“Alternative” Lyrics 468

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Brett Kavanaugh; Rape Victims
“I Like Beer” by Tom T. Hall

In some of my songs I have casually mentioned
The fact that I like to drink beer
This little song is more to the point
Roll out the barrel and lend me your ears

[Chorus:]
I like beer, it makes me a jolly good fellow
I like beer, it helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow (Makes him feel mellow)
Whiskey’s too rough, Champagne costs too much, vodka puts my mouth in gear
This little refrain should help me explain as a matter of fact I like beer
(He likes beer)

My wife often frowns when we’re out on the town
And I’m wearing a suit and a tie
She’s sipping vermouth and she thinks I’m uncouth
When I yell as the waiter goes by

[Chorus]

Last night I dreamed that I passed from the scene
And I went to a place so sublime
Aw, the water was clear and tasted like beer
Then they turned it all into wine (Awww)

[Chorus]

https://youtu.be/8HkiMkGp_Jo

“Alternative” Lyrics 467

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Donald J. Trump’s Base
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Wives; Mistresses; Porn Stars; Rape Victims
Tertiary Topic: Brett Kavanaugh; Christine Blasey Ford; Deborah Ramirez; Rape Victims
“Billy’s Got His Beer Goggles On” by Neal McCoy

Awww Yah!
Billy’s at the bar, he’s been there all night
First ten beers he’s had, since her goodbye
Hey! Hey!

She left him broke, in his new truck
He don’t smoke, but he lights one up
Temporary fix, for his heartache
He’s hurting bad, but he’s feeling great

[Chorus:]
He’s on the dance floor yelling “Freebird”
Singing off pitch but he knows every word
Grabs him a girl and he holds on tight
He’s chasing everything in sight
He’ll fall apart when he gets home
But right now his worries are gone
Life looks good, good, good
Billy’s got his beer goggles on
Hey!

Lot of drunks, get real mean
They’ll pick a fight, over anything
Billy wants to laugh, that’s why he’s here
You won’t see him cry, unless you spill his beer

[Chorus]

He’s on the dance floor yelling “Freebird”
Singing off pitch but he knows every word
Grabs him another girl he hold on tight
He don’t see ugly
Through blood shot eyes
He’ll fall apart when he gets home
But right now his worries are gone
‘Cause life looks good, good, good
So good, good, good,
Life looks good, good, good
Billy’s got his beer goggles on

https://youtu.be/boYkzT0mJJk

“Alternative” Lyrics 440

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Vladimir Putin; Russia; Ukraine
Auxiliary: Donald J. Trump; Brett Kavanaugh; Christine Blasey Ford; Deborah Ramirez; Donald J. Trump’s Wives; Mistresses; Porn Stars; Rape Victims
“Before We Say Goodbye” by 2gether from 2gether

Before we say goodbye
Before we turn and walk away
Let’s give it
One more try

Before we say goodbye

Before we close that door
Before we go our separate ways
Let’s stop and find out why
Before we say goodbye

We’ve been down this road before
And we’ve always made it through
But in case we break up
Can i still have sex with you
(have sex with you?)

Before we lose this love
Before we throw it all away
Girl, don’t do another guy
Before we say goodbye

Ooh..don’t want to say goodbye
Before we say goodbye

We’ve been down this road before
And always made it through
But in case we break up
Can i still have sex with you?
(Have sex with you?)

Ooh..before we lose this love
Before we throw it all away
Girl, don’t do another guy
Before we say goodbye

Let’s give it
One more try
Before we say goodbye

Ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh
Before we say goodbye

Ooh ooh oohh
Oh no, you make me cry
Ooh ooh ooh
Before we say goodbye
Repeat

“Alternative” Lyrics 439

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Brett Kavanaugh; Donald J. Trump’s Wives; Mistresses; Porn Stars; Rape Victims
“Rub One Out” by Whoa! from 2gether

Girl, when I think about you
I only think of one thing
You know what that is

I lock my door, get down on the floor
And I rub one out, baby
I sit back in my chair like I just don’t care
And I rub one out, baby
When I’m feeling lonely and I want you to hold me
I rub one out

Rub one out, hey don’t be shy
Rub one out, don’t ask why
Rub one out, I’ll grab my crotch
Rub one out, do you wanna watch?

When I’m all alone, and you’re on the phone
I rub one out
When I’m feeling hot and I’m all in a knot
I rub one out
So baby don’t be shy, don’t ask why
I rub one out, baby

Rub one out, hey don’t be shy
Rub one out, don’t ask why
Rub one out, I’ll grab my crotch
Rub one out, do you wanna watch?

Girl, I wanna get inside you
All I need is to get beside you
Leave a message on my machine, my machine
Warm and sexy and I rub one out
’cause that’s the way that it affects me, baby

It’s not enough, kissing and stuff
So I rub one out
When you’re not here and I want you near
I rub one out

Rub one out, hey don’t be shy
Rub one out, don’t ask why
Rub one out, I’ll grab my crotch
Rub one out, do you wanna watch?

“Alternative” Lyrics 256

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Wives; Mistresses; Porn Stars; Rape Victims
Auxiliary Topic: Brett Kavanaugh; Rape Victims
Tertiary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Vladimir Putin; Russia; Xi Jinping; China
“Californication” by Red Hot Chili Peppers

Psychic spies from China
Try to steal your mind’s elation
And little girls from Sweden
Dream of silver screen quotation
And if you want these kind of dreams
It’s Californication

It’s the edge of the world
And all of western civilization
The sun may rise in the East
At least it’s settled in a final location
It’s understood that Hollywood sells Californication

Pay your surgeon very well
To break the spell of aging
Celebrity skin, is this your chin?
Or is that war you’re waging?

First born unicorn
Hardcore soft porn
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication

Marry me girl, be my fairy to the world
Be my very own constellation
A teenage bride with a baby inside
Getting high on information
And buy me a star on the boulevard
It’s Californication

Space may be the final frontier
But it’s made in a Hollywood basement
And Cobain, can you hear the spheres
Singing songs off “Station to Station”?
And Alderaan’s not far away
It’s Californication

Born and raised by those who praise control of population
Well, everybody’s been there
And I don’t mean on vacation

First born unicorn
Hardcore soft porn
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication

Destruction leads to a very rough road
But it also breeds creation
And earthquakes are to a girl’s guitar
They’re just another good vibration
And tidal waves couldn’t save the world from Californication

Pay your surgeon very well
To break the spell of aging
Sicker than the rest, there is no test
But this is what you’re craving

First born unicorn
Hardcore soft porn
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication

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