Putin; Kellyanne Conway; Erik Trump; Donald Trump Jr.; Devin Nunez; Jeff Sessions; Sarah Huckabee Sanders; Donald J. Trump
“Winnie the Pooh” by Disney Orchestra

Deep in the hundred acre wood
Where Christopher Robin plays
You will find the enchanted neighborhood
Of Christopher’s childhood days
A donkey named Eeyore is his friend
And Kanga and little Roo
There’s Rabbit and Piglet
And there’s Owl
But most of all Winnie the Pooh

Winnie the Pooh
Winnie the Pooh
Tubby little cubby all stuffed with fluff
He’s Winnie the Pooh
Winnie the Pooh
Willy nilly silly old bear

Winnie the Pooh
Winnie the Pooh
Tubby little cubby all stuffed with fluff
He’s Winnie the Pooh
Winnie the Pooh
Willy nilly silly old bear

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“Alternative” Lyrics 106

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Sean Spicer; Sarah Huckabee Sanders; Kellyanne Conway
“Boy Who Cried Wolf” by the Style Council

As the rain comes down, upon this sad sweet earth
I lie awake at nights and – think about me
All those usual things like what a fool I’ve been
I curse the awful way – that I let you slip away
For what was forged in love, is now cooling down
With only myself to blame for playing that stupid game
I thought I need only call and you would run
But that day you never showed honey – well I sure learnt –

That it seems I need you more each day
Heaven knows why that it goes that way –
Now it’s far too late – an’ I’ve lost this time –
Like the boy who cried wolf
Like the boy who cried wolf

An’ yes – I know it’s far too late
To ever win you back –
No tale of nightmare’s at my gate –
Could make you turn –
My lost concern

And now the night falls down, upon my selfish soul
I sit alone and wonder – where did I go wrong?
It always worked before you kept the wolf from my door
But one day you never showed and honey – Now I’m not so sure –

That is seems I need you more each day
Heaven knows why that it goes that way –
Now it’s far too late – an’ I’ve lost this time –
Like the Boy who cried Wolf

“Alternative” Lyrics 104

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Sarah Huckabee Sanders; Kellyanne Conway; Politicians
“The Boy Who Cried Wolf” by Passenger

Well, I am the boy who cried wolf
And I know I’ve lied in the past
But last night I saw his yellow eyes shining in the dark
Yeah, I know I spun tales with his voice
And I open my mouth too fast
But last night I saw his footprints in the path

Well, I could swim every sea from south pole to north
But I know I’ll only ever be the boy who cried wolf

Well, I am the shepherd’s only son
And I know what a joke I’ve become
I have an honest heart but I have lies on my tongue
I don’t know how it started or where it came from
And you have no reason and I have no proof
But this time I swear, I’m telling the truth
I saw that old wolf, from tail to tooth
And I know that he’s hungry and he’s coming down too

Well, I could swim every sea from south pole to north
And I could climb every tree and scale every course
And I could share only the truth from this day forth
But I know I’ll only ever be the boy who cried wolf

Oh, oh, I am the boy who cried wolf
Oh, oh, I am the boy who cried

“Alternative” Lyrics 96

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Stephanie Gregory Clifford/Stormy Daniels; Dawn Vanguard/Alana Evans; Patrick Meehan; Tim Murphy; Trent Franks; Al Franken; John Conyers; Republicans; Politicians; Et Alii
Auxiliary Topic: Kellyanne Conway; Sarah Huckabee Sanders
“Findin’ A Good Man” by Danielle Peck

Here’s to findin’ a good man

We got a bucket of Corona
Enough stories to last all night
About the trials and tribulations
Of findin’ Mr. Right
Of findin’ a good man

Here’s to the liars and the cheaters and the cold mistreaters
To the Momma’s boys who can’t make a stand
Here’s to the superficial players
The “I love ya” too-soon-sayers
If you hear me girls, raise your hand
Let’s have a toast
Here’s to findin’ a good man

Blind dates an’ horror stories
Pushy gals and fast movers
Let’s dedicate this girl’s night out
To big-talkers; bad losers
It’s so hard findin’ a good man

Here’s to the liars and the cheaters and the cold mistreaters
To the Momma’s boys who can’t make a stand
Here’s to the superficial players
The “I love ya” too-soon-sayers
If you hear me girls, raise your hand
Let’s have a toast
Here’s to findin’ a good man

Julie, I know you want perfection
Angie, you want a listener
Lisa, your list is gettin’ long
And girls, you know me
I just want a good kisser

Here’s to the liars and the cheaters and the cold mistreaters
To the Momma’s boys who can’t make a stand
Here’s to the superficial players
The “I love ya” too-soon-sayers
If you hear me girls, raise your hand
Let’s have a toast
Let’s have a toast
Here’s to findin’ a good man

Here’s to findin’ a good man
Here’s to findin’ a good man

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