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Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Campaign Team; Donald J. Trump’s Transition Team; Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Donald J. Trump’s Lawyers; Trump Family; Russia; Saudi Arabia; Israel; Qatar; Republicans; Republican Party; Vladimir Putin
“Teddy Bears’ Picnic” by Various

If you go down in the woods today
You’re sure of a big surprise
If you go down in the woods today
You’d better go in disguise!

For every bear that ever there was
Will gather there for certain
Because today’s the day the
Teddy Bears have their picnic

Picnic time for Teddy Bears
The little Teddy Bears are having
A lovely time today
Watch them, catch them unawares
And see them picnic on their holiday

See them gaily gad about
They love to play and shout
They never have any cares
At six o’clock their Mommies and Daddies
Will take them home to bed
Because they’re tired little Teddy Bears

Every Teddy Bear who’s been good
Is sure of a treat today
There’s lots of marvelous things to eat
And wonderful games to play

Beneath the trees where nobody sees
They’ll hide and seek as long as they please
‘Cause that’s the way the
Teddy Bears have their picnic

Picnic time for Teddy Bears
The little Teddy Bears are having
A lovely time today
Watch them, catch them unawares
And see them picnic on their holiday

See them gaily gad about
They love to play and shout
They never have any cares
At six o’clock their Mommies and Daddies
Will take them home to bed
Because they’re tired little Teddy Bears
Because they’re tired little Teddy Bears

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Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Campaign Team; Donald J. Trump’s Lawyers; Russia; Saudi Arabia; United Arab Emirates; Israel
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Wives; Mistresses; Porn Stars; Rape Victims
“Take It Down Low” by Hynden Walch from Teen Titans Go!

Starfire:

Baby, take me to the bottom where the frequency low,

Make me feel the bass drum from that

Together:

808… YO!

Starfire:

Drop me with that beat,

(Yeah)

Rock it phat, indeed,

(Yeah)

Pull me down onto the floor.

Take it down low

(Echo: low, low )

The Fish:

We got the same big heart,

It pumpin’, beatin’ hard,

Don’t even have to know ya,

We from the same, yeah

Starfire:

I like it on the down low

(Yeah)

Nothing to talk about.

The Fish:

So turn that mouth off, baby,

And bust the beats out.

Starfire:

I like the radio blastin’,

Feeling fantastic,

I’d dance all night if I could.

Make that sub-sonic boom,

And shake every room in every joint in the hood.

And let that bottom beat thump

That booty be bumpin’

Like you were dreaming it would.

Everybody watching me movin’

Haters keep on droolin’

Yeah, they all be provin’ they just wish they could

Take it down low!

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Topic: Robert Mueller; Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Administration: Donald J. Trump’s Campaign Team; Donald J. Trump’s Lawyers; Donald J. Trump’s Lawyers’ Lawyers; Trump Family; Republicans; Republican Party; Vladimir Putin; Russia
“One Way or Another” by Blondie

One way or another I’m gonna find ya
I’m gonna getcha, getcha, getcha, getcha
One way or another I’m gonna win ya
I’m gonna getcha, getcha, getcha, getcha

One way or another I’m gonna see ya
I’m gonna meet ya, meet ya, meet ya, meet ya
One day, maybe next week, I’m gonna meet ya
I’m gonna meet ya, I’m meet ya

I will drive past your house
And if the lights are all down
I’ll see who’s around

One way or another I’m gonna find ya
I’m gonna getcha, getcha, getcha, getcha
One way or another I’m gonna win ya
I’ll getcha, I’ll getcha

One way or another I’m gonna see ya
I’m gonna meet ya, meet ya, meet ya, meet ya
One day, maybe next week, I’m gonna meet ya
I’ll meet ya, yeah

And if the lights are all out
I’ll follow your bus downtown
See who’s hangin’ around

One way or another I’m gonna lose ya
I’m gonna give you the slip
A slip of the hip or another, I’m gonna lose ya
I’m gonna trick ya, I’ll trick ya

One way or another I’m gonna lose ya
I’m gonna trick ya, trick ya, trick ya, trick ya
One way or another I’m gonna lose ya
I’m gonna give you the slip

I’ll walk down the mall, stand over by the wall
Where I can see it all, find out who you call
Lead you to the supermarket
Check out some specials and rat food, get lost in the crowd

One way or another I’m gonna getcha
I’ll getcha, I’ll getcha, getcha, getcha, getcha
(Where I can see it all, find out who you call)

One way or another I’m gonna getcha
I’ll getcha, I’ll getcha, getcha, getcha, getcha
(Where I can see it all, find out who you call)

