“Alternative” Lyrics 195

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Politicians; Evangelicals; Donald J. Trump’s Base
“Ching-a-Ring Chaw” by Various

Ching-a-ring-a ring ching ching,
Ho a ding-a-ding kum larkee,
Ching-a-ring-a ring ching ching,
Ho a ding kum larkee.

Brothers gather round,
Listen to this story,
‘Bout the promised land,
An’ the promised glory.

You don’t need to fear,
If you have no money,
You don’t need none there,
To buy you milk and honey.

There you’ll ride in style,
Coach with four white horses,
There the evenin’ meal,
Has one two three four courses.

Nights we all will dance
To the harp and fiddle,
Waltz and jig and prance,
“And Cast off down the middle!”

When the mornin’ come,
All in grand and splendour,
Stand out in the sun,
And hear the holy thunder!

Brothers hear me out,
The promised land’s a-comin’
Dance and sing and shout,
I hear them harps a strummin’.

Ching-a-ring-a ching
Ching ching, ching a ring ching
Ching-a-ring-a ching ching,
Ching a Ching a Ching chning

Ching-a-ring-a,
Ching-a-ring-a,
Ching-a-ring-a,
Ring, ching ching ching CHAW!

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“Alternative” Lyrics 191

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Sarah Huckabee Sanders; Politicians
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Wives; Mistresses; Porn Stars; Rape Victims
“Liar, Liar” by the Castaways

Liar, liar, pants on fire
Your nose is longer than a telephone wire

Ask me, baby, why I’m sad
You’ve been out all night, know you’ve been bad

Don’t tell me different, know it’s a lie
Come kill me, honey, see how I cry

Why must you hurt me, do what you do
Listen here, girl, can’t you see I love you
Make a little effort, try to be true
I’ll be happy, not so blue

Liar, liar, pants on fire
Your nose is longer than a telephone wire

If you keep on tellin’ me those lies
Still goin’ out with other guys
There’ll come a day I’ll be gone
Take my advice, won’t be long

When that day comes, won’t be mad
Be free of you, but I’ll still be sad
In spite of your cheatin’, still love you so
I’ll be unhappy if I let you go

Liar, liar, pants on fire
Your nose is longer than a telephone wire

“Alternative” Lyrics 172

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Trump Family; Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Republicans; Republican Party; Politicians
“The World Owes Me a Living” by Anne Lloyd & the Sandpipers from The Grasshopper and the Ants

There once was an old grasshopper
Who could only think of fun
He looked on work as something too
Unpleasant to be done

He loved to sit in the summer sun
And fiddle all day long
While dozing there he played this air
And singed this little song

Oh the world owes me a living
Deedle dardle doodle deedle dum
Oh the world owes me a living
Deedle dardle doodle deedle dum

If I worked hard all day I might
Sleep better when in bed at night
I sleep all day so that’s alright
Deedle dardle doodle deedle dum

The north wind blew the leaves away
When winter came one stormy day
The snow fell fast upon the ground
No food nor shelter could be found

This old grasshopper sad and meek
Could hardly hop for he was weak
He slipped, He fell
Poor Chap, Farewell

Some ants safe in their hilly home
Looked out and saw him freezing
They brought him in and doctored him
He weakly started sneezing

They soaked his feet in mustard sauce
He grew better soon
Now every day they hear him play
And sing this little tune

Oh I owe the world a living
Deedle dardle doodle deedle dum
Oh I owe the world a living
Deedle dardle doodle deedle dum

I got a bad cold in my head
You ants were right the time you said
You’ve got to work if you collect
Deedle dardle doodle deedle
Deedle dardle doodle deedle
Deedle dardle doodle deedle dum

“Alternative” Lyrics 164

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Politicians
Auxiliary Topic: Ben Carson; HUD
“Paper Mansions” by Dottie West

Don’t build for me no paper mansions
That only stand until you’ve gone
You’ve paint the nastiest futures of anyone I know

You always leave me holding on to pretty words that glow
You’ve built a thousand mansions out of dreams that seemed so strong
But they’re always made of paper not of stone
Don’t build for me no paper mansion
That I can never call my own
For love can’t live in paper mansions
That only stands until you’ve gone

[Piano]

You’ve always been a dreamer dear and I’m a dreamer too
But I guess I’ve had too many of the time that don’t come true
So don’t build me no mansion with paper walls so thin
That only stand until you leave again
Don’t build for me no paper mansion
That I can never call my own
For love can’t live in paper mansions
That only stands until you’ve gone

“Alternative” Lyrics 150

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Politicians; Donald J. Trump’s Base
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Vladimir Putin
Tertiary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Wives; Mistresses; Porn Stars
“Lie” by Tracy Lawrence

I heard you saw her last night
At that dive down in Jamestown
I haven’t seen her since the 4th of July
Did you get a chance to talk, did she mention me at all?

Was she there alone or with some other guy?

Well, I’m dying to know
But I’m scared of the truth
So before you say a word
Consider what this heart’s been through

And lie, don’t tell me that she looks amazing
Just lie, if she’s with someone else I just can’t take it
Tell me she looks sad and lonely
Tell me she’s been missing me like crazy
Yeah, just look me in the eye and lie

Was she over by the jukebox?
Playing songs we used to dance to?
Staring at the door, sipping makers on the rocks
Did she ask you where I’ve been?
Was she hoping I’d walk in?
Just take her by the hand
And pick up right where we left off

Well, I know she’s moving on and it’s killing me to see
And the words you want to say are strong enough to be the death of me

So lie, don’t tell me that she looks amazing
Just lie, if she’s with someone else I just can’t take it
Tell me she looks sad and lonely
Tell me she’s been missing me like crazy
Yeah, just look me in the eye and lie

‘Cause I can’t throw away the dreams we’ve shared
I’ve tried reaching out, but she don’t care
It’s pretty clear that I ain’t ready to let go

So lie, don’t tell me that she looked amazing
Just lie, if she’s with someone else
Then lie, don’t tell me that she looks amazing
Just Lie, if she’s with someone else, I just can’t take it
Tell me she looks sad and lonely
Tell me she’s been missing me like crazy
Yeah, just look me in the eye, then lie
Then lie

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