Topic: Donald J. Trump
Auxiliary Topic: Republicans; Republican Party
“Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini” by Brian Hyland

She was afraid to come out of the locker
She was as nervous as she could be
She was afraid to come out of the locker
She was afraid that somebody would see
Two, three, four, tell the people what she wore!

It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini
That she wore for the first time today.
An itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini
So in the locker she wanted to stay.
Two, three, four, stick around we’ll tell you more!

She was afraid to come out in the open
And so a blanket around her she wore.
She was afraid to come out in the open.
And so she sat bundled up on the shore.
Two, three, four, tell the people what she wore!

It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini.
That she wore for the first time today.
An itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini.
So in the blanket she wanted to stay.
Two, three, four, stick around we’ll tell you more!

Now she is afraid to come out of the water.
And I wonder what she’s gonna do.
‘Cause she’s afraid to come out of the water.
And now the poor little girl’s turning blue.
Two, three, four, tell the people what she wore!

It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini.
That she wore for the first time today.
An itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini.
So in the water she wanted to stay.

From the locker to the blanket,
From the blanket to the shore,
From the shore to the water
Guess there isn’t any more.

https://youtu.be/n56E3kScoN8

Topic: Donald J. Trump
“Original Prankster” by the Offspring

You can do it!
Until the break of dawn
Life, Life, and I quote by the letter
Time, Time, Prozac can make it better

Noise, Noise, any kind will do
Can you feel it slip away, well it’s all on you

Crime, Crime, rockin’ like Janet Reno
Time, Time, 18 and life in Chino
Freud, Freud, all along it’s true
Well, you see the common day catches up to you
Yeah

Knock down the walls
It’s alive in you
Knock down the place
You alone it’s true
Knock down the walls
It’s alive in you
You’re gonna keep your head up through it all
You’re gonna bust out ohh
Original Prankster
Break out yeah
Original yeah
Bust out ohh
Original Prankster
You’ll never stop now, stop now
That’s what the main men say

You can do it!
You know it smells like shit, goddamn
Tag team, the double header
Son of Sam, fire always makes it better
Navigate with style and aplomb
‘Cause wherever you’re at

Lies, Lies, says he’s down at the Bahamas
Tries, Tries, all you little hoochie mamas
No way, none of this is true
When you see it coming down when the joke’s on you

Knock down the walls
It’s alive in you
Knock down the place
You alone it’s true
Knock down the walls
It’s alive in you
You’re gonna keep your head up through it all
You’re gonna bust out ohh
Original Prankster
Break out yeah
Original yeah
Bust out ohh
Original Prankster
You’ll never stop now, stop now
That’s what the main men say

Hey!
You can do it!
Time, Time, so cool to see ya
Nein, Nein don’t want to be ya
Time, Time, so cool to see ya
Nein, Nein, don’t want to be ya
Crime, Crime, fine sensamilla
Crime, Crime, fine sensamilla
Crime, Crime, fine sensamilla
You’ll see the common day catching up to you

Knock down the walls
It’s alive in you
Knock down the place
You alone it’s true
Knock down the walls
It’s alive in you
You’re gonna keep your head up through it all
You’re gonna bust out ohh
Original Prankster
Break out yeah
Original yeah
Bust out ohh
Original Prankster
You’ll never stop now, stop now
Stop now, stop now
That’s what the main men say

https://youtu.be/Qp6Qn8IwPf8

Topic: Donald J. Trump
“Purple Hills” by D12

Uh
Yo yo yo, yo

I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple pills

I’ve been to mushroom mountain, once or twice but who’s countin’?
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple pills (yo, yo)

Cool, calm, just like my mom
With a couple of Valium inside her palm
It’s Mr. Mischief with a trick up his sleeve
Roll up on you like Christopher Reeves
I can’t describe the vibe I get
When I drive by six people and five I hit (whoops)
Aw shit, I started a mosh pit
Squashed a bitch and stomped her foster kids (ah!)
These shrooms make me hallucinate
Then I sweat ’til I start losin’ weight
‘Til I see dumb shit start happenin’
Dumber than Vanilla Ice tryna rap again (oh)
So bounce, bounce, come on bounce
I said come on, bounce!
Everybody in the house with a half an ounce (me!)
Not weed, I meant coke, dumb-ass sit down
We don’t bullshit, better ask around
D12 throws the bombest bash in town
Bizarre, your mom is passin’ out
Get her ass on the couch ‘fore she crashes out (come on)

Fuck that, someone help Denaun
He’s upstairs naked with a weapon drawn
Hey Von you see me steppin’ on these leprechauns?
It gotta be acid ’cause the X is gone
Yeah, I took ’em all, dog, with some parmesan
And I think my arm is gone
Naw, it’s probably numb
Young, dumb, and full of cum
And I think he ’bout to swallow his tongue
Scary ass it was a false alarm
You think I’m ’bout to die when I just got on?
Well, stop actin’ stupid
You so high that you might wake up with a guy on some new shit (ew)
Yeah, I think I did too much (uh-huh)
This substance equals cups (uh-huh)
Red pills, blue pills, and green
Big pills (that’s ill), mescaline!

I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple pills
I’ve been to mushroom mountain, once or twice but who’s countin’?
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple pills

Dirty Dozen, eighty of us, Shady brothers, ladies love us
That’s why our baby mothers love us but they hate each other
They probably wanna take each other out and date each other
Some, some, some, some, something, something, something, I don’t know, fuck it

Pop pills, pills I pop
Pop two pills, on stilts I walk
Snort two lines that were filled with chalk
Thought I was incredible and killed the Hulk (oh)
I wanna, roll away like a rollerblade
Until my eyes roll back in my skull for days
And when I’m old and gray look for dope to smoke
No okey-doke, I’m packin’ my nose with coke
Am I supposed to choke?
Had an accident when the Trojan broke
Aw, poor baby, born by whore lady
Now I gotta strangle a (you’re crazy!) Ha!

I pop four E’s at one time
And I don’t need water when I’m swallowin’ mine
(Hey, you got any shrooms?)
Does Bizarre smoke crack?
We can’t get jobs, because our arms show tracks (trace)
Why the hell you niggas think I rap?
We do it just to get your company hijacked (uh)
If you like smack (uh-huh), then I might too (Swift, chill!)
I just wanna get high like you
And I don’t give a damn if they white or blue (uh-huh)
Speed, shrooms, down the Valiums (uh-huh)
Even smoke weed out of vacuums
I just copped some and I’m goin’ back soon

I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple pills
I’ve been to mushroom mountain, once or twice but who’s countin’?
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple pills

I’m at rave, lookin’ like a slave, high off chronic
Gin and tonic demonic, body smell like vomit
Pussy poppin’, acid droppin’, dope-headed guy
Heroin, mescaline, pencilnecks, wanna try?
Blue pills, golden seals, got Bizarre, actin’ ill
Drugs kill (yeah right) bitch, I’m for real!
Shut your mouth you dirty slut
You know you want it in your butt
I’ll put it in your cunt
Let Bizarre nut!

I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple pills
I’ve been to mushroom mountain, once or twice but who’s countin’?
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple pills

Dirty Dozen, eighty of us, Shady brothers, ladies love us
That’s why our baby mothers love us but they hate each other
They probably wanna take each other out and date each other
Some, some, some, some, something, something, something, I don’t know, fuck it

https://youtu.be/oMhd_SZtLLE