“Alternative” Lyrics 112

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Resistance
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Vladimir Putin; Donald J. Trump’s Base; Robert Mueller
Tertiary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Ivana Zelníčková; Marla Maples; Melania Trump; Stephanie Gregory Clifford/Stormy Daniels; Dawn Vanguard/Alana Evans
“Look It Up” by Ashton Shepherd

The word is faithful, look it up
It don’t mean sneakin’ around
Behind my back like you ain’t gettin’ enough
How ’bout forever,
Just look it up
It means through thick and thin
And pitchin’ in even when the times get tough

The word is easy, look it up
And you’ll see a picture of that piece of trash
Ridin’ ’round in your pickup truck
Let’s try liar,
Just look it up
But you’ll need boots to wade through all the bull
You tell me when you come home drunk
It’s just like you to be so clueless
‘Cause you never thought I’d do this

I said go, goodbye, get lost, get out, get gone
The word is over
Look it up

You said you’re sober, look it up
It’s right next to hell is freezin’ over,
Flyin’ pigs, and all that stuff
And how bout baby, look it up
It’s what you call me and it’s how you act
Every time I call your bluff
It’s just like you to keep denyin’
Save your whinin’ and your cryin’

I said go, goodbye, get lost, get out, get gone
The word is over
Look it up

The word’s forgiveness, look it up
It’s what Jesus has in store for you
But I don’t no matter what
Quit your beggin’ and your prayin’
Can’t you hear what I’ve been sayin’?

I said go, goodbye, get lost, get out, get gone
The word is over
Look it up

Asshole

Just look it up, look it up

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“Alternative” Lyrics 103

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Devin Nunes; Trey Gowdy; Bob Corker; Jeff Flake; Orrin Hatch; Jason Chaffetz; Et Alii
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Vladimir Putin
Tertiary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Nikki Haley; Hope Hicks; Sean Spicer; Jeff Sessions; Brenda Fitzgerald; Paul Manafort; George Papadopoulos; Michael Flynn; Rick Gates; Andrew McCabe, Et Alii
Quaternary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Ivana Zelníčková; Marla Maples; Melania Trump; Stormy Daniels/Stephanie Gregory Clifford
“Who’s Cheatin’ Who” by Alan Jackson

Everywhere you look
You can write a book
On the trouble with a woman and a man
But you can not impose
You can’t stick your nose
Into something that you don’t understand

Still you wonder
Who’s cheatin’ who
Who’s being true
And who don’t even care anymore
It makes you wonder
Who’s doing right
With someone tonight
And who’s car is parked next door

I thought I knew her well
I really couldn’t tell
That she had another lover on her mind
See it felt so right
When she held me tight
How could I be so blind

Still you wonder
Who’s cheatin’ who
Who’s being true
And who don’t even care anymore
It makes you wonder
Who’s doing right
With someone tonight
Who’s car is parked next door

Guitar

A heart is on the line
Each and every time
Love is stolen in the shadows of the night
Though it’s wrong all along
It keeps goin’ on
As long as you keep it outta sight

Still you wonder
Who’s cheatin’ who
And who’s being true
Who don’t even care anymore
It makes you wonder
Who’s doing right
With someone tonight
Who’s car is parked next door

Still you wonder
Who’s cheatin’ who
And who’s being true
Who don’t even care anymore
It makes you wonder
Who’s doing right
To someone tonight
Who’s car is parked next door

Still you wonder
Who’s cheatin’ who
And who’s being true
Who don’t even care anymore
It makes you wonder
Who’s doing right
With someone tonight
Who’s car is parked next door

“Alternative” Lyrics 101

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Devin Nunes; Trey Gowdy; Bob Corker; Jeff Flake; Orrin Hatch; Jason Chaffetz; Et Alii
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Vladimir Putin
Tertiary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Trump Family; Jared Kushner
Quaternary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Nikki Haley; Hope Hicks; Sean Spicer; Jeff Sessions; Brenda Fitzgerald; Paul Manafort; George Papadopoulos; Michael Flynn; Rick Gates; Andrew McCabe, Et Alii
Quinary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Ivana Zelníčková; Marla Maples; Melania Trump; Stormy Daniels/Stephanie Gregory Clifford
“Better Dig Two” by the Band Perry