One way or another I’m gonna getcha
I’ll getcha, I’ll getcha, getcha, getcha, getcha
(Where I can see it all, find out who you call)

One way or another I’m gonna getcha
I’ll getcha, I’ll getcha, getcha, getcha, getcha
(Where I can see it all, find out who you call)

One way or another I’m gonna getcha
I’ll getcha, I’ll getcha, getcha, getcha, getcha

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Topic: Resistance
Auxiliary Topic: Outraged Masses; Murder Victimes; Mass Shootings; Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party;
Tertiary Topic: Stormy Daniels/Stephanie Gregory Clifford; Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Lawyers
“Roar” by Katy Perry

I used to bite my tongue and hold my breath
Scared to rock the boat and make a mess
So I sat quietly, agreed politely
I guess that I forgot I had a choice

I let you push me past the breaking point
I stood for nothing, so I fell for everything

You held me down, but I got up (hey!)
Already brushing off the dust
You hear my voice, your hear that sound
Like thunder, gonna shake the ground
You held me down, but I got up
Get ready ’cause I had enough
I see it all, I see it now

I got the eye of the tiger, a fighter
Dancing through the fire
‘Cause I am a champion, and you’re gonna hear me roar
Louder, louder than a lion
‘Cause I am a champion, and you’re gonna hear me roar!

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
You’re gonna hear me roar!

Now I’m floating like a butterfly
Stinging like a bee I earned my stripes
I went from zero, to my own hero

You held me down, but I got up (hey!)
Already brushing off the dust
You hear my voice, your hear that sound
Like thunder, gonna shake the ground
You held me down, but I got up
Get ready ’cause I’ve had enough
I see it all, I see it now

I got the eye of the tiger, a fighter
Dancing through the fire
‘Cause I am a champion, and you’re gonna hear me roar
Louder, louder than a lion
‘Cause I am a champion, and you’re gonna hear me roar!

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
You’re gonna hear me roar!

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
You’re gonna hear me roar!

Roar, roar, roar, roar, roar!

I got the eye of the tiger, a fighter
Dancing through the fire
‘Cause I am a champion, and you’re gonna hear me roar
Louder, louder than a lion
‘Cause I am a champion, and you’re gonna hear me roar!

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
You’re gonna hear me roar!

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
You’re gonna hear me roar!

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Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Campaign Team; Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Donald J. Trump’s Lawyers; Former Members of Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Donald J. Trump’s Base; Republicans; Republican Party
Auxiliary Topic: United States of America; Russia
Tertiary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Mike Pence; Republicans; Pro-life Advocates
Quaternary Topic: Mass Shootings; Children
Quinary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Mass Murderers
Senary Topic: Environment; Economy
Septenary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Vladimir Putin
“Star Trekkin'” by Unknown; originally preformed by the Firm

Star Trekkin’ across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin’ across the universe,
Boldly going forward ‘cuz we can’t find reverse.

Lt. Uhura, report.
There’s Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow,
There’s Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim.

Analysis, Mr. Spock
It’s life Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
It’s life Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.

There’s Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow,
There’s Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim.

Star Trekkin’ across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin’ across the universe,
Boldly going forward, still can’t find reverse.

Medical update, Dr. McCoy.
It’s worse than that he’s dead Jim, dead Jim, dead Jim;
it’s worse than that he’s dead Jim, dead Jim, dead.

It’s life Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
It’s life Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.

There’s Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow,
There’s Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim.

Starship Captain, James T. Kirk:
Ah! We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill;
We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, men.

It’s worse than that he’s dead Jim, dead Jim, dead Jim;
It’s worse than that he’s dead Jim, dead Jim, dead.

Well, It’s life Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
It’s life Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.

There’s Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow,
There’s Klingons on the starboard bow, scrape ’em off, Jim.

Star Trekkin’ across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin’ across the universe,
Boldly going forward, and things are getting worse!

Engine Room, Mr. Scott:
Ye canna change the laws of physics, laws of physics, laws of physics;
Ye canna change the laws of physics, laws of physics, Jim.

Ah! We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill;
We come in peace, shoot to kill; Scotty beam me up!

It’s worse than that he’s dead Jim, dead Jim, dead Jim;
It’s worse than that, he’s dead Jim, dead Jim, dead.

Well, it’s life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
It’s life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.

There’s Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
There’s Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow ahhhhh!

Ye canna change the script Jim.
Och, #!& Jimmy.

It’s worse than that it’s physics, Jim.

Bridge to engine room, warp factor 9.

Och, if I give it any more she’ll blow, Cap’n!

Star Trekkin’ across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin’ across the universe,
Boldly going forward, ‘cuz we can’t find reverse.

Star Trekkin’ across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin’ across the universe,
Boldly going forward, still can’t find reverse.

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