“Alternative” Lyrics 439

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Brett Kavanaugh; Donald J. Trump’s Wives; Mistresses; Porn Stars; Rape Victims
“Rub One Out” by Whoa! from 2gether

Girl, when I think about you
I only think of one thing
You know what that is

I lock my door, get down on the floor
And I rub one out, baby
I sit back in my chair like I just don’t care
And I rub one out, baby
When I’m feeling lonely and I want you to hold me
I rub one out

Rub one out, hey don’t be shy
Rub one out, don’t ask why
Rub one out, I’ll grab my crotch
Rub one out, do you wanna watch?

When I’m all alone, and you’re on the phone
I rub one out
When I’m feeling hot and I’m all in a knot
I rub one out
So baby don’t be shy, don’t ask why
I rub one out, baby

Rub one out, hey don’t be shy
Rub one out, don’t ask why
Rub one out, I’ll grab my crotch
Rub one out, do you wanna watch?

Girl, I wanna get inside you
All I need is to get beside you
Leave a message on my machine, my machine
Warm and sexy and I rub one out
’cause that’s the way that it affects me, baby

It’s not enough, kissing and stuff
So I rub one out
When you’re not here and I want you near
I rub one out

Rub one out, hey don’t be shy
Rub one out, don’t ask why
Rub one out, I’ll grab my crotch
Rub one out, do you wanna watch?