If I die unexpectedly, could you let me know?
Death is always ready and waiting
Last night, I had the most mother fucking disturbing dream ever! I worked at a restaurant that served baby burritos. Not small burritos, but burritos made with living, human infants!
If it were not for life, there would be no death.
Airbag (noun) – a lethal “safety” feature; found in most vehicles