“Alternative” Lyrics 556

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Donald J. Trump’s Base
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump’s Wives; Mistresses; Porn Stars; Rape Victims
“I Am the Walrus” by the Beatles

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly
I’m crying

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come

Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob

Mister City Policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run
I’m crying, I’m crying
I’m crying, I’m crying

Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog’s eye
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess
Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun
If the sun don’t come, you get a tan
From standing in the English rain
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob g’goo goo g’joob

Expert textpert choking smokers
Don’t you think the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty
See how they snide
I’m crying

Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob g’goo goo g’joob
Goo goo g’joob g’goo goo g’joob g’goo

https://youtu.be/t1Jm5epJr10

“Alternative” Lyrics 555

Topic: Donald J. Trump
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Wives; Mistresses; Porn Stars; Rape Victims
“Whiskey in the Jar” by Various

As I was goin’ over
The Cork and Kerry Mountains
I saw Captain Farrell
And his money, he was countin’

I first produced my pistol
And then produced my rapier
I said, “Stand and deliver or the devil he may take ya”

I took all of his money
And it was a pretty penny
I took all of his money,
Yeah, and I brought it home to Molly
She swore that she loved me,
No, never would she leave me
But the devil take that woman,
Yeah, for you know she tricked me easy

Musha rain dum a doo, dum a da
Whack for my daddy, oh
Whack for my daddy, oh
There’s whiskey in the jar, oh

Being drunk and weary
I went to Molly’s chamber
Takin’ Molly with me
But I never knew the danger
For about six or maybe seven,
Yeah, in walked Captain Farrell
I jumped up, fired my pistols
And I shot him with both barrels

Yeah, musha rain dum a doo, dum a da, ha, yeah
Whack for my daddy, oh
Whack for my daddy, oh
There’s whiskey in the jar, oh

Yeah, whiskey, yo, whiskey
Oh, oh, yeah
Oh, oh, yeah

Now some men like a fishin’
But some men like the fowlin’
Some men like to hear,
To hear the cannonball roarin’
Me, I like sleepin’,
‘Specially in my Molly’s chamber
But here I am in prison,
Here I am with a ball and chain, yeah

Musha rain dum a doo, dum a da, heh, heh
Whack for my daddy, oh
Whack for my daddy, oh
There’s whiskey in the jar, oh, yeah
Whiskey in the jar, oh

Musha rain dum a doo, dum a da
Musha rain dum a doo, dum a da, hey
Musha rain dum a doo, dum a da
Musha rain dum a doo, dum a da, yeah

https://youtu.be/wsrvmNtWU4E

“Alternative” Lyrics 544

Topic: Donald J. Trump’s Wives; Mistresses; Porn Stars; Rape Victims; Donald J. Trump
“The Nanny Named Fran” by Ann Hampton Callaway feat. Liz Callaway from The Nanny

She was working in a bridal shop in Flushing, Queens.
‘Till her boyfriend kicked her out in one of those crushing scenes.
What was she to do?
Where was she to go?

She was out on her fanny.

So over the bridge from Flushing to the Sheffield’s door.
She was there to sell make-up,
But the father saw more.
She had style!
She had flair!
She was there.
That’s how she became the Nanny!

Who would have guessed that the girl we’ve described,
Was just exactly what the doctor prescribed?
Now the father finds her beguiling
(Watch out CC!)
And the kids are actually smiling
(Such joie de vivre!).
She’s the lady in red when everybody else is wearing tan.
The flashy girl from Flushing.
The Nanny named Fran!

https://youtu.be/1bMaS-Dq3Gk

“Alternative” Lyrics 509

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Former Members of Donald J. Trump’s Administration
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Wives; Mistresses; Porn Stars; Rape Victims
“Standing Knee Deep in a River (Dying of Thirst)” by Kathy Mattea

Friends I could count on, I could count on one hand
With a leftover finger or two
I took ’em for granted, let ’em all slip away
Now where they are I wish I knew

They roll by just like water
And I guess we never learn
Go through life parched and empty
Standing knee deep in a river and dying of thirst

Sometimes I remember sweethearts I’ve known
Some I’ve forgotten I suppose
One or two still linger, oh, and I wonder now
Why I ever let them go?

