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Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Politicians; Donald J. Trump’s Base
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Vladimir Putin
Tertiary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Wives; Mistresses; Porn Stars
“Lie” by Tracy Lawrence

I heard you saw her last night
At that dive down in Jamestown
I haven’t seen her since the 4th of July
Did you get a chance to talk, did she mention me at all?

Was she there alone or with some other guy?

Well, I’m dying to know
But I’m scared of the truth
So before you say a word
Consider what this heart’s been through

And lie, don’t tell me that she looks amazing
Just lie, if she’s with someone else I just can’t take it
Tell me she looks sad and lonely
Tell me she’s been missing me like crazy
Yeah, just look me in the eye and lie

Was she over by the jukebox?
Playing songs we used to dance to?
Staring at the door, sipping makers on the rocks
Did she ask you where I’ve been?
Was she hoping I’d walk in?
Just take her by the hand
And pick up right where we left off

Well, I know she’s moving on and it’s killing me to see
And the words you want to say are strong enough to be the death of me

So lie, don’t tell me that she looks amazing
Just lie, if she’s with someone else I just can’t take it
Tell me she looks sad and lonely
Tell me she’s been missing me like crazy
Yeah, just look me in the eye and lie

‘Cause I can’t throw away the dreams we’ve shared
I’ve tried reaching out, but she don’t care
It’s pretty clear that I ain’t ready to let go

So lie, don’t tell me that she looked amazing
Just lie, if she’s with someone else
Then lie, don’t tell me that she looks amazing
Just Lie, if she’s with someone else, I just can’t take it
Tell me she looks sad and lonely
Tell me she’s been missing me like crazy
Yeah, just look me in the eye, then lie
Then lie

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Special Dedication 5

Sometimes you should keep your nose out of other people’s business, because you never know when the world will move on and want to leave you behind.

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Topic: Vladimir Putin; Cambridge Analytica; Facebook; Republicans; Republican Party; Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Campaign Team
“Monster Mash” by Bobby Pickett & the Crypt Kickers

I was working in the lab late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my monster from his slab began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise

He did the mash
He did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
He did the mash
It caught on in a flash
He did the mash
He did the monster mash

From my laboratory in the castle east
To the master bedroom where the vampires feast
The ghouls all came from their humble abodes
To get a jolt from my electrodes

They did the mash
They did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
They did the mash
It caught on in a flash
They did the mash
They did the monster mash

The zombies were having fun
The party had just begun
The guests included Wolf Man
Dracula and his son

The scene was rockin’, all were digging the sounds
Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds
The coffin-bangers were about to arrive
With their vocal group, “The Crypt-Kicker Five”

They played the mash
They played the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
They played the mash
It caught on in a flash
They played the mash
They played the monster mash

Out from his coffin, Drac’s voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He opened the lid and shook his fist
And said, “Whatever happened to my Transylvania twist?”

It’s now the mash
It’s now the monster mash
The monster mash
And it’s a graveyard smash
It’s now the mash
It’s caught on in a flash
It’s now the mash
It’s now the monster mash

Now everything’s cool, Drac’s a part of the band
And my monster mash is the hit of the land
For you, the living, this mash was meant too
When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you

Then you can mash
Then you can monster mash
The monster mash
And do my graveyard smash
Then you can mash
You’ll catch on in a flash
Then you can mash
Then you can monster mash

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Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Wives; Mistresses; Porn Stars; Trump Family; Republicans; Republican Party; Donald J. Trump’s Base; Donald J. Trump’s Campaign Team; Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Former Members of Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Facebook; Cambridge Analytica; Vladimir Putin
“The Farmer in the Dell” by Various

The farmer in the dell (2x)
Hi-ho, the derry-o
The farmer in the dell

The farmer takes the wife (2×)
Hi-ho, the derry-o…
The farmer takes the wife

The wife takes the child (2×)
Hi-ho, the derry-o…
The wife takes the child

The child takes the nurse (2×)
Hi-ho, the derry-o…
The child takes the nurse

The nurse takes the cow (2×)
Hi-ho, the derry-o…
The nurse takes the cow

The cow takes the pig (2x)
Hi-ho, the derry-o…
The bull takes the pig

The pig takes the dog (2×)
Hi-ho, the derry-o…
The cow takes the dog

The dog takes the cat (2×)
Hi-ho, the derry-o…
The dog takes the cat

The cat takes the mouse (or rat) (2×)
Hi-ho, the derry-o…
The cat takes the mouse(or rat)

The mouse (or rat) takes the cheese (2×)
Hi-ho, the derry-o…
The mouse (or rat) takes the cheese

The cheese stands alone (2×)
Hi-ho, the derry-o…
The cheese stands alone

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Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Donald J. Trump’s Base; Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Politicians; Resistance; Robert Mueller
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Wives; Mistresses; Porn Stars
“You Lie” by the Band Perry

It ain’t complicated
Well, I’ve grown to hate it
I never liked the taste of crow but baby I ate it
They tried to warn me

They said that you were ornery
So don’t bring me those big brown eyes and tell me that you’re sorry
Well you might as well throw gasoline on a fire
The way you lie

You lie like a priceless Persian rug on a rich man’s floor
And you lie like a cooped up dog basking in the sunshine on my porch
Well you lie like a penny in the parking lot at the grocery store
It just comes way too natural to you
The way you lie

That ain’t my perfume
I bet she had a curfew
You told me you were out with the boys and baby I believed you
So why you lookin’ so nervous
You know you’re gonna deserve this
I oughta kill you right now and do the whole wide world a service
Well my daddy’s gonna straighten you out like a piece of wire, like a piece of wire
The way you lie

You lie like the man with the slick black hair who sold me that Ford
And you lie like a pine tree in the back yard after last month’s storm
Well you lie like a penny in the parking lot at the grocery store
It just comes way too natural to you
The way you lie

Well, I’ll tell you what I’m gonna do
I’m gonna drive until the big ol’ muddy river
I’m gonna park my car in the middle of the mile-long bridge
And then I’m gonna cry well maybe just a little
Then I’m gonna slip off the ring that you put on my finger
And give it a big ol’ fling and watch it sink
Down, down, down
There it’s gonna lie
Until the Lord comes back around

Because you lie like a priceless Persian rug on a rich man’s floor
You lie like a coondog basking in the sunshine on my porch
Well you lie like a penny in the parking lot at the grocery store
It just comes so dang natural to you
The way you lie
The way you lie
Well it’s what you do, it’s who you are

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