“Alternative” Lyrics 575

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Base
Auxiliary Topic: Resistance
“Be Prepared” by Jeremy Irons from The Lion King

I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a warthog’s backside
But thick as you are, pay attention!
My words are a matter of pride

It’s clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
But we’re talking kings and successions
Even you can’t be caught unawares!

So, prepare for the chance of a lifetime
Be prepared for sensational news
A shining, new era
Is tiptoeing nearer
And where do we feature?
Just listen to teacher

I know it sounds sordid
But you’ll be rewarded
When at last, I am given my dues
And injustice deliciously squared
Be prepared!

[Yeah, be prepared! We’ll be prepared! For what?]

[For the death of the king!]

[Why? Is he sick?]

[No, fool, we’re gonna kill him. And Simba, too.]

[Great idea! Who needs a king?
No king! No king! La-la-la-la-la-la!]

[Idiots! There will be a king!]

[Hey, but you said, uh…]

[I will be king! Stick with me, and you’ll never go hungry again!]

[Yay! All right! Long live the king!
Long live the king! Long live the king!]

(King, king, king, king, king, king!)

It’s great that we’ll soon be connected
With a king who’ll be all time adored
Of course, quid pro quo, you’re expected
To take certain duties on board

The future is littered with prizes
And though I’m the main addressee
The point that I must emphasize is
You won’t get a sniff without me!

So prepare for the coup of the century
Be prepared for the murkiest scam
(Ooh… la, la, la!)
Meticulous planning
(We’ll have food!)
Tenacity spanning
(Lots of food!)
Decades of denial
(We repeat!)
Is simply why I’ll
(Endless meat!)

Be king, undisputed
Respected, saluted
And seen for the wonder I am!
Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared
Be prepared!

Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared
Be prepared!

[I never thought hyenas essential
They’re crude and unspeakably plain
But maybe they’ve a glimmer of potential
If allied to my vision and brain…]

I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a warthog’s backside
But thick as you are, pay attention!
My words are a matter of pride

It’s clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
But we’re talking kings and successions
Even you can’t be caught unawares!

So, prepare for the chance of a lifetime
Be prepared for sensational news
A shining, new era
Is tiptoeing nearer
And where do we feature?
Just listen to teacher

I know it sounds sordid
But you’ll be rewarded
When at last, I am given my dues
And injustice deliciously squared
Be prepared!

[Yeah, be prepared! We’ll be prepared! For what?]

[For the death of the king!]

[Why? Is he sick?]

[No, fool, we’re gonna kill him. And Simba, too.]

[Great idea! Who needs a king?
No king! No king! La-la-la-la-la-la!]

[Idiots! There will be a king!]

[Hey, but you said, uh…]

[I will be king! Stick with me, and you’ll never go hungry again!]

[Yay! All right! Long live the king!
Long live the king! Long live the king!]

(King, king, king, king, king, king!)

It’s great that we’ll soon be connected
With a king who’ll be all time adored
Of course, quid pro quo, you’re expected
To take certain duties on board

The future is littered with prizes
And though I’m the main addressee
The point that I must emphasize is
You won’t get a sniff without me!

So prepare for the coup of the century
Be prepared for the murkiest scam
(Ooh… la, la, la!)
Meticulous planning
(We’ll have food!)
Tenacity spanning
(Lots of food!)
Decades of denial
(We repeat!)
Is simply why I’ll
(Endless meat!)

Be king, undisputed
Respected, saluted
And seen for the wonder I am!
Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared
Be prepared!

Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared
Be prepared!

[Mufasa has always shown too much restraint when it comes to hunting. When I’m king, the mighty will be free to take whatever they want, because a hyena’s belly is never full.]

[Mufasa’s far too powerful to challenge…]

Mufasa is yesterday’s message
A clapped-out, distracted regime
Whose failings undoubtedly presage
The need for a different dream

Yes leonine times are a-changing
Which means that hyenas must too
My vision is clear and wide-ranging
And even encompasses you.

So prepare for the coup of the century
Prepare for the murkiest scam
Meticulous planning
Tenacity spanning
Decades of denial
Is simply why I’ll

Be king undisputed
Respected, saluted
And seen for the wonder I am
Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared
Be prepared!

(Be prepared, be prepared, be prepared, be prepared)
Be prepared, be prepared
(Be prepared, be prepared, be prepared, be prepared)
Be prepared
(Be prepared, be prepared, be prepared, be prepared)
Be prepared
(Be prepared, be prepared, be prepared, be prepared)

Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared
Be prepared!

