“Alternative” Lyrics 464

Topic: Devin Nunez; Mitch McConnell; Republicans; Republican Party; Donald J. Trump
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Vladimir Putin; Russia
“My Guy” by Mary Wells

Nothing you could say can tear me away from my guy
Nothing you could do ’cause I’m stuck like glue to my guy
I’m sticking to my guy, like a stamp to a letter
Like birds of a feather, we, stick together

I’m telling you from the start, I can’t be torn apart from my guy

Nothing you could do, could make me be untrue to my guy
Nothing you could buy could make me tell a lie to my guy
I gave my guy, my word of honor, to be faithful, and I’m gonna
You’d better be believing, I won’t be deceiving my guy

As a matter of opinion, I think he’s tops
My opinion is he’s the cream of the crop
As a matter of taste to be exact
He’s my ideal, as a matter of fact

No muscle bound man could take my hand from my guy
No handsome face could ever take the place of my guy
He may not be a movie star but when it comes to being happy, we are
There’s not a man today who can take me away from my guy

No muscle bound man could take my hand from my guy
No handsome face could ever take the place of my guy
He may not be a movie star but when it comes to being happy, we are
There’s not a man today who could take me away from my guy
There’s not a man today who could take me away from my guy
There’s not a man today who could take me away from my guy

https://youtu.be/4WT7nBGX5eU

“Alternative” Lyrics 463

Topic: Donald J. Trump
“Suicide is Painless” by Johnny Mandel from M*A*S*H

Through early morning fog I see
Visions of the things to be
The pains that are withheld for me
I realize and I can see

That suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it if I please

The game of life is hard to play
I’m gonna lose it anyway
The losing card I’ll someday lay
So this is all I have to say

Suicide is painless (suicide)
It brings on many changes (changes)
And I can take or leave it if I please

The sword of time will pierce our skins
It doesn’t hurt when it begins
But as it works its way on in
The pain grows stronger
Watch it grin

Suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it if I please

A brave man once requested me
To answer questions that are key
Is it to be or not to be
And I replied oh why ask me?

Suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it if I please

And you can do the same thing if you please

“Alternative” Lyrics 462

Topic: Donald J. Trump
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Donald J. Trump’s Base
“Hush, Little Baby” by Various

Hush, little Baby, don’t say a word,
Mama’s gonna buy you a Mockingbird.

And if that mockingbird don’t sing,
Mama’s gonna buy you a diamond ring.

And if that diamond ring turns brass,
Mama’s gonna buy you a looking glass.

And if that looking glass gets broke,
Mama’s gonna buy you a billy goat,

And if that billy goat get cross,
Mama’s gonna buy you a rocking horse.

And if that rocking horse turns over,
Mama’s gonna buy you a dog named Rover.

And if that dog named Rover won’t bark,
Mama’s gonna buy you a horse and a cart.

And if that horse and cart fall down,
You’ll still be the sweetest little baby in town.

https://youtu.be/pCpskRXY2uw

“Alternative” Lyrics 461

Topic: Resistance; Donald J. Trump
“Beer for My Horses” by Toby Keith feat. Willie Nelson

Well a man come on the 6 o’clock news
Said somebody’s been shot, somebody’s been abused
Somebody blew up a building, somebody stole a car
Somebody got away, somebody didn’t get too far yeah

They didn’t get too far

Grandpappy told my pappy, back in my day, son
A man had to answer for the wicked that he done
Take all the rope in Texas find a tall oak tree,
Round up all them bad boys hang them high in the street
For all the people to see

That justice is the one thing you should always find
You got to saddle up your boys, you got to draw a hard line
When the gun smoke settles we’ll sing a victory tune
And we’ll all meet back at the local saloon
We’ll raise up our glasses against evil forces singing
Whiskey for my men, beer for my horses

We got too many gangsters doing dirty deeds
Too much corruption, and crime in the streets
It’s time the long arm of the law put a few more in the ground
Send ’em all to their maker and he’ll settle ’em down
You can bet he’ll set ’em down

‘Cause justice is the one thing you should always find
You got to saddle up your boys, you got to draw a hard line
When the gun smoke settles we’ll sing a victory tune
We’ll all meet back at the local saloon
And we’ll raise up our glasses against evil forces singing
Whiskey for my men, beer for my horses
Whiskey for my men, beer for my horses

You know justice is the one thing you should always find
You got to saddle up your boys, you got to draw a hard line
When the gun smoke settles we’ll sing a victory tune
And we’ll all meet back at the local saloon
And we’ll raise up our glasses against evil forces singing
Whiskey for my men, beer for my horses
Singing whiskey for my men, beer for my horses

https://youtu.be/o1JOFhfoAD4

Phony President

With Mr. Trump’s declaration that he will not honor his oath of office, you should contact your members of congress to have him removed from office. If you want help as to what to say, you make use what I did:

Dear Legislator:
With Mr. Donald J. Trump declaration of Article I, Section 9, Clause 8 of the U.S. Constitution as “phony,” he has demonstrated undisputable evidence that he cannot nor will not honor his oath of office to “faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of [his] Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.” Having stated he will not follow the supreme law of the country, he much be impeached and removed from office immediately.

Phony President

“Alternative” Lyrics 460

Topic: Republicans; Republican Party; Donald J. Trump’s Base
“Which Backstreet Boy Is Gay” by the Z100 Morning Zoo

Yeah
We are on fire
We have desires
But one is that way
One backstreet boy is gay
But we don’t want to be mean
Since now he’s a queen
Don’t ask please
Which backstreet boy is gay?

