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Topic: Salman bin Abdulaziz Al Saud; Saudi Arabia; Donald J. Trump
“Saudi Arabia is the Worst Place in the World” by Wendy Schaal feat. Seth MacFarlane from American Dad

Francine: Greatest country in the world?

♪♪ We packed our bags, we hopped a plane ♪♪

♪♪ We left our happy home ♪♪

Stan: Uhh, Francine, singing’s kind of illegal here…

Francine: ♪♪ The culture seemed a bit insane but you said, hey, when in Rome… ♪♪

Stan: Uh, Seriously Francine, ixnay on the inging-say

Francine: ♪♪ Maybe you got no reason to complain, but I’ve got no Y chromosome… ♪♪

So here’s what I don’t like about Saudi Arabia…

♪♪ You can’t go out unless you are escorted by a man, ♪♪

♪♪ And when you do, you come home with a butt crack full of sand. ♪♪

♪♪ No alcohol, no rum and cokes and no Dom Perignon, ♪♪

♪♪ At least a girl can have a smoke. ♪♪

Man: But not on Ramadan!

Francine: ♪♪ Oh, it’s a land of joy, if you are a boy, ♪♪

♪♪ But if you are a girl, it’s the worst place in the world. ♪♪

Stan: Okay Francine we get it.

Francine: Oh, but I’m just getting started.

♪♪ American girls we do pilates, starve ourselves until we’re hotties, ♪♪

♪♪ Why? Because we like our bodies, check me out you uptight Saudis! ♪♪

♪♪ Oh it’s so awfully grand. ♪♪

Stan: ♪♪ Come on Francine stop singing. ♪♪

Francine: ♪♪ If you are a man. ♪♪

Stan: ♪♪ I’m only back up singing. ♪♪

Francine: ♪♪ If you don’t take me home soon Stan, I think I’m gonna hurl. ♪♪

♪♪ It’s the worst place in the world. ♪♪

Stan: I started this point system and she’s way behind.

Francine: ♪♪ I only want to see the world, explore and socialize, ♪♪

♪♪ But in this town I can’t so much as look at other guys, ♪♪

♪♪ ‘Cause if I did, they’d call me harlot, whore, adulteress, ♪♪

♪♪ I bet my last riyal you fellas won’t approve of this. ♪♪

♪♪ Who wants a kiss? ♪♪

♪♪ It’s great if you’re from Mars, but not if you’re from Venus, ♪♪

♪♪ If you wanna drive a car, you better have a penis. ♪♪

♪♪ So if you’ve got a vagina. ♪♪

Man: Ooh!

Francine: ♪♪A vulva. ♪♪

Man: Eee!

Francine: ♪♪ A clitoris. ♪♪

Man: What is a clitoris? *Stan shrugs shoulders*

Francine: ♪♪ And a labia… You see where I’m going with this. ♪♪

♪♪ Stay the hell away from Saudi Arabia! ♪♪

Man: WHORE!

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Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Donald J. Trump’s Base; United States of America; Russia; Vladimir Putin; Saudi Arabia; Salmon bin Abdulaziz Al Saud
“Brandy (You’re a Fine Girl)” by Looking Glass

There’s a port on a western bay
And it serves a hundred ships a day
Lonely sailors pass the time away
And talk about their homes

And there’s a girl in this harbor town
And she works layin’ whiskey down
They say, Brandy, fetch another round
She serves them whiskey and wine

The sailors say: “Brandy, you’re a fine girl” (you’re a fine girl)
“What a good wife you would be” (such a fine girl)
“Yeah, your eyes could steal a sailor from the sea”

Brandy wears a braided chain
Made of finest silver from the North of Spain
A locket that bears the name
Of the man that Brandy loved

He came on a summer’s day
Bringin’ gifts from far away
But he made it clear he couldn’t stay
No harbor was his home

The sailors say: “Brandy, you’re a fine girl” (you’re a fine girl)
“What a good wife you would be” (such a fine girl)
“But my life, my lover, my lady is the sea”

Yeah, Brandy used to watch his eyes
When he told his sailor stories
She could feel the ocean fall and rise
She saw its ragin’ glory
But he had always told the truth, Lord, he was an honest man
And Brandy does her best to understand

At night when the bars close down
Brandy walks through a silent town
And loves a man who’s not around
She still can hear him say
She hears him say “Brandy, you’re a fine girl” (you’re a fine girl)
“What a good wife you would be” (such a fine girl)
“But my life, my lover, my lady is the sea”
It is, yes it is,
He said, “Brandy, you’re a fine girl” (you’re a fine girl)
“What a good wife you would be” (such a fine girl)
“But my life, my lover, my lady is the sea”