I told you on the day we wed
I was gonna love you ’til I’s dead
Made you wait ’til our wedding night
That’s the first and the last time I wear white

So if the ties that bind ever do come loose
Tie them in a knot like a hangman’s noose
‘Cause I’ll go to heaven or I’ll go to hell
Before I’ll see you with someone else

Put me in the ground
Put me six foot down
And let the stone say:

Here lies the girl whose only crutch
Was loving one man just a little too much
If you go before I do
I’m gonna tell the gravedigger that he better dig two

Well,
It won’t be whiskey, won’t be meth
It’ll be your name on my last breath
If divorce or death ever do us part
The coroner will call it a broken heart

So put me in the ground
Put me six foot down
And let the stone say:

Here lies the girl whose only crutch
Was loving one man just a little too much
If you go before I do
I’m gonna tell the gravedigger that he better dig two

Dig two
Ooh, ooh

I took your name when I took those vows
I meant ’em back then and I mean ’em right now,
Oh, right now

If the ties that bind ever do come loose
If forever ever ends for you
If that ring gets a little too tight
You might as well read me my last rights

And let the stone say:

Here lies the girl whose only crutch
Was loving one man just a little too much
If you go before I do
Gonna tell the gravedigger that he better dig, uh!

Heavy stone right next to mine,
We’ll be together ’til the end of time
Don’t you go before I do,
I’m gonna tell the gravedigger that he better dig two

I told you on the day we wed
I was gonna love you ’til I’s dead

“Alternative” Lyrics 97

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Vladimir Putin; Russia; Donald J. Trump’s Base: United States of America
Auxiliary Topic: Republicans; Vladimir Putin; Russia; Donald J. Trump’s Base: United States of America
“Brokenheartsville” by Joe Nichols

He wore that cowboy hat to cover up his horns
Sweet talking forked tongue had a temptin’ charm
Before I turned around that girl was gone
All I can say is bartender pour me something strong

Here’s to the past they can kiss my glass
I hope she’s happy with him
Here’s to the girl who wrecked my world
That angel who did me in
I think the devil drives a Coup DeVille
I watched them drive away over the hill
Not against her will, I’ve got time to kill
Down in Brokenheartsville

It was long and chrome sittin’ in the lot
Fire engine red that thing was hot
He revved it up she waved goodbye
Love’s gone to Hell and so have I

Here’s to the past they can kiss my glass
I hope she’s happy with him
Here’s to the girl who wrecked my world
That angel who did me in
I think the devil drives a Coup DeVille
I watched them drive away over the hill
Not against her will, I’ve got time to kill
Down in Brokenheartsville

Here’s to the past they can kiss my glass
I hope she’s happy with him
Here’s to the girl who wrecked my world
That angel who did me in
I think the devil drives a Coup DeVille
I watched them drive away over the hill
Not against her will, I’ve got time to kill
Down in Brokenheartsville

“Alternative” Lyrics 92

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Politicians
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Vladimir Putin; Russia; Resistance; Robert Mueller
“You’re Gonna Go Far, Kid” by Offspring

[Verse 1]
Show me how to lie
You’re getting better all the time
And turning all against the one
Is an art that’s hard to teach

Another clever word
Sets off an unsuspecting herd
And as you step back into line
A mob jumps to their feet

[Pre-Chorus]
Now dance, fucker, dance
Man, he never had a chance
And no one even knew
It was really only you

And now you steal away
Take him out today
Nice work you did
You’re gonna go far, kid

[Chorus]
With a thousand lies and a good disguise
Hit ’em right between the eyes
Hit ’em right between the eyes
When you walk away, nothing more to say
See the lightning in your eyes
See ’em running for their lives

