“Alternative” Lyrics 571

Topic: Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Former Members of Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Donald J. Trump’s Campaign Team; Donald J. Trump’s Transition Team; Republicans; Republican Party; Donald J. Trump
“One Jump Ahead” by Brad Kane from Aladdin

Gotta keep
One jump ahead of the breadline
One swing ahead of the sword
I steal only what I can’t afford

That’s everything

One jump ahead of the lawmen
That’s all, and that’s no joke
These guys don’t appreciate I’m broke

(Riffraff)

(Street rat)

(Soundrel)

(Take that)

Just a little snack, guys

(Rip him open, take it back, guys)

I can take a hint, gotta face the facts
You’re my only friend, Abu!

Who?
Oh it’s that Aladdin’s hit the bottom
He’s become a one-man rise in crime
I’d blame parents except he hasn’t got ’em

Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat
Tell you all about it when I got the time!

One jump ahead of the slowpokes
One skip ahead of my doom
Next time gonna use a nom de plume

One jump ahead of the hitmen
One hit ahead of the flock
I think I’ll take a stroll around the block

(Stop, thief)

(Vandal)

(Outrage)

(Scandal)

Let’s not be too hasty

(Still I think he’s rather tasty)

Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat
Otherwise we’d get along

(Wrong)

One jump ahead of the hoofbeats

(Vandal)

One hop ahead of the hump

(Street rat)

One trick ahead of disaster

(Scoundrel)

They’re quick, but I’m much faster

(Take that)

Here goes
Better throw my hand in
Wish me happy landin’
All I gotta do is jump

“Alternative” Lyrics 536

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Campaign Team; Donald J. Trump’s Transition Team; Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Former Members of Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Trump Family; Republicans; Republican Party
“Entrance of the Gladiators” by Julius Fučík

https://youtu.be/r0105ht0yoc

“Alternative” Lyrics 510

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Campaign Team; Donald J. Trump’s Transition Team; Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Former Members of Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Republicans; Republican Party
“One Chorus Line” by Cast from Treehouse of Horrors V

Cast:
One…
Chorus line of people
Dancing till they make a stop.

Groundskeeper Willie:
Two/Too…

Cast:
..Many dancing people
Covered with blood, gore and glop.

Just
One
Sniff of that fog and you’re inside out
It’s worse than that flesh-eating virus you’ve read about

Vital organs, they are what we’re dressed in
The family dog is eyeing Bart’s intestine
Happy Halloween!

“Alternative” Lyrics 470

Topic: Donald J. Trump; New York; New York City
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Campaign Team; Donald J. Trump’s Transition Team; Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Former Members of Donald J. Trump’s Administration
“New York” by St. Vincent

New York isn’t New York without you, love
So far in a few blocks to be solo

And if I called you from First Avenue
Well, you’re the only motherfucker in the city who can handle me

New love wasn’t true love, back to you love
So much for a home run with some blue bloods

If I last-strawed you on 8th Avenue
Well, you’re the only motherfucker in the city who can stand me

I have lost a hero
I have lost a friend
But for you, darling
I’d do it all again
I have lost a hero
I have lost a friend
But for you, darling
I’d do it all again

New York isn’t New York without you, love
Too few of our old crew left on Astor

So, if I trade our hood for some Hollywood
Well, you’re the only motherfucker in the city who would
Only motherfucker in the city who would
Only motherfucker in the city who’ll forgive me

I have lost a hero
I have lost a friend
But for you, darling
I’d do it all again
I have lost a hero
I have lost a friend
But for you, darling
I’d do it all again

“Alternative” Lyrics 454

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Campaign Team; Donald J. Trump’s Transition Team; Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Former Members of Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Republicans; Republican Party; Vladimir Putin; Russia; Volodymyr Zelenskiy; Ukraine; Scott Morrison; Australia; Xi Jinping; China
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Kurds
Tertiary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Wives; Mistresses; Porn Stars; Rape Victims
“Du Hast” by Rammstein

German Lyrics:
Du
Du hast
Du hast mich

Du
Du hast
Du hast mich

Du
Du hast
Du hast mich

Du
Du hast
Du hast mich

Du
Du hast
Du hast mich
Du hast mich
Du hast mich gefragt
Du hast mich gefragt
Du hast mich gefragt und ich hab nichts gesagt

Willst du bis der Tod euch scheidet
Treu ihr sein für alle Tage
Nein!
Nein!

Willst du bis zum Tod, der Scheide
Sie lieben auch in schlechten Tagen
Nein!
Nein!

Du
Du hast
Du hast mich

Du
Du hast
Du hast mich

Du
Du hast
Du hast mich

Du
Du hast
Du hast mich
Du hast mich
Du hast mich gefragt
Du hast mich gefragt
Du hast mich gefragt, und ich hab nichts gesagt

Willst du bis der Tod euch scheidet
Treu ihr sein für alle Tage
Nein!
Nein!

Willst du bis zum Tod, der Scheide
Sie lieben auch in schlechten Tagen
Nein!
Nein!

Willst du bis der Tod euch scheidet
Treu ihr sein
Nein!
Nein!

English Translation:
You
You have
You have asked

You
You have
You have asked

You
You have
You have asked

You
You have
You have asked

You
You have
You have asked
You have asked
You have asked me
You have asked me
You have asked me and I have said nothing

Do you want to be faithful for eternity
Until death parts you?

No!
No!

Do you want to be faithful for eternity
Until death parts you?

No!
No!

You
You have
You have asked

You
You have
You have asked

You
You have
You have asked

You
You have
You have asked
You have asked
You have asked me
You have asked me
You have asked me and I have said nothing

Do you want to be faithful for eternity
Until death parts you?

No!
No!

Do you want to love her even in bad days
Unto the death of the vagina?

No!
No!

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