Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Campaign Team; Donald J. Trump’s Transition Team; Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Former Members of Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Donald J. Trump’s Lawyers; Trump Family; Republicans; Republican Party “Who Stole the Cookie from the Cookie Jar?” by Various
Accuser: Who stole/took the cookie/cookies from the cookie jar? (name of a child in the circle) stole/took the cookie/cookies from the cookie jar.
Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Donald J. Trump’s Lawyers; Republicans; Republican Party; Donald J. Trump’s Policies
“John Brown’s Baby” by Various
John Brown’s baby had a cold upon his chest
John Brown’s baby had a cold upon his chest
John Brown’s baby had a cold upon his chest
And they rubbed it with camphorated oil.
Verse 2: Omit word “baby” throughout and do motion
Verse 3: Omit “baby” and “cold” and do motions
Verse 4: Omit “baby”, “cold” and “chest” and do motions
Verse 5: Omit “baby”, “cold”, “chest” and “rubbed” and do motions
Verse 6: Omit “baby”, “cold”, “chest”, “rubbed” and “camphorated oil” and do motions
MOTIONS (not done on Verse 1):
baby – rock baby in arms
cold – sneeze
chest – slap chest
rubbed – rub chest
camphorated oil – hold nose and make a face
Topic: Donald J. Trump; Trump Family; Vladimir Putin; Russia; Donald J. Trump’s Campaign Team; Donald J. Trump’s Transition Team; Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Republicans; Republican Party; Fox News; Donald J. Trump’s Lawyers; Donald J. Trump’s Lawyers’ Lawyers; Nazis
Tiny Toon Adventures theme song by Cast from Tiny Toon Adventures
We’re tiny, we’re toony
We’re all a little looney
And in this cartoony
We’re invading your TV
We’re comic dispensers
We crack up all the censors
On Tiny Toon Adventures
Get a dose of comedy
So here’s Acme Acres
It’s a whole wide world apart
Our home sweet home, it stands alone
A cartoon work of art
The scripts were rejected
Expect the unexpected
On Tiny Toon Adventures
it’s about to start
They’re furry, they’re funny
They’re Babs and Buster Bunny
Montana Max has money
Elmyra is a pain
Here’s Hamton and Plucky
Dizzy Devil’s yucky
Furrball’s unlucky
and Go-Go is insane
At Acme Looniversity
We earn our toon degree
The teaching staff’s
Been getting laughs since 1933
We’re tiny, we’re toony
We’re all a little looney
It’s Tiny Toon Adventures
Come and join the fun.
Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Wives; Mistresses; Porn Stars; Rape Victims; Vladimir Putin
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Donald J. Trump’s Campaign Team; Donald J. Trump’s Lawyers; Israel; Qatar; Republican Party; Republicans; Russia; Saudi Arabia; Trump Family
Tertiary Topic: Donald J. Trump; North Korea
“Marry You” by Bruno Mars
It’s a beautiful night, we’re looking for something dumb to do
Hey baby, I think I wanna marry you
Is it the look in your eyes, or is it this dancing juice
Who cares baby, I think I wanna marry you
Well I know this little chapel on the boulevard
We can go
No one will know
Oh c’mon girl
Who cares if we’re trashed
Got a pocket full of cash we can blow
Shots of Patron
And it’s on girl
Don’t say no no no no no
Just say yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
And we’ll go go go go go
If you’re ready, like I’m ready
‘Cause it’s a beautiful night, we’re looking for something dumb to do
Hey baby, I think I wanna marry you
Is it the look in your eyes or is it this dancing juice
Who cares baby, I think I wanna marry you
Oh
I’ll go get a ring
Let the choir bell sing like ooh
So what you wanna do
Lets just run girl
If we wake up and you want to break up
That’s cool
No I won’t blame you
It was fun girl
Don’t say no no no no no
Just say yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
And we’ll go go go go go
If you’re ready, like I’m ready
‘Cause it’s a beautiful night, we’re looking for something dumb to do
Hey baby, I think I wanna marry you
Is it the look in your eyes, or is it this dancing juice
Who cares baby, I think I wanna marry you
Just say I do
Tell me right now baby
Tell me right now baby, baby
Just say I do
Tell me right now baby
Tell me right now baby, baby
Oh
It’s a beautiful night, we’re looking for something dumb to do
Hey baby, I think I wanna marry you
Is it the look in your eyes, or is it this dancing juice
Who cares baby, I think I wanna marry you
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