They roll by just like water
And I guess we never learn
Go through life parched and empty
Standing knee deep in a river and dying of thirst

So the sidewalk is crowded, the city goes by
And I rush through another day
And a world full of strangers turn their eyes to me
But I just look the other way

They roll by just like water
And I guess we never learn
Go through life parched and empty
Standing knee deep in a river and dying of thirst

They roll by just like water
And I guess we never learn
Go through life parched and empty
Standing knee deep in a river and dying of thirst

https://youtu.be/f9Foj7cExlk

“Alternative” Lyrics 508

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Vladimir Putin; Russia; Volodymyr Zelenskiy; Ukraine; Scott Morrison; Australia; Xi Jinping; China
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Wives; Mistresses; Porn Stars; Rape Victims
“Third Rate Romance” by Sammy Kershaw

Sittin’ in a tiny table in a ritzy restaurant
She was starin’ at her coffee cup
He was tryin’ to keep his courage up
By applyin’ booze

And talk was small when they talked at all
They both knew what they wanted
There was no need to talk about it
They were old enough to scope it out
And keep it loose

She said, “You don’t look like my type
But I guess you’ll do”
Third rate romance
Low rent rendezvous
And he said, “I’ll even tell you that I love you
If you want me to”
Third rate romance
Low rent rendezvous

When they left the bar
They got in his car
And they drove away
He drove to the family inn
She didn’t even have to pretend
She didn’t know what for

And he went to the desk
And made his request
While she waited outside
Then he came back with the key
She said, “Give it to me
And I’ll unlock the door”

She kept saying
“I’ve never really done this kind of thing before, have you”
Third rate romance
Low rent rendezvous
And he said, “Yes I have
But only a time or two”
Third rate romance
Low rent redezvous
Third rate romance
Low rent rendezvous
Third rate romance
Low rent rendezvous

https://youtu.be/a1KtIJq5s4g

“Alternative” Lyrics 503

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Wives; Mistresses; Porn Stars; Rape Victims
“Back 2 Good” by Matchbox Twenty

It’s nothing, it’s so normal you
You just stand there, I could say so much
But I don’t go there ’cause I don’t want to
I was thinking if you were lonely

Maybe we could leave here and no one would know
At least not to the point that we would think so

And everyone here, knows everyone here is thinking about
Somebody else
Well, it’s best if we all keep this under our heads
And I couldn’t tell, if anyone here was feeling the way I do
But I’m lonely now, and I don’t know how
To get it back to good

This don’t mean that, you own me, well
This ain’t no good, in fact it’s phony as hell
Yeah, but things worked out just like you wanted to
If you see me out, you don’t know me
Try to turn your head, try to give me some room
How to figure out just what I’m gonna do

‘Cause everyone here, hates everyone here for doing
Just like they do
And it’s best if we all keep this quiet instead
And I couldn’t tell, why everyone here was doing me like they do
But I’m sorry now, and I don’t know how
To get it back to good

Well everyone here, is wondering what it’s like to be with somebody else
And everyone here’s to blame, and everyone here
Gets caught up in the pleasure of the pain
Everyone, well everyone here hides
Shades of shame, yeah but looking inside we’re the same
We’re the same and we’re all grown now
Yeah, but we don’t know how
To get it back to good

Well everyone here, knows everyone here is thinking ’bout somebody else
And it’s best if we all keep this under our heads, hell our heads, yeah
See I couldn’t tell, if anyone here was feeling the way I do
But it’s over now, and I don’t know how, guess it’s over now
There’s no getting back to good

https://youtu.be/XOFCIJLnYSk

“Alternative” Lyrics 499

Topic: Donald J. Trump
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Wives; Mistresses; Porn Stars; Rape Victims
“That’s My Story” by Collin Raye

I came in as the sun came up.
She glared at me over her coffee cup.
She said: “Where you been?” so I thought real hard,
And said: “I fell asleep in that hammock in the yard.”

She said: “You don’t know it boy but you just blew it.”
An’ I said: “Well that’s my story and I’m stickin’ to it.”

