“Alternative” Lyrics 543

Topic: Donald J. Trump
Auxiliary Topic: Republicans; Republican Party
“Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini” by Brian Hyland

She was afraid to come out of the locker
She was as nervous as she could be
She was afraid to come out of the locker
She was afraid that somebody would see
Two, three, four, tell the people what she wore!

It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini
That she wore for the first time today.
An itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini
So in the locker she wanted to stay.
Two, three, four, stick around we’ll tell you more!

She was afraid to come out in the open
And so a blanket around her she wore.
She was afraid to come out in the open.
And so she sat bundled up on the shore.
Two, three, four, tell the people what she wore!

It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini.
That she wore for the first time today.
An itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini.
So in the blanket she wanted to stay.
Two, three, four, stick around we’ll tell you more!

Now she is afraid to come out of the water.
And I wonder what she’s gonna do.
‘Cause she’s afraid to come out of the water.
And now the poor little girl’s turning blue.
Two, three, four, tell the people what she wore!

It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini.
That she wore for the first time today.
An itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini.
So in the water she wanted to stay.

From the locker to the blanket,
From the blanket to the shore,
From the shore to the water
Guess there isn’t any more.

https://youtu.be/n56E3kScoN8

“Alternative” Lyrics 542

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Donald J. Trump’s Base
“The Lights Went Out in Georgia” by Vicki Lawrence

He was on his way home from Candletop
Been two weeks gone and he’d thought he’d stop at Webb’s
And have him a drink before he went home to her

Andy Wolloe said hello
And he said, “Hi, what’s doing, Wo?”
Said, “Sit down, I got some bad news, it’s gonna hurt.”

He said, “I’m your best friend and you know that’s right
But your young bride ain’t home tonight
Since you been gone, she’s been seeing that Amos boy, Seth.”

Well, he got mad and he saw red
And Andy said, “Boy, don’t you lose your head
Cause to tell you the truth, I’ve been with her myself.”

That’s the night that the lights went out in Georgia
That’s the night that they hung an innocent man
Well, don’t trust your soul to no backwoods southern lawyer
Cause the judge in the town’s got bloodstains on his hands

Well, Andy got scared and left the bar
Walking on home, cause he didn’t live far
See, Andy didn’t have many friends
And he just lost him one

Brother thought his wife musta left town
So he went home and finally found
The only thing Papa had left him and that was a gun

Then he went off to Andy’s house
Slippin’ through the backwoods, quiet as a mouse
Came upon some tracks too small for Andy to make
He looked through the screen at the back porch door
And he saw Andy lying on the floor
In a puddle of blood and he started to shake

Well, the Georgia patrol was making their rounds
So he fired a shot just to flag them down
And a big-bellied sheriff grabbed his gun
And said “Why’d you do it?”

Well, the judge said guilty in a make-believe trial
Slapped the sheriff on the back with a smile
Said, “Supper’s waitin’ at home and I gotta get to it.”

That’s the night that the lights went out in Georgia
That’s the night that they hung an innocent man
Well, don’t trust your soul to no backwoods southern lawyer
Cause the judge in the town’s got bloodstains on his hands

Well, they hung my brother before I could say
The tracks he saw while on his way
To Andy’s house and back that night were mine
And his cheating wife had never left town
And that’s one body that’ll never be found
See, little sister don’t miss when she aims her gun

That’s the night that the lights went out in Georgia, whoa-oh
That’s the night that they hung an innocent man, uh-huh
Well, don’t trust your soul to no backwoods, southern lawyer
Cause the judge in the town’s got bloodstains on his hands

Oh, that’s the night that the lights went out in Georgia

https://youtu.be/K-qK7oVXVRQ

“Alternative” Lyrics 541

Topic: Donald J. Trump
“Original Prankster” by the Offspring

You can do it!
Until the break of dawn
Life, Life, and I quote by the letter
Time, Time, Prozac can make it better

Noise, Noise, any kind will do
Can you feel it slip away, well it’s all on you

Crime, Crime, rockin’ like Janet Reno
Time, Time, 18 and life in Chino
Freud, Freud, all along it’s true
Well, you see the common day catches up to you
Yeah

Knock down the walls
It’s alive in you
Knock down the place
You alone it’s true
Knock down the walls
It’s alive in you
You’re gonna keep your head up through it all
You’re gonna bust out ohh
Original Prankster
Break out yeah
Original yeah
Bust out ohh
Original Prankster
You’ll never stop now, stop now
That’s what the main men say

You can do it!
You know it smells like shit, goddamn
Tag team, the double header
Son of Sam, fire always makes it better
Navigate with style and aplomb
‘Cause wherever you’re at

Lies, Lies, says he’s down at the Bahamas
Tries, Tries, all you little hoochie mamas
No way, none of this is true
When you see it coming down when the joke’s on you

Knock down the walls
It’s alive in you
Knock down the place
You alone it’s true
Knock down the walls
It’s alive in you
You’re gonna keep your head up through it all
You’re gonna bust out ohh
Original Prankster
Break out yeah
Original yeah
Bust out ohh
Original Prankster
You’ll never stop now, stop now
That’s what the main men say

Hey!
You can do it!
Time, Time, so cool to see ya
Nein, Nein don’t want to be ya
Time, Time, so cool to see ya
Nein, Nein, don’t want to be ya
Crime, Crime, fine sensamilla
Crime, Crime, fine sensamilla
Crime, Crime, fine sensamilla
You’ll see the common day catching up to you