[Verse 2]
Slowly out of line
And drifting closer in your sight
So play it out, I’m wide-awake
It’s a scene about me

There’s something in your way
And now someone is gonna pay
And if you can’t get what you want
Well, it’s all because of me

[Pre-Chorus]
Now dance, fucker, dance
Man, I never had a chance
And no one even knew
It was really only you

And now you’ll lead the way
Show the light of day
Nice work you did
You’re gonna go far, kid

Trust deceived

[Chorus]
With a thousand lies and a good disguise
Hit ’em right between the eyes
Hit ’em right between the eyes
When you walk away, nothing more to say
See the lightning in your eyes
See ’em running for their lives

[Bridge]
Now dance, fucker, dance
He never had a chance
And no one even knew
It was really only you
So dance, fucker, dance
I never had a chance
It was really only you

[Chorus]
With a thousand lies and a good disguise
Hit ’em right between the eyes
Hit ’em right between the eyes
When you walk away, nothing more to say
See the lightning in your eyes
See ’em running for their lives

[Outro]
Clever alibis, Lord of the Flies
Hit ’em right between the eyes
Hit ’em right between the eyes
When you walk away
Nothing more to say
See the lightning in your eyes
See ’em running for their lives

“Alternative” Lyrics 88

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republican Party; Vladimir Putin
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Donald J. Trump’s Base
“16 Tons” by Tennessee Ernie Ford

Some people say a man is made outta mud
A poor man’s made outta muscle and blood
Muscle and blood and skin and bones
A mind that’s a weak and a back that’s strong

You load sixteen tons and what do you get
Another day older and deeper in debt
Saint Peter don’t you call me ’cause I can’t go
I owe my soul to the company store

I was born one mornin’ when the sun didn’t shine
I picked up my shovel and I walked to the mine
I loaded sixteen tons of number nine coal
And the straw boss said well, a bless my soul

You load sixteen tons and what do you get
Another day older and deeper in debt
Saint Peter don’t you call me ’cause I can’t go
I owe my soul to the company store

I was born one mornin’, it was drizzlin’ rain
Fightin’ and trouble are my middle name
I was raised in the canebrake by an ol’ mama lion
Can’t no a high toned woman make me walk the line

You load sixteen tons and what do you get
Another day older and deeper in debt
Saint Peter don’t you call me ’cause I can’t go
I owe my soul to the company store

If you see me comin’, better step aside
A lotta men didn’t, a lotta men died
I’ve got one fist of iron, the other of steel
If the right one don’t a get you
Then the left one will

You load sixteen tons and what do you get
Another day older and deeper in debt
Saint Peter don’t you call me ’cause I can’t go
I owe my soul to the company store

“Alternative” Lyrics 86

Topic: Donald J. Trump
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Vladimir Putin
Tertiary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans
“Mi Vida Loca” by Pam Tillis

If you’re coming with me you need
nerves of steel
‘Cause I take corners on two wheels
It’s a never-ending circus ride
The faint of heart need not apply

Chorus:

Mi vida loca over and over
Destiny turns on a dime
I go where the wind blows
You can’t tame a wild rose
Welcome to my crazy life

Sweetheart before this night is through
I could fall in love with you
Come dancing on the edge with me
Let my passion set you free

Chorus

Here in the firelight I see your tattoo
Mi vida loco, so you’re crazy too

Chorus

We’ll go where the wind blows
And I’ll be a wild rose
Welcome to my crazy life

“Alternative” Lyrics 84

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Star Spangled Banner; United States of America
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Politicians
Tertiary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Vladimir Putin
“You Never Even Call Me by My Name” by David Allen Coe

Well, it was all
That I could do to keep from crying’
Sometimes it seemed so useless to remain
But you don’t have to call me darlin’, darlin’
You never even called me by my name

You don’t have to call me Waylon Jennings
And you don’t have to call me Charlie Pride
And you don’t have to call me Merle Haggard anymore
Even though you’re on my fighting’ side

