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Topic: Donald J. Trump; Vladimir Putin
“Leader of the Pack” by the Shangri-Las

-Is she really going out with him?
-Well, there she is. Let’s ask her
-Betty, is that Jimmy’s ring you’re wearing?
-M-hm
-Gee, it must be great riding with him. Is he picking you up after school today?
-M-m
-By the way, where’d you meet him?

[Verse 1]
I met him at the candy store
He turned around and smiled at me
You get the picture?
-Yes, we see
That’s when I fell for the Leader of the Pack

My folks were always putting him down
-Down, down
They said he came from the wrong side of town
-What you mean when you say that he came from the wrong side of town?
They told me he was bad
But I knew he was sad
That’s why I fell for the Leader of the Pack

One day my Dad said, “Find someone new”
I had to tell my Jimmy, We’re through
-What you mean when you say that you better go find somebody new?
He stood there and asked me why
But all I could do was cry
I’m sorry I hurt you, Leader of the Pack

He sort of smiled and kissed me goodbye
The tears were beginning to show
As he drove away on that rainy night
I begged him to go slow
Whether he heard
I’ll never know

No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Look out, look out, look out, look out

I felt so helpless, what could I do?
Remembering all the things we’d been through
In school they all stop and stare
I can’t hide the tears, but I don’t care
I’ll never forget him, the Leader of the Pack

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“Alternative” Lyrics 150

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Politicians; Donald J. Trump’s Base
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Vladimir Putin
Tertiary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Wives; Mistresses; Porn Stars
“Lie” by Tracy Lawrence

I heard you saw her last night
At that dive down in Jamestown
I haven’t seen her since the 4th of July
Did you get a chance to talk, did she mention me at all?

Was she there alone or with some other guy?

Well, I’m dying to know
But I’m scared of the truth
So before you say a word
Consider what this heart’s been through

And lie, don’t tell me that she looks amazing
Just lie, if she’s with someone else I just can’t take it
Tell me she looks sad and lonely
Tell me she’s been missing me like crazy
Yeah, just look me in the eye and lie

Was she over by the jukebox?
Playing songs we used to dance to?
Staring at the door, sipping makers on the rocks
Did she ask you where I’ve been?
Was she hoping I’d walk in?
Just take her by the hand
And pick up right where we left off

Well, I know she’s moving on and it’s killing me to see
And the words you want to say are strong enough to be the death of me

So lie, don’t tell me that she looks amazing
Just lie, if she’s with someone else I just can’t take it
Tell me she looks sad and lonely
Tell me she’s been missing me like crazy
Yeah, just look me in the eye and lie

‘Cause I can’t throw away the dreams we’ve shared
I’ve tried reaching out, but she don’t care
It’s pretty clear that I ain’t ready to let go

So lie, don’t tell me that she looked amazing
Just lie, if she’s with someone else
Then lie, don’t tell me that she looks amazing
Just Lie, if she’s with someone else, I just can’t take it
Tell me she looks sad and lonely
Tell me she’s been missing me like crazy
Yeah, just look me in the eye, then lie
Then lie

“Alternative” Lyrics 147

Topic: Vladimir Putin; Cambridge Analytica; Facebook; Republicans; Republican Party; Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Campaign Team
“Monster Mash” by Bobby Pickett & the Crypt Kickers

I was working in the lab late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my monster from his slab began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise

He did the mash
He did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
He did the mash
It caught on in a flash
He did the mash
He did the monster mash

From my laboratory in the castle east
To the master bedroom where the vampires feast
The ghouls all came from their humble abodes
To get a jolt from my electrodes

They did the mash
They did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
They did the mash
It caught on in a flash
They did the mash
They did the monster mash

The zombies were having fun
The party had just begun
The guests included Wolf Man
Dracula and his son

The scene was rockin’, all were digging the sounds
Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds
The coffin-bangers were about to arrive
With their vocal group, “The Crypt-Kicker Five”

They played the mash
They played the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
They played the mash
It caught on in a flash
They played the mash
They played the monster mash

Out from his coffin, Drac’s voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He opened the lid and shook his fist
And said, “Whatever happened to my Transylvania twist?”

It’s now the mash
It’s now the monster mash
The monster mash
And it’s a graveyard smash
It’s now the mash
It’s caught on in a flash
It’s now the mash
It’s now the monster mash

Now everything’s cool, Drac’s a part of the band
And my monster mash is the hit of the land
For you, the living, this mash was meant too
When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you

Then you can mash
Then you can monster mash
The monster mash
And do my graveyard smash
Then you can mash
You’ll catch on in a flash
Then you can mash
Then you can monster mash

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Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Wives; Mistresses; Porn Stars; Trump Family; Republicans; Republican Party; Donald J. Trump’s Base; Donald J. Trump’s Campaign Team; Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Former Members of Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Facebook; Cambridge Analytica; Vladimir Putin
“The Farmer in the Dell” by Various

The farmer in the dell (2x)
Hi-ho, the derry-o
The farmer in the dell

The farmer takes the wife (2×)
Hi-ho, the derry-o…
The farmer takes the wife

The wife takes the child (2×)
Hi-ho, the derry-o…
The wife takes the child

The child takes the nurse (2×)
Hi-ho, the derry-o…
The child takes the nurse

The nurse takes the cow (2×)
Hi-ho, the derry-o…
The nurse takes the cow

The cow takes the pig (2x)
Hi-ho, the derry-o…
The bull takes the pig

The pig takes the dog (2×)
Hi-ho, the derry-o…
The cow takes the dog

The dog takes the cat (2×)
Hi-ho, the derry-o…
The dog takes the cat

The cat takes the mouse (or rat) (2×)
Hi-ho, the derry-o…
The cat takes the mouse(or rat)

The mouse (or rat) takes the cheese (2×)
Hi-ho, the derry-o…
The mouse (or rat) takes the cheese

The cheese stands alone (2×)
Hi-ho, the derry-o…
The cheese stands alone

“Alternative” Lyrics 142

Topic: Donald J. Trump; South Korea; Republicans; Republican Party
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Vladimir Putin
Tertiary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Wives; Mistresses; Porn Stars
“Me and Charlie Talking” by Miranda Lambert

Me and Charlie boy used to go walking,
Sittin’ in the woods behind my house
When being lovers meant a stolen kiss
And holding hands with nobody else around

Charlie said he wanted to get married
But we were only ten so we’d have to wait
He said we’d never let our love run dry like so many do these days

So we treat our love like a firefly,
Like it only gets to shine for a little while
Catch it in a mason jar and with holes in the top
And run like hell to show it off
Oh promises we made when we’d go walking
That’s just me and Charlie talking

Charlie always said he’d like to leave here,
So he turned eighteen and he left our sleepy town
Letters came and went and I kept waiting
For Charlie to come back and bring the life he’d found
It’s funny how time and distance change you
The road you take don’t always lead you home
You can start a love with good intentions
Then you look up and it’s gone

So you treat your love like a firefly
Like it only gets to shine for a little while
Catch it in a mason jar and with holes in the top
And run like hell to show it off
Oh the promises we made when we’d go walking
That’s just me and Charlie talking

Now and then I sometimes think of Charlie
How we thought we new it all back then
Now I’d give anything to feel love from a child’s heart again

So you treat your love like a firefly
Like it only gets to shine for a little while
Catch it in a mason jar and with holes in the top
And run like hell to show it off
Oh, promises we made when we’d go walking
That’s just me and Charlie, me and Charlie talking

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