“That’s my story.
“Oh, that’s my story.
“Well, I ain’t got a witness and I can’t prove it.
“But that’s my story and I’m stickin’ to it.”

I got that deer in the headlight look.
She read my face like the cover of a book.
And said: “Don’t expect me to believe all that static,
“”cause just last week, I threw that hammock in the attic.”
My skin got so thin you could see right through it.
And I stuttered: “Well that’s my story and I’m stickin’ to it.”

“That’s my story.” (That’s my story.)
“Oh, that’s my story.” (That’s my story.)
“Yeah, I ain’t got a witness and I can’t prove it,
“But that’s my story and I’m stickin’ to it.”

You know the time comes when a wise man knows the best thing that he can do
Is just look her in the eye and beg for mercy and face the bitter truth.

“Well honey, me and the boys played cards all night,
“There wasn’t no hanky panky, not a woman in sight.
“And I know I shoulda called and, baby, I’m real sorry.
“Let’s get a cellular phone and then you won’t have to worry.
“You know how much I love you and darlin’ I’m ready to prove it.
“And that’s my story and I’m stickin’ to it.

“That’s my story.” (That’s my story.)
“Oh, that’s my story.” (That’s my story.)
“Yeah, I ain’t got a witness and I can’t prove it,
“But that’s my story and I’m stickin’ to it.”

“You know I ain’t gonna do a thing,
“Darlin’, unless you approve it.
“Well that’s my story and I’m stickin’ to it.”

https://youtu.be/BewKY_BpVXg

“Alternative” Lyrics 496

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Vladimir Putin; Russia; Volodymyr Zelenskiy; Ukraine
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Wives; Mistresses; Porn Stars; Rape Victims
“Nobody” by Sylvia

Sittin’ in a restaurant she walked by
I seem to recall that certain look in your eye
I said “who’s that?” You said with a smile
“Oh it’s nobody, oh nobody”

Maybe that explains the last two week
You called me up, dead on your feet
Working late again, I ask who with
You said “nobody, oh nobody.”

Well your nobody called today
She hung up when I asked her name
Well I wonder does she think she’s being clever?
(Clever)
You say nobody’s after you
The fact is what you say is true
But I can love you like nobody can, even better

Late last night we went for a drive
You were miles away I asked “who’s on your mind?”
You said, “Nobody, nobody. Why do you ask?”
Oh, her again I could have told you that.

We came back home got ready for bed
I said to myself I’ve got one shot left
Your still mine and I won’t stand in line
Behind nobody, nobody!

Well your nobody called today
She hung up when I asked her name
Well I wonder does she think she’s being clever?
(Clever)
You say nobody’s after you
The fact is what you say is true
But I can love you like nobody can, even better.

Well your nobody called today
She hung up when I asked her name
Well I wonder does she think she’s being clever?
(Clever)
You say nobody’s after you
The fact is what you say is true
But I can love you like nobody can, even better.

Well your nobody called today
She hung up when I asked her name
Well I wonder does she think she’s being clever?

“Alternative” Lyrics 495

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Wives
“American Made” by the Oak Ridge Boys

Seems everything I buy these days
has got a foreign name
From the kind of car I drive
to my video game
I’ve got a Nikon camera,
a Sony color T.V.
But the one that I love is from
the “U.S.A.” and standing next to me.

My baby is “American Made”
Born and bred in the “U.S.A.”
From her silky long hair to her sexy long legs
My baby is “American Made”

She looks good in her tight blue jeans
she bought in Mexico
And she loves wearing French perfume
everywhere we go
But when it comes to the lovin’ heart
one thing is true
My Baby’s genuine “U.S.A.”
red white and blue.

My baby is “American Made”
Born and bred in the “U.S.A.”
From her silky long hair to her sexy long legs
My baby is “American Made”

My baby is “American Made”
Born and bred in the “U.S.A.”
From her silky long hair to her sexy long legs
My baby is “American Made”

My baby is “American Made”
Born and bred in the “U.S.A.”
From her silky long hair to her sexy long legs
My baby is “American Made”

My baby is “American Made”
Born and bred in the “U.S.A.”
From her silky long hair to her sexy long legs
My baby is “American Made”

My baby is…

https://youtu.be/DkJfluRpkm8

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