And I’ll hang around as long as you will let me
And I never minded standing’ in the rain
But you don’t have to call me darlin’, darlin’
You never even called me by my name

Well, I’ve heard my name
A few times in your phone book (hello, hello)
And I’ve seen it on signs where I’ve played
But the only time I know
I’ll hear “David Allan Coe”
Is when Jesus has his final judgment day

So I’ll hang around as long as you will let me
And I never minded standing’ in the rain
But you don’t have to call me darlin’, darlin’
You never even called me by my name

Well, a friend of mine named Steve Goodman wrote that song
And he told me it was the perfect country & western song
I wrote him back a letter and I told him it was not the perfect country & western song
Because he hadn’t said anything at all about mama
Or trains, or trucks, or prison, or getting’ drunk
Well, he sat down and wrote another verse to the song and he sent it to me
And after reading it I realized that my friend had written the perfect country & western song
And I felt obliged to include it on this album
The last verse goes like this here

Well, I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison
And I went to pick her up in the rain
But before I could get to the station in my pickup truck
She got run over by a damned old train

And I’ll hang around as long as you will let me
And I never minded standing’ in the rain, no
But you don’t have to call me darlin’, darlin’
You never even called me
Well, I wonder why you don’t call me
Why don’t you ever call me by my name

“Alternative” Lyrics 83

Topic: Donald J. Trump; United States of America; All Other Countries;
Auxiliary Topic: Robert Mueller; United States of America
Tertiary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Vladimir Putin
“Belle” by Paige O’Hara, Richard White and Chorus from Beauty and the Beast

Little town, it’s a quiet village
Every day like the one before
Little town, full of little people
Waking up to say

Bonjour!
Bonjour!
Bonjour!
Bonjour!
Bonjour!

There goes the baker with his tray, like always
The same old bread and rolls to sell
Every morning just the same
Since the morning that we came
To this poor provincial town

(Dialog)

Look there she goes, that girl is strange, no question
Dazed and distracted, can’t you tell?

Never part of any crowd
‘Cause her head’s up on some cloud
No denying she’s a funny girl that Belle

Bonjour!
Good day!
How is your family?
Bonjour!
Good day!
How is your wife?
I need six eggs!
That’s too expensive!

There must be more than this provincial life

(Dialog)

Look there she goes, that girl is so peculiar
I wonder if she’s feeling well
With a dreamy, far-off look
And her nose stuck in a book
What a puzzle to the rest of us is Belle

Oh, isn’t this amazing?
It’s my favorite part because–you’ll see
Here’s where she meets Prince Charming
But she won’t discover that it’s him ’til chapter three!

Now it’s no wonder that her name means “beauty”
Her looks have got no parallel

But behind that fair façade
I’m afraid she’s rather odd
Very different from the rest of us

She’s nothing like the rest of us
Yes, different from the rest of us is Belle!

(Dialog)

Right from the moment when I met her, saw her
I said she’s gorgeous and I fell
Here in town there’s only she
Who is beautiful as me
So I’m making plans to woo and marry Belle

Look there he goes
Isn’t he dreamy?
Monsieur Gaston
Oh, he’s so cute!
Be still, my heart
I’m hardly breathing
He’s such a tall, dark, strong and handsome brute!

Bonjour
Pardon
Good day
Mais oui!
You call this bacon?
What lovely grapes!
Some cheese
Ten yards!
One pound
‘Scuse me!
I’ll get the knife
Please let me through!
This bread
Those fish
It’s stale!
They smell!
Madame’s mistaken

There must be more than this provincial life!

Just watch, I’m going to make Belle my wife!

Look there she goes, the girl is strange, but special
A most peculiar mademoiselle!

It’s a pity and a sin
She doesn’t quite fit in

‘Cause she really is a funny girl
A beauty but a funny girl
She really is a funny girl
That Belle!

Bonjour!
Bonjour!
Bonjour!
Bonjour!
Bonjour!
Bonjour!

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