I hope Donald Trump does not put out cheap punch. However, if his past forays into culinary endeavors are any indication, I doubt the punch will be very tasty.
(Inspiration: Old Folks at Home)
Way up and down de swampy white house,
Far, far, away,
Dere’s wha the traitor is lawlessly loose,
Dere’s wha de old traitors stay.
All up and down de whole creation,
Sadly, I roam,
Still longing for de old Constitution,
And for de old folks at home.
Republicans across the country want to abridge people’s constitutionally protected right to air their grievances against the government and make it a felony to protest and thusly opress people’s right to vote as well.
Trump appears to want to use any excuse and means to suppress any possible uprising against him.