Month: March 2019

“Alternative” Lyrics 357

Topic: Donald J. Trump’s Base
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump
“TV Party” by Black Flag

[Intro]
TV party tonight!
TV party tonight!
TV party tonight!
TV party tonight!

[Verse]
We’re gonna have a TV party tonight (Alright!)
We’re gonna have a TV party alright (Tonight!)

[Chorus]
We’ve got nothing better to do
Than watch TV and have a couple of brews

[Verse]
Everybody’s gonna hang out here tonight (Alright!)
We’ll pass out on the couch alright (Tonight!)

[Chorus]
We’ve got nothing better to do
Than watch TV and have a couple of brews

[Bridge]
Don’t talk about anything else
We don’t wanna know
We’re dedicated
To our favorite shows

That’s Incredible!
Hill Street Blues!
Dallas!
Fridays!

[Verse]
We sit glued to the TV set all night (And every night!)
Why go into the outside world at all? (It’s such a fright!)

[Chorus]
We’ve got nothing better to do
Than watch TV and have a couple of brews

[Verse]
TV news shows what it’s really like out there (It’s a scare!)
You can go out if you want (We wouldn’t dare!)

[Chorus]
We’ve got nothing better to do
Than watch TV and have a couple of brews

[Bridge]
Don’t talk about anything else
We don’t wanna know
We’re dedicated
To our favorite shows

Saturday Night Live!
Monday Night Football!
Jeffersons!
Vega$!

[Verse]
I wouldn’t be without my TV for a day (Or even a minute!)
I don’t even bother to use my brain anymore (There’s nothing left in it!)

[Chorus]
We’ve got nothing better to do
Than watch TV and have a couple of brews

[Verse]
Hey, wait a minute! My TV set doesn’t work (It’s broken!)
What are we gonna do tonight, this isn’t fair! (We’re hurtin’!)

[Chorus]
We’ve got nothing left to do
Left with no TV and just a couple of brews

[Bridge]
What are we gonna talk about?
I don’t know!
We’re gonna miss our favorite shows!

No That’s Incredible!
No Monday Night Football!
No Jeffersons!
No Fridays!

No TV Party tonight

https://youtu.be/psUOyXGacL0

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“Alternative” 356

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Vladimir Putin; Russia
“Don’t You Know?” by Della Reese

Don’t you know
I have fallen in love with you
For the rest of my whole life through

Don’t you know
I was yours from the very day
That you happened to come my way

Can’t you see
I’m under your spell
By the look in my eyes
Can’t you tell, can’t you tell

Now, don’t you know
Every beat of my heart keeps crying out
I love you so
Don’t you know

Don’t you know
Every beat of my heart keeps crying out
I love you so
Don’t you know

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“Alternative” Lyrics 355

Topic: United States of America; Resistance; Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Vladimir Putin; Russia
“Spiders & Snakes” by Jim Stafford

I remember when Mary Lou
Said, “you want to walk me home from school?”
Well, I said, “yes, I do”
She said, “I don’t have to go right home
And I’m the kind that likes to be alone some if you would”
I said, “me, too”

And so we took a stroll
Wound up down by the swimming hole
And she said, “do what you want to do”
I got silly and I found a frog
In the water by a hollow log
And I shook it at her and I said, “this frog’s for you”
She said

I don’t like spiders and snakes
And that ain’t what it takes to love me
You fool, you fool
I don’t like spiders and snakes
And that ain’t what it takes to love me
Like I want to be loved by you

Well, I think of that girl from time to time
I call her up when I got a dime
I say, “hello, baby”
She says, “ain’t you cool”
I say, “do you remember when?
And would you like to get together again?”
She says, “I’ll see you after school”

I was shy and so for a while
Most of my love was touch and smile
Till she said, “come on over here”
I was nervous, as you might guess
Still looking for something to slip down her dress
And she said, “let’s make it perfectly clear”
She said

I don’t like spiders and snakes
And that ain’t what it takes to love me
You fool, you fool
I don’t like spiders and snakes
And that ain’t what it takes to love me
Like I want to be loved by you

https://youtu.be/fOs1w3zzWCQ

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“Alternative” Lyrics 354

Topic: Donald J. Trump; William P. Barr; Vladimir Putin; Russia; Natalia Veselnitskaya
“Modern Day Bonnie and Clyde” by Travis Tritt

Well it’s a long way to Richmond
Rollin’ north on 95
With a redhead ridin’ shotgun
And a pistol by my side

Tearin’ down that highway
Like a modern day Bonnie and Clyde

We met at a truckstop
Johnson City, Tennessee
I was gassin’ up my Firebird
When I heard her callin’ me…mmm hmm
Said, ‘Which way are you headed, boy
Do you need some company’

She had me stoppin’ at a quick mart
Before we made it out of town
Next thing she was runnin’ at me
Tellin’ me to lay that hammer down
‘Cause there’s a man right behind me
Doin’ his best to slow me down

Yeah and it’s a long way to Richmond
Rollin’ north on 95
With a redhead ridin’ shotgun
And a pistol by my side
Tearin’ down that highway
Like a modern day Bonnie and Clyde

Woo…

Well we pulled up to a motel
In the middle of the night
We were countin’ all the money
Smokin’ stolen Marlboro lights
Lord we never saw ’em comin’
‘Til they read us both our rights

Yeah and it’s a long way to Richmond
Rollin’ north on 95
With a sheriff right beside me
Pistol pointed at my side
Oh, Lord…such a disappointing ending
For this modern day Bonnie and Clyde
Yeah…

Whoa
Well…
Woo…hoo

https://youtu.be/bC8MmInTYFQ

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“Alternative” Lyrics 353

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Donald J. Trump’s Base
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Wives; Mistresses; Porn Stars; Rape Victims
“Cleopatra, Queen of Denial” by Pam Tillis

Well I said he had a lot of potential
He was only misunderstood
You know he really didn’t mean to treat me so bad
You know he wanted to be good
And I swore one day I would tame him
Even though he loved to run hog wild
Just call me Cleopatra everybody
‘Cause I’m the Queen of Denial

Well now I knew he didn’t have any money
Yeah that’s why he couldn’t buy me a ring
Oh and just because he bought himself a brand new pick-up truck
Really didn’t prove anything
Yeah he never had to say he loved me
I could see it every time he smiled
Just call me Cleopatra everybody
‘Cause I’m the Queen of Denial

Oh Queen of Denial
Buyin’ all his alibis
Queen of Denial
Floatin’ down a river of lies

Well I’m not gonna jump to conclusions
Or throw away this perfect romance
Oh even though I caught him dancin’ last night
With a girl in leapord skin pants
Yeah, he’s probably stuck in traffic
And he’ll be here in a little while
Just call me Cleopatra everybody
‘Cause I’m the Queen of Denial

Oh Queen of Denial
Buyin’ all his alibis
Queen of Denial
Floatin’ down a river of lies

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