“Alternative” Lyrics 574

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Pharmaceutical Industry
“Prom Night Dumpster Baby” by Seth MacFarlane from Family Guy

Baby: I’m just a prom night dumpster baby
I got no mom or dad
Prom night dumpster baby
My story isn’t long but boy it’s awfully sad

Backup Baby Singers: Ba-ba-ba-ba-bum

Baby: And though I came from a hole

Backup Baby Singers: And though he came from a hole

Baby: I’m singin’ right from the soul

Backup Baby Singers: He’s singin’ right from the soul

Baby: My fanny needs a blanket
And somebody to spank it
I miss my mom

Bass Baby: But she’s at the prom

All babies: So I’m a prom night dumpster baby
Prom night dumpster baby
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-bum

Baby: And I’m takin’ a stroll

Backup Baby Singers: He’s takin’ a stroll

Baby: I’m takin’ a stroll

Backup Baby Singers: He’s takin’ a stroll

Baby: I’m takin’ a stroll

Backup Baby Singers: He’s takin’ a stroll

Baby: Uh huh-huh-huh I’m takin’ a stroll

Backup Baby Singers: He’s takin’ a stroll

Baby: I’m takin’ a stroll

“Alternative” Lyrics 573

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Mike Pence; Robert Redfield
“Death is Coming” by Helltrain

It is in the heart
It is in the veins
Slight little reminder to speak out that death remains
It is the soul
Coming straight out of hell
Lying pale on this deathbed screming through this shell

[Pre-Chorus]
It is close to midnight
Time to leave the shores
Getting down on my knees
Start screaming, come hail the dark lord

[Chorus]
Death is coming
Take it in
Spit it out
Feel it´s jaws
Death is coming
Time is closing in
Gotta ride it out for the dark lord

Death is coming
Take it in
Spit it out
Feel it´s jaws
Death is coming
Time is closing in
Gotta ride it out for the dark lord

It is in the core
Deep within the soul
So wide awake but now this life is cold
It is in the heart
It is in the veins
Slight little reminder to speak out that death remains

[Chorus]

[Pre-Chorus]
It is close to midnight
Time to leave the shores
Getting down on my knees
Start screaming, come hail the dark lord

[Chorus]
Death is coming
Take it in
Spit it out
Feel it´s jaws
Death is coming
Time is closing in
Gotta ride it out for the dark lord

Death is coming
Take it in
Spit it out
Feel it´s jaws
Death is coming
Time is closing in
Gotta ride it out for the dark lord

Death is coming
Oh
Death is coming
Death is coming
Death is coming

https://youtu.be/vnrNXDP-jrs

“Alternative” Lyrics 572

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Vladimir Putin; Russia
“I’ve Been Working on the Railroad” by Various

I’ve been working on the railroad
All the livelong day
I’ve been working on the railroad
Just to pass the time away

Can’t you hear the whistle blowing
Rise up so early in the morn
Can’t you hear the captain shouting
Dinah, blow your horn

Dinah, won’t you blow
Dinah, won’t you blow
Dinah, won’t you blow your horn
Dinah, won’t you blow
Dinah, won’t you blow
Dinah, won’t you blow your horn

Someone’s in the kitchen with Dinah
Someone’s in the kitchen I know
Someone’s in the kitchen with Dinah
Strumming on the old banjo, and singing

Fie, fi, fiddly i o
Fie, fi, fiddly i o
Fie, fi, fiddly i o
Strumming on the old banjo

https://youtu.be/AAI6wjXEV6g

“Alternative” Lyrics 571

Topic: Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Former Members of Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Donald J. Trump’s Campaign Team; Donald J. Trump’s Transition Team; Republicans; Republican Party; Donald J. Trump
“One Jump Ahead” by Brad Kane from Aladdin

Gotta keep
One jump ahead of the breadline
One swing ahead of the sword
I steal only what I can’t afford

That’s everything

One jump ahead of the lawmen
That’s all, and that’s no joke
These guys don’t appreciate I’m broke

(Riffraff)

(Street rat)

(Soundrel)

(Take that)

Just a little snack, guys

(Rip him open, take it back, guys)

I can take a hint, gotta face the facts
You’re my only friend, Abu!

Who?
Oh it’s that Aladdin’s hit the bottom
He’s become a one-man rise in crime
I’d blame parents except he hasn’t got ’em

Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat
Tell you all about it when I got the time!

One jump ahead of the slowpokes
One skip ahead of my doom
Next time gonna use a nom de plume

One jump ahead of the hitmen
One hit ahead of the flock
I think I’ll take a stroll around the block

(Stop, thief)

(Vandal)

(Outrage)

(Scandal)

Let’s not be too hasty

(Still I think he’s rather tasty)

Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat
Otherwise we’d get along

(Wrong)

One jump ahead of the hoofbeats

(Vandal)

One hop ahead of the hump

(Street rat)

One trick ahead of disaster

(Scoundrel)

They’re quick, but I’m much faster

(Take that)

Here goes
Better throw my hand in
Wish me happy landin’
All I gotta do is jump