Tell me who
Ain’t saying that it’s A.J
Tell me who ain’t saying that its Howie
Tell me who
I never wanna hear you say
Which backstreet boy is gay?

Now I can see him
He’s in women’s clothes
But he don’t need an IUD yeh
He likes Village People
He’s playing croquet
His dog is a Pekinese

He is on fire
His back perspires
Won’t say
(Won’t say)
(Won’t say)
WHO’S GAY

He’s always saying
Ain’t nothing but a buttache
Ain’t nothing but a fruitcake
I never wanna hear you say
(Never wanna hear you say)
Which one of us is gay?

Tell me who?
Ain’t saying that it’s Brian
(Woah)
Tell me who
Ain’t saying Nick or Kevin
Tell me who
He’s making up a soufflé
Which backstreet boy is gay?

Ok we’re all gay!

“Alternative” Lyrics 459

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Donald J. Trump’s Base
“I Want It That Way” by Backstreet Boys

Yeah
You are my fire
The one desire
Believe when I say

I want it that way

But we are two worlds apart
Can’t reach to your heart
When you say
That I want it that way

Tell me why
Ain’t nothin’ but a heartache
Tell me why
Ain’t nothin’ but a mistake
Tell me why
I never want to hear you say
I want it that way

Am I, your fire?
Your one, desire
Yes I know, it’s too late
But I want it that way

Tell me why
Ain’t nothin’ but a heartache
Tell me why
Ain’t nothin’ but a mistake
Tell me why,
I never want to hear you say
I want it that way

Now I can see that we’ve fallen apart
From the way that it used to be, yeah
No matter the distance
I want you to know
That deep down inside of me

You are my fire
The one desire
You are (you are, you are, you are)

Don’t want to hear you say
Ain’t nothin’ but a heartache
Ain’t nothin’ but a mistake
(Don’t want to hear you say)
I never want to hear you say
I want it that way

Tell me why
Ain’t nothin’ but a heartache
Tell me why
Ain’t nothin’ but a mistake
Tell me why
I never want to hear you say
I want it that way

Tell me why
Ain’t nothin’ but a heartache
Ain’t nothin’ but a mistake
Tell me why
I never want to hear you say
(Never want to hear you say it)
I want it that way

‘Cause I want it that way

https://youtu.be/4fndeDfaWCg

Extortion and Embezzlement

In revelation of the news today that US aid was embezzled for use as extortion against the government of Ukraine to coerce the country into digging up dirt on people Mr. Trump fears, you probably are finding yourself wanting to write your members of congress about crimes Mr. Trump is known to have committed. If you need help with what to say, you may use what I have to say as the basis for what you tell your members.

Dear Legislator:
With Mr. Mick Mulvaney’s admission that U.S. aid was withheld from Ukraine until it agreed to Mr. Donald J. Trump’s demand to investigate persons he wanted compromising material on, Mr. Trump has violated Title 18 Chapter 41 § 872 of the US criminal code. And by the very nature of the use of funds designated as aid to Ukraine by Congress as a means to extort officials from the country into investigating people at his behest, Mr. Trump, he is also fully in violation of Title 18 Chapter 31 § 654 of the US criminal code. With the amount of funds embezzled by Mr. Trump being almost $400 million for use for extortion, there is no dispute these offenses fall under the definition of high crimes in the United States of America. The only remedy for these crimes is the prompt impeachment, conviction, and removal of Mr. Trump from the office of the White House and ban from ever holding any federal office of public trust again. His complete betrayals of the United States and the office of the president cannot be allowed to continue.

Extortion and Embezzlement

“Alternative” Lyrics 458

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Republicans; Republican Party; White Supremacists
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Vladimir Putin; Russia; Volodymyr Zelenskiy; Ukraine; Scott Morrison; Australia; Xi Jinping; China
“Sold (The Grundy County Auction Incident)” by John Michael Montgomery

Well I went down to the Grundy County Auction
Where I saw something I just had to have
My mind told me I should proceed with caution
But my heart said: “Go ahead and make a bid on that”

And I said
“Hey pretty lady won’t you give me a sign?
I’d give anything to make you mine o’ mine
I’ll do your biddin’ and be at your beg and call
Yeah, I’ve never seen anyone lookin’ so fine
Man I gotta have her she’s a one of a kind
I’m going once, going twice, I’m sold

To the lady in the second row
She’s an eight, she’s a nine, she’s a ten, I know
She’s got ruby red lips, blonde hair, blue eyes
And I’m about to bid my heart goodbye

Well the auctioneer was going about a mile a minute
He was takin’ bids and callin’ them out loud
And I guess I was really gettin’ in it
Cause I just shouted out above the crowd

And I said
“Hey pretty lady won’t you give me a sign?
I’d give anything to make you mine o’ mine
I’ll do your biddin’ and be at your beg and call
Yeah, I’ve never seen anyone lookin’ so fine
Man I gotta have her she’s a one of a kind
I’m goin’ once, going twice, I’m sold

To the lady in the long black dress
Cause she won my heart it was no contest
With her ruby red lips, blonde hair, blue eyes
Well I’m about to bid my heart goodbye

Yeah, we found love on the auction block
And I hauled her heart away
And we still love and laugh about the way we met that day

When I said
“Hey pretty lady won’t you give me a sign?
I’d give anything to make you mine o’ mine
I’ll do your biddin’ and be at your beg and call
Yeah, I’ve never seen anyone lookin’ so fine
Man I gotta have her she’s a one of a kind
I’m going once, going twice, I’m sold

To the lady in the second row
She’s an eight, she’s a nine, she’s a ten I know
She’s got ruby red lips, blonde hair, blue eyes
And I’m about to bid my heart goodbye

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