“Alternative” Lyrics 571

Topic: Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Former Members of Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Donald J. Trump’s Campaign Team; Donald J. Trump’s Transition Team; Republicans; Republican Party; Donald J. Trump
“One Jump Ahead” by Brad Kane from Aladdin

Gotta keep
One jump ahead of the breadline
One swing ahead of the sword
I steal only what I can’t afford

That’s everything

One jump ahead of the lawmen
That’s all, and that’s no joke
These guys don’t appreciate I’m broke

(Riffraff)

(Street rat)

(Soundrel)

(Take that)

Just a little snack, guys

(Rip him open, take it back, guys)

I can take a hint, gotta face the facts
You’re my only friend, Abu!

Who?
Oh it’s that Aladdin’s hit the bottom
He’s become a one-man rise in crime
I’d blame parents except he hasn’t got ’em

Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat
Tell you all about it when I got the time!

One jump ahead of the slowpokes
One skip ahead of my doom
Next time gonna use a nom de plume

One jump ahead of the hitmen
One hit ahead of the flock
I think I’ll take a stroll around the block

(Stop, thief)

(Vandal)

(Outrage)

(Scandal)

Let’s not be too hasty

(Still I think he’s rather tasty)

Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat
Otherwise we’d get along

(Wrong)

One jump ahead of the hoofbeats

(Vandal)

One hop ahead of the hump

(Street rat)

One trick ahead of disaster

(Scoundrel)

They’re quick, but I’m much faster

(Take that)

Here goes
Better throw my hand in
Wish me happy landin’
All I gotta do is jump

“Alternative” Lyrics 567

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Republicans; Republican Party; Donald J. Trump’s Base
“Redneck Yacht Club” by Craig Morgan

I’m meetin’ my buddies out on the lake
We’re headed out to a special place
We love
That just a few folks know
There’s no signin’ up
no monthly dues
Take your Johnson
Your Mercury
Or your Evinrude
And fire it up
Meet us out at party cove

Come on in the waters fine
Just idle on over
And toss us a line

Basstrackers, Bayliners and a party barge
Strung together like a floatin’ trailer park
Anchored out and gettin’ loud all summer long
Side by side there’s five houseboat front porches
Astroturf, lawn chairs and tiki torches
Regular joes, rockin’ the boat that’s us
The Redneck Yacht Club

Bermuda’s, flip-flops and a tank top tan
He popped his first top at 10 a.m.,
That’s Bob
He’s our president
We’re checkin’ out the girls on the upper deck
Rubbin’ in the 15 S-P-F
Its hot
Everybody’s jumpin’ in

Later on when the sun goes down
We’ll pull out the jar and that old guitar
And pass ’em around

Basstrackers, Bayliners and a party barge
Strung together like a floatin’ trailer park
Anchored out and gettin’ loud all summer long
Side by side there’s five houseboat front porches
Astroturf, lawn chairs and tiki torches
Regular joes, rockin’ the boat that’s us
The Redneck Yacht Club

When the party’s over and we’re all alone
We’ll be makin’ waves in a no wake zone

Basstrackers, Bayliners and a party barge,
Strung together like a floatin’ trailer park
Anchored out and gettin’ loud all summer long
Side by side there’s five houseboat front porches
Astroturf, lawn chairs and tiki torches
Regular joes, rockin’ the boat that’s us
The Redneck Yacht Club

Redneck Yacht Club

Redneck Yacht Club

“Alternative” Lyrics 556

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Donald J. Trump’s Base
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump’s Wives; Mistresses; Porn Stars; Rape Victims
“I Am the Walrus” by the Beatles

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly
I’m crying

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come

Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob

Mister City Policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run
I’m crying, I’m crying
I’m crying, I’m crying

Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog’s eye
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess
Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun
If the sun don’t come, you get a tan
From standing in the English rain
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob g’goo goo g’joob

Expert textpert choking smokers
Don’t you think the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty
See how they snide
I’m crying

Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob g’goo goo g’joob
Goo goo g’joob g’goo goo g’joob g’goo

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“Alternative” Lyrics 542

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Donald J. Trump’s Base
“The Lights Went Out in Georgia” by Vicki Lawrence

He was on his way home from Candletop
Been two weeks gone and he’d thought he’d stop at Webb’s
And have him a drink before he went home to her

Andy Wolloe said hello
And he said, “Hi, what’s doing, Wo?”
Said, “Sit down, I got some bad news, it’s gonna hurt.”

He said, “I’m your best friend and you know that’s right
But your young bride ain’t home tonight
Since you been gone, she’s been seeing that Amos boy, Seth.”

Well, he got mad and he saw red
And Andy said, “Boy, don’t you lose your head
Cause to tell you the truth, I’ve been with her myself.”

That’s the night that the lights went out in Georgia
That’s the night that they hung an innocent man
Well, don’t trust your soul to no backwoods southern lawyer
Cause the judge in the town’s got bloodstains on his hands

Well, Andy got scared and left the bar
Walking on home, cause he didn’t live far
See, Andy didn’t have many friends
And he just lost him one

Brother thought his wife musta left town
So he went home and finally found
The only thing Papa had left him and that was a gun

Then he went off to Andy’s house
Slippin’ through the backwoods, quiet as a mouse
Came upon some tracks too small for Andy to make
He looked through the screen at the back porch door
And he saw Andy lying on the floor
In a puddle of blood and he started to shake

Well, the Georgia patrol was making their rounds
So he fired a shot just to flag them down
And a big-bellied sheriff grabbed his gun
And said “Why’d you do it?”

Well, the judge said guilty in a make-believe trial
Slapped the sheriff on the back with a smile
Said, “Supper’s waitin’ at home and I gotta get to it.”

That’s the night that the lights went out in Georgia
That’s the night that they hung an innocent man
Well, don’t trust your soul to no backwoods southern lawyer
Cause the judge in the town’s got bloodstains on his hands

Well, they hung my brother before I could say
The tracks he saw while on his way
To Andy’s house and back that night were mine
And his cheating wife had never left town
And that’s one body that’ll never be found
See, little sister don’t miss when she aims her gun

That’s the night that the lights went out in Georgia, whoa-oh
That’s the night that they hung an innocent man, uh-huh
Well, don’t trust your soul to no backwoods, southern lawyer
Cause the judge in the town’s got bloodstains on his hands

Oh, that’s the night that the lights went out in Georgia

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