“Alternative” Lyrics 286

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Donald J. Trump’s Base; Ryan Zinke; Environment
“Oil Spill” by Megan Mullally from Bob’s Burgers

Oh, it’s hot and wet and slick
And it’s making everybody sick

Oil spill
Oil spill
Oil spill

It’s on the fish, it’s on the crabs
Smells so close that you can grab it

Oil spill
Oil spill
Oil spill

https://youtu.be/9J6om1pH608

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“Alternative” Lyrics 283

Topic: Resistance
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Donald J. Trump’s Base
Tertiary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Wives; Mistresses; Porn Stars; Rape Victims
“Grandpa (Tell Me ’bout the Good Old Days)” by the Judds

Grandpa, tell me ’bout the good old days
Sometimes it feels like
This world’s gone crazy
Grandpa, take me back to yesterday
When the line between right and wrong
Didn’t seem so hazy

Did lovers really fall in love to stay
And stand beside each other, come what may?
Was a promise really something people kept
Not just something they would say?
Did families really bow their heads to pray?
Did daddies really never go away?
Oh, Grandpa, tell me ’bout the good old days

Grandpa, everything is changing fast
We call it progress
But I just don’t know
And Grandpa, let’s wander back into the past
And paint me the picture
Of long ago

Did lovers really fall in love to stay
And stand beside each other come what may?
Was a promise really something people kept
Not just something they would say and then forget?
Did families really bow their heads to pray?
Did daddies really never go away?
Oh, Grandpa, tell me ’bout the good old days
Oh, Grandpa, tell me ’bout the good old days

“Alternative” Lyrics 282

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Donald J. Trump’s Base
“Those Were the Days” by Carroll O’Connor and Jean Stapleton from All in the Family

Boy, the way Glenn Miller played!
Songs that made the Hit Parade.
Guys like us, we had it made.
Those were the days!

And you knew where you were then.
Girls were girls and men were men.
Mister, we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again.

Didn’t need no welfare state.
Everybody pulled his weight.
Gee, our old LaSalle ran great.
Those were the days!

“Alternative” Lyrics 276

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Vladimir Putin; Republicans; Republican Party; Donald J. Trump’s Base; White Supremacists
“Denver, the Last Dinosaur” by Unknown from Denver, the Last Dinosaur

One, two, three, four

Denver, the last dinosaur
He’s my friend and a whole lot more
Denver, the last dinosaur
Shows me a world I never saw before

From the hot, hot jungle
A long time ago
Comes a cool, cool friend
My pal dino

Denver the last dinosaur
He’s my friend and a whole lot more
Denver the last dinosaur
Shows me a world I never saw before

Everywhere we go
We don’t really care
If people stop and stare
At our pal dino

From pre-history
Through the rock and roll spotlight
We’ve found a friend who helps us make it through all right

That’s Denver the last dinosaur
He’s my friend and a whole lot more
Denver the last dinosaur
Shows me a world I never saw before

https://youtu.be/sLlibrF5DRM

“Alternative” Lyrics 273

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Matthew Whitaker
“One Last Hope” by Danny DeVito from Hercules

So, ya wanna be a hero, kid?
Well, whoop-de-do!
I have been around the block before
With blockheads just like you

Each and everyone a disappointment
Pain for which there ain’t no ointment
So much for excuses
Though a kid of Zeus is
Asking me to jump into the fray
My answer is two words
OK
You win
Oh gods
Oy vay!

I’d given up hope that someone would come along
A fellow who’d ring the bell for once
Not the gong
The kind who wins trophies
Won’t settle for low fees
At least semi-pro fees
But no, I get the greenhorn

I’ve been out to pasture pal, my ambition gone
Content to spend lazy days and to graze my lawn
But you need an advisor
A satyr, but wiser
A good merchandiser
And oh!
There goes my ulcer!

I’m down to one last hope
And I hope it’s you
Though, kid, you’re not exactly
A dream come true
I’ve trained enough turkeys
Who never came through
You’re my one last hope
So you’ll have to do

Demigods have faced the odds
And ended up a mockery
Don’t believe the stories
That you read on all the crockery

To be a true hero, kid, is a dying art
Like painting a masterpiece, it’s a work of heart
It takes more than sinew
Comes down to what’s in you
You have to continue to grow
Now that’s more like it!

I’m down to one last shoot
And my last high note
Before that blasted Underworld
Gets my goat
My dreams are on you, kid
Go make ’em come true
Climb that uphill slope
Keep pushing that envelope
You’re my one last hope
And, kid, it’s up to you

https://youtu.be/VCH5dp0PxsY

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