“Alternative” Lyrics 203

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Donald J. Trump’s Lawyers; Republicans; Republican Party; Donald J. Trump’s Policies
“John Brown’s Baby” by Various

John Brown’s baby had a cold upon his chest
John Brown’s baby had a cold upon his chest
John Brown’s baby had a cold upon his chest
And they rubbed it with camphorated oil.

Verse 2: Omit word “baby” throughout and do motion

Verse 3: Omit “baby” and “cold” and do motions

Verse 4: Omit “baby”, “cold” and “chest” and do motions

Verse 5: Omit “baby”, “cold”, “chest” and “rubbed” and do motions

Verse 6: Omit “baby”, “cold”, “chest”, “rubbed” and “camphorated oil” and do motions

MOTIONS (not done on Verse 1):

baby – rock baby in arms
cold – sneeze
chest – slap chest
rubbed – rub chest
camphorated oil – hold nose and make a face

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“Alternative” Lyrics 198

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Trump Family; Vladimir Putin; Russia; Donald J. Trump’s Campaign Team; Donald J. Trump’s Transition Team; Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Republicans; Republican Party; Fox News; Donald J. Trump’s Lawyers; Donald J. Trump’s Lawyers’ Lawyers; Nazis

Tiny Toon Adventures theme song by Cast from Tiny Toon Adventures

We’re tiny, we’re toony
We’re all a little looney
And in this cartoony
We’re invading your TV

We’re comic dispensers
We crack up all the censors
On Tiny Toon Adventures
Get a dose of comedy

So here’s Acme Acres
It’s a whole wide world apart
Our home sweet home, it stands alone
A cartoon work of art

The scripts were rejected
Expect the unexpected
On Tiny Toon Adventures
it’s about to start

They’re furry, they’re funny
They’re Babs and Buster Bunny
Montana Max has money
Elmyra is a pain

Here’s Hamton and Plucky
Dizzy Devil’s yucky
Furrball’s unlucky
and Go-Go is insane

At Acme Looniversity
We earn our toon degree
The teaching staff’s
Been getting laughs since 1933

We’re tiny, we’re toony
We’re all a little looney
It’s Tiny Toon Adventures
Come and join the fun.

And now our song is done!

“Alternative” Lyrics 188

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Rudy Giuliani; Donald J. Trump’s Lawyers
“Sour Grapes” by Scott Menville from Teen Titans Go

What’ya got there? Sour grapes!

You got a grip of sour grapes!

Oooh!

Those sour grapes!

You brought them sour grapes!

Sour grapes, sour grapes!

You got them SOUR GRAPES!

Oh sour grapes!

You brought us a grip of sour grapes!

Oh boo-hoo-hoo!

You got them sour grapes

(Sour grapes, sour grapes! He got them SOUR GRAPES!)

Oh yes you do!

You got them sour grapes!

(Sour grapes, sour grapes! Grip of SOUR GRAPES!)

Sour grapes, sour grapes!

“Alternative” Lyrics 186

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Wives; Mistresses; Porn Stars; Rape Victims; Vladimir Putin
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Donald J. Trump’s Campaign Team; Donald J. Trump’s Lawyers; Israel; Qatar; Republican Party; Republicans; Russia; Saudi Arabia; Trump Family
Tertiary Topic: Donald J. Trump; North Korea
“Marry You” by Bruno Mars

It’s a beautiful night, we’re looking for something dumb to do
Hey baby, I think I wanna marry you
Is it the look in your eyes, or is it this dancing juice
Who cares baby, I think I wanna marry you

Well I know this little chapel on the boulevard
We can go
No one will know
Oh c’mon girl

Who cares if we’re trashed
Got a pocket full of cash we can blow
Shots of Patron
And it’s on girl

Don’t say no no no no no
Just say yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
And we’ll go go go go go
If you’re ready, like I’m ready

‘Cause it’s a beautiful night, we’re looking for something dumb to do
Hey baby, I think I wanna marry you
Is it the look in your eyes or is it this dancing juice
Who cares baby, I think I wanna marry you

Oh
I’ll go get a ring
Let the choir bell sing like ooh
So what you wanna do
Lets just run girl
If we wake up and you want to break up
That’s cool
No I won’t blame you
It was fun girl

Don’t say no no no no no
Just say yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
And we’ll go go go go go
If you’re ready, like I’m ready

‘Cause it’s a beautiful night, we’re looking for something dumb to do
Hey baby, I think I wanna marry you
Is it the look in your eyes, or is it this dancing juice
Who cares baby, I think I wanna marry you

Just say I do
Tell me right now baby
Tell me right now baby, baby
Just say I do
Tell me right now baby
Tell me right now baby, baby

Oh
It’s a beautiful night, we’re looking for something dumb to do
Hey baby, I think I wanna marry you
Is it the look in your eyes, or is it this dancing juice
Who cares baby, I think I wanna marry you

“Alternative” Lyrics 185

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Campaign Team; Donald J. Trump’s Transition Team; Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Donald J. Trump’s Lawyers; Trump Family; Russia; Saudi Arabia; Israel; Qatar; Republicans; Republican Party; Vladimir Putin
“Teddy Bears’ Picnic” by Various

If you go down in the woods today
You’re sure of a big surprise
If you go down in the woods today
You’d better go in disguise!

For every bear that ever there was
Will gather there for certain
Because today’s the day the
Teddy Bears have their picnic

Picnic time for Teddy Bears
The little Teddy Bears are having
A lovely time today
Watch them, catch them unawares
And see them picnic on their holiday

See them gaily gad about
They love to play and shout
They never have any cares
At six o’clock their Mommies and Daddies
Will take them home to bed
Because they’re tired little Teddy Bears

Every Teddy Bear who’s been good
Is sure of a treat today
There’s lots of marvelous things to eat
And wonderful games to play

Beneath the trees where nobody sees
They’ll hide and seek as long as they please
‘Cause that’s the way the
Teddy Bears have their picnic

Picnic time for Teddy Bears
The little Teddy Bears are having
A lovely time today
Watch them, catch them unawares
And see them picnic on their holiday

See them gaily gad about
They love to play and shout
They never have any cares
At six o’clock their Mommies and Daddies
Will take them home to bed
Because they’re tired little Teddy Bears
Because they’re tired little Teddy Bears

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