“Alternative” Lyrics 179

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Campaign Team; Donald J. Trump’s Lawyers; Russia; Saudi Arabia; United Arab Emirates; Israel
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Wives; Mistresses; Porn Stars; Rape Victims
“Take It Down Low” by Hynden Walch from Teen Titans Go!

Starfire:

Baby, take me to the bottom where the frequency low,

Make me feel the bass drum from that

Together:

808… YO!

Starfire:

Drop me with that beat,

(Yeah)

Rock it phat, indeed,

(Yeah)

Pull me down onto the floor.

Take it down low

(Echo: low, low )

The Fish:

We got the same big heart,

It pumpin’, beatin’ hard,

Don’t even have to know ya,

We from the same, yeah

Starfire:

I like it on the down low

(Yeah)

Nothing to talk about.

The Fish:

So turn that mouth off, baby,

And bust the beats out.

Starfire:

I like the radio blastin’,

Feeling fantastic,

I’d dance all night if I could.

Make that sub-sonic boom,

And shake every room in every joint in the hood.

And let that bottom beat thump

That booty be bumpin’

Like you were dreaming it would.

Everybody watching me movin’

Haters keep on droolin’

Yeah, they all be provin’ they just wish they could

Take it down low!

“Alternative” Lyrics 171

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Spies; Republicans; Republican Party; Oliver North; NRA; Iran; Qatar; Saudi Arabia; Fox News
“Ollie North” by Seth MacFarlane from American Dad

Stan: In the 80s there was Cold War drama.
We fought the Commies inside Nicaragua.
Our friends were the Contras. Freedom was their mantra.
So we sent them lots of money for guns and landmines.

But Congress stopped the Contra money flow
Just ’cause they moved a teeny bit of blow.
But then a hero came forth.
His name was Oliver North.
He and Reagan went around the sissy Congress.

OLLIE NORTH! OLLIE NORTH!

Stan (speaking): You see, North secretly sold missiles to a harmless country called Iran who would always be a grateful ally. Then he gave the profits to the Contras. Genius!

Stan: But the sales were uncovered by the press.

Contras: Awwww.

Press: He he.

Stan: Reagan and North began to stress.

Reagan: Well…

North: Nyaay!

Stan: ‘Cause what they did was technically high treason! (But it was totally justified.)

Stan: North volunteered to take the blame,
to save Reagan from prison rape shame.
The truth he did bury with his hot secretary.
Thanks to her shredder, he got off totally scot-free!

OLLIE NORTH! OLLIE NORTH!

He’s a soldier!
And a hero!
And a novelist!
And now he’s on Fox News!

Roger: Crap, that’s the end.

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