“Alternative” Lyrics 313

Topic: Donald J. Trump
“There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly” by Various

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly
I don’t know why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she’ll die

There was an old lady who swallowed a spider
That wriggled and wiggled and jiggled inside her
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don’t know why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she’ll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a bird
How absurd, to swallow a bird
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and wiggled and jiggled inside her
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don’t know why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she’ll die

There was an old lady who swallowed a cat
Imagine that, she swallowed a cat
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and wiggled and jiggled inside her
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don’t know why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she’ll die

There was an old lady who swallowed a dog
What a hog! To swallow a dog
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and wiggled and jiggled inside her
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don’t know why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she’ll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a goat
Just opened her throat and swallowed a goat
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and wiggled and jiggled inside her
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don’t know why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she’ll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a cow
I don’t know how she swallowed the cow
She swallowed the cow to catch the goat
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and wiggled and jiggled inside her
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don’t know why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she’ll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a horse
She’s dead, of course.

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“Alternative” Lyrics 312

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Campaign Team; Donald J. Trump’s Transition Team; Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Former Members of Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Republicans; Republican Party
“Swamp Thing” by the Chameleons

I can already hear your tune
Calling me across the room
When the world and his wife are on my back again
Not enough pleasure, too much pain

When the world is too much with me
Please leave, just go away
I lose my mind completely
Please leave, just go now
In the side street something’s moving
Look around, look around
All around you walls are tumbling down
Stop staring at the ground

I can practically see your face
And another revolutionary falls from grace
Hear the thunder in your brain
Not enough sunshine, too much rain

When the light of life has gone
No change for the meter
And then the king of spivs will come
Selling blood by the liter
When nothing’s sacred anymore
When the demon’s knocking on your door
You’ll still be staring down at the floor

Not too many hours from this hour
So long
The storm comes
Or is it just another shower?

Picking up the pieces
Half alive in a nine-to-five
Vacant eyes
Is it any wonder?
Rhyme and scream at the TV screen
Close your eyes

Now the world is too much with me
Please leave, just go away
Before I lose my mind completely
Just leave, please go now
Now nothing’s sacred anymore
When the demon’s breaking down your door
You’ll still be staring down at the floor

Not too many hours from this hour
So long
The storm comes
Or is it just another shower?
Not too many hours from this hour
So long
Now the storm has come
Or is it just another shower?
Or is it just another shower?
Or is it just another shower?
Now the rain has come
Or is it just another shower?

“Alternative” Lyrics 311

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Campaign Team; Donald J. Trump’s Transition Team; Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Former Members of Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Republicans; Republican Party; Robert Mueller
Auxiliary Topic: Resistance
“The Waiting” by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers

Oh baby don’t it feel like heaven right now
Don’t it feel like somethin’ from a dream
Yeah I’ve never known nothing quite like this
Don’t it feel like tonight might never be again

Baby, we know better than to try and pretend
Baby no one could have ever told me ’bout this, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah

The waiting is the hardest part
Every day you see one more card
You take it on faith, you take it to the heart
The waiting is the hardest part

Well yeah I might have chased a couple of women around
All it ever got me was down
Yeah, then there were those that made me feel good
But never as good as I feel right now
Baby you’re the only one that’s ever known how
To make me want to live like I want to live now, yeah,yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

The waiting is the hardest part
Every day you see one more card
You take it on faith, you take it to the heart
The waiting is the hardest part

Oh, don’t let it kill you baby, don’t let it get to you
Don’t let ’em kill you baby, don’t let ’em get to you
I’ll be your breathin’ heart, I’ll be your cryin’ fool
Don’t let this go to far, don’t let it get to you

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
The waiting is the hardest part
Every day you see one more card
You take it on faith, you take it to the heart
The waiting is the hardest part
Yeah, the waiting is the hardest part
Ooh
Is the hardest part
Ooh
Is the hardest part

“Alternative” Lyrics 310

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Vladimir Putin; Russia
“In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida” by Iron Butterfly

Good God!
Three, four, huh!

In-a-gadda-da-vida, honey
Don’t you know that I love you?
In-a-gadda-da-vida, baby
Don’t you know that I’ll always be true?

Oh, won’t you come with me
And a-take my hand?
Oh, won’t you come with me
And a-walk this land?
Please take my hand

Let me tell you now
In-a-gadda-da-vida, honey
Don’t you know that I love you?
In-a-gadda-da-vida, baby
Don’t you know that I’ll always be true?

Oh, won’t you come with me
And a-take my hand?
Oh, won’t you come with me
And a-walk this land?
Please take my hand

It’s all right, huh!
All right now, huh!

Good God!
Three, four, huh!

In-a-gadda-da-vida, honey
Don’t you know that I love you?
In-a-gadda-da-vida, baby
Don’t you know that I’ll always be true?

Oh, won’t you come with me
And a-take my hand?
Oh, won’t you come with me
And a-walk this land?
Please take my hand

Huh, huh
All right, uh, hey, ha!

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