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Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Wives; Mistresses; Porn Stars; Rape Victims; Vladimir Putin
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Donald J. Trump’s Campaign Team; Donald J. Trump’s Lawyers; Israel; Qatar; Republican Party; Republicans; Russia; Saudi Arabia; Trump Family
Tertiary Topic: Donald J. Trump; North Korea
“Marry You” by Bruno Mars

It’s a beautiful night, we’re looking for something dumb to do
Hey baby, I think I wanna marry you
Is it the look in your eyes, or is it this dancing juice
Who cares baby, I think I wanna marry you

Well I know this little chapel on the boulevard
We can go
No one will know
Oh c’mon girl

Who cares if we’re trashed
Got a pocket full of cash we can blow
Shots of Patron
And it’s on girl

Don’t say no no no no no
Just say yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
And we’ll go go go go go
If you’re ready, like I’m ready

‘Cause it’s a beautiful night, we’re looking for something dumb to do
Hey baby, I think I wanna marry you
Is it the look in your eyes or is it this dancing juice
Who cares baby, I think I wanna marry you

Oh
I’ll go get a ring
Let the choir bell sing like ooh
So what you wanna do
Lets just run girl
If we wake up and you want to break up
That’s cool
No I won’t blame you
It was fun girl

Don’t say no no no no no
Just say yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
And we’ll go go go go go
If you’re ready, like I’m ready

‘Cause it’s a beautiful night, we’re looking for something dumb to do
Hey baby, I think I wanna marry you
Is it the look in your eyes, or is it this dancing juice
Who cares baby, I think I wanna marry you

Just say I do
Tell me right now baby
Tell me right now baby, baby
Just say I do
Tell me right now baby
Tell me right now baby, baby

Oh
It’s a beautiful night, we’re looking for something dumb to do
Hey baby, I think I wanna marry you
Is it the look in your eyes, or is it this dancing juice
Who cares baby, I think I wanna marry you

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Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Campaign Team; Donald J. Trump’s Transition Team; Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Donald J. Trump’s Lawyers; Trump Family; Russia; Saudi Arabia; Israel; Qatar; Republicans; Republican Party; Vladimir Putin
“Teddy Bears’ Picnic” by Various

If you go down in the woods today
You’re sure of a big surprise
If you go down in the woods today
You’d better go in disguise!

For every bear that ever there was
Will gather there for certain
Because today’s the day the
Teddy Bears have their picnic

Picnic time for Teddy Bears
The little Teddy Bears are having
A lovely time today
Watch them, catch them unawares
And see them picnic on their holiday

See them gaily gad about
They love to play and shout
They never have any cares
At six o’clock their Mommies and Daddies
Will take them home to bed
Because they’re tired little Teddy Bears

Every Teddy Bear who’s been good
Is sure of a treat today
There’s lots of marvelous things to eat
And wonderful games to play

Beneath the trees where nobody sees
They’ll hide and seek as long as they please
‘Cause that’s the way the
Teddy Bears have their picnic

Picnic time for Teddy Bears
The little Teddy Bears are having
A lovely time today
Watch them, catch them unawares
And see them picnic on their holiday

See them gaily gad about
They love to play and shout
They never have any cares
At six o’clock their Mommies and Daddies
Will take them home to bed
Because they’re tired little Teddy Bears
Because they’re tired little Teddy Bears

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Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Campaign Team; Donald J. Trump’s Lawyers; Russia; Saudi Arabia; United Arab Emirates; Israel
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Wives; Mistresses; Porn Stars; Rape Victims
“Take It Down Low” by Hynden Walch from Teen Titans Go!

Starfire:

Baby, take me to the bottom where the frequency low,

Make me feel the bass drum from that

Together:

808… YO!

Starfire:

Drop me with that beat,

(Yeah)

Rock it phat, indeed,

(Yeah)

Pull me down onto the floor.

Take it down low

(Echo: low, low )

The Fish:

We got the same big heart,

It pumpin’, beatin’ hard,

Don’t even have to know ya,

We from the same, yeah

Starfire:

I like it on the down low

(Yeah)

Nothing to talk about.

The Fish:

So turn that mouth off, baby,

And bust the beats out.

Starfire:

I like the radio blastin’,

Feeling fantastic,

I’d dance all night if I could.

Make that sub-sonic boom,

And shake every room in every joint in the hood.

And let that bottom beat thump

That booty be bumpin’

Like you were dreaming it would.

Everybody watching me movin’

Haters keep on droolin’

Yeah, they all be provin’ they just wish they could

Take it down low!

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