Knock down the walls
It’s alive in you
Knock down the place
You alone it’s true
Knock down the walls
It’s alive in you
You’re gonna keep your head up through it all
You’re gonna bust out ohh
Original Prankster
Break out yeah
Original yeah
Bust out ohh
Original Prankster
You’ll never stop now, stop now
Stop now, stop now
That’s what the main men say

https://youtu.be/Qp6Qn8IwPf8

“Alternative” Lyrics 540

Topic: Donald J. Trump
“Purple Hills” by D12

Uh
Yo yo yo, yo

I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple pills

I’ve been to mushroom mountain, once or twice but who’s countin’?
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple pills (yo, yo)

Cool, calm, just like my mom
With a couple of Valium inside her palm
It’s Mr. Mischief with a trick up his sleeve
Roll up on you like Christopher Reeves
I can’t describe the vibe I get
When I drive by six people and five I hit (whoops)
Aw shit, I started a mosh pit
Squashed a bitch and stomped her foster kids (ah!)
These shrooms make me hallucinate
Then I sweat ’til I start losin’ weight
‘Til I see dumb shit start happenin’
Dumber than Vanilla Ice tryna rap again (oh)
So bounce, bounce, come on bounce
I said come on, bounce!
Everybody in the house with a half an ounce (me!)
Not weed, I meant coke, dumb-ass sit down
We don’t bullshit, better ask around
D12 throws the bombest bash in town
Bizarre, your mom is passin’ out
Get her ass on the couch ‘fore she crashes out (come on)

Fuck that, someone help Denaun
He’s upstairs naked with a weapon drawn
Hey Von you see me steppin’ on these leprechauns?
It gotta be acid ’cause the X is gone
Yeah, I took ’em all, dog, with some parmesan
And I think my arm is gone
Naw, it’s probably numb
Young, dumb, and full of cum
And I think he ’bout to swallow his tongue
Scary ass it was a false alarm
You think I’m ’bout to die when I just got on?
Well, stop actin’ stupid
You so high that you might wake up with a guy on some new shit (ew)
Yeah, I think I did too much (uh-huh)
This substance equals cups (uh-huh)
Red pills, blue pills, and green
Big pills (that’s ill), mescaline!

I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple pills
I’ve been to mushroom mountain, once or twice but who’s countin’?
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple pills

Dirty Dozen, eighty of us, Shady brothers, ladies love us
That’s why our baby mothers love us but they hate each other
They probably wanna take each other out and date each other
Some, some, some, some, something, something, something, I don’t know, fuck it

Pop pills, pills I pop
Pop two pills, on stilts I walk
Snort two lines that were filled with chalk
Thought I was incredible and killed the Hulk (oh)
I wanna, roll away like a rollerblade
Until my eyes roll back in my skull for days
And when I’m old and gray look for dope to smoke
No okey-doke, I’m packin’ my nose with coke
Am I supposed to choke?
Had an accident when the Trojan broke
Aw, poor baby, born by whore lady
Now I gotta strangle a (you’re crazy!) Ha!

I pop four E’s at one time
And I don’t need water when I’m swallowin’ mine
(Hey, you got any shrooms?)
Does Bizarre smoke crack?
We can’t get jobs, because our arms show tracks (trace)
Why the hell you niggas think I rap?
We do it just to get your company hijacked (uh)
If you like smack (uh-huh), then I might too (Swift, chill!)
I just wanna get high like you
And I don’t give a damn if they white or blue (uh-huh)
Speed, shrooms, down the Valiums (uh-huh)
Even smoke weed out of vacuums
I just copped some and I’m goin’ back soon

I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple pills
I’ve been to mushroom mountain, once or twice but who’s countin’?
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple pills

I’m at rave, lookin’ like a slave, high off chronic
Gin and tonic demonic, body smell like vomit
Pussy poppin’, acid droppin’, dope-headed guy
Heroin, mescaline, pencilnecks, wanna try?
Blue pills, golden seals, got Bizarre, actin’ ill
Drugs kill (yeah right) bitch, I’m for real!
Shut your mouth you dirty slut
You know you want it in your butt
I’ll put it in your cunt
Let Bizarre nut!

I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple pills
I’ve been to mushroom mountain, once or twice but who’s countin’?
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple pills

Dirty Dozen, eighty of us, Shady brothers, ladies love us
That’s why our baby mothers love us but they hate each other
They probably wanna take each other out and date each other
Some, some, some, some, something, something, something, I don’t know, fuck it

https://youtu.be/oMhd_SZtLLE

“Alternative” Lyrics 539

Topic: Resistance
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Donald J. Trump’s Base; Economy
“Gone Away” by the Offspring

Maybe in another life
I could find you there
Pulled away before your time
I can’t deal it’s so unfair

And it feels
And it feels like
Heaven’s so far away
And it feels
Yeah it feels like
The world has grown cold
Now that you’ve gone away

Leaving flowers on your grave
Show that I still care
But black roses and Hail Mary’s
Can’t bring back what’s taken from me
I reach to the sky
And call out your name
And if I could trade
I would

And it feels
And it feels like
Heaven’s so far away
And it stings
Yeah it stings now
The world is so cold
Now that you’ve gone away

Gone away
Gone away
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Ooh
Yeah ooh-ooh
Oh yeah

I’ll save your soul
Woah, yeah, yeah

I reach to the sky
And call out your name
Oh please let me trade
I would

And it feels
And it feels like
Heaven is so far away
And it feels
Yeah, it feels like
The world has grown cold
Now that you’ve gone away

Gone away
Gone away
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Ooh
Yeah ooh-ooh
Oh yeah

Yeah ooh
Yeah ooh-ooh
Oh yeah

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