Month: December 2017

“Alternative” Lyrics 79

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Donald J. Trump’s Base
“The One in the Middle” by Sarah Johns

[1st Verse]

I can’t believe you’d do that to me
Use me
You’ve fooled around and a’wrecked my heart
She’s just a skank rode hard and put up
Well, good luck

[Pre Chorus]

I would’ve given you the finger on my left hand
The one that you use for a wedding band

[Chorus:]

(But) (And) now I’m givin’ you
The one in the middle
The one that’s a little bit longer
And I got another one
On my other hand
So I can say it even stronger
If you’re askin’ if I’m done
Well, I’m sure not sayin’ you’re number one
(No, now I’m givin’ you)
(The one in the middle)
(The one that says we’re through)

[2nd Verse]

I hope you’re happy with your sad life
That’s right
I hope you get what you deserve
And when you’re tired of tv dinners
Remember

[Repeat Pre Chorus]

[Repeat Chorus]

[Bridge:]

Well, you made your bed
So go lay in it
And you forced my heart and hands
To the limit

[Spoken]

Ah, yeah, I’ve had it with you, darlin’
That’s right

[Repeat Chorus]

[Spoken]

Oh, yeah, read between the lines, baby
Um, hmm

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“Alternative” Lyrics 78

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Trump Family; Donald J. Trump’s Campaign Team; Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Russia
Auxiliary Topic: Republicans; Russia; Corporations; Special Interest Groups; Lobbyists
Tertiary Topic: Politicians
Allegory: Promiscuity
Auxiliary Allegory: Promiscuity
“(How Much is That) Doggie in the Window” by Patti Page

How much is that doggie in the window?
The one with the waggly tail
How much is that doggie in the window?
I do hope that dog i’s for sale

I must take a trip to California
And leave my poor sweetheart alone
If he has a dog, he won’t be lonesome
And the doggie will have a good home

How much is that doggie in the window?
The one with the waggly tail
How much is that doggie in the window?
I do hope that dog is for sale

I read in the papers there are robbers
With flashlights that shine in the dark
If he has a doggie to protect him
And scare them away with one bark

I don’t want a bunny or a kitty
I don’t want a parrot that talks
I don’t want a bowl of little fishies
You can’t take a goldfish for a walk

How much is that doggie in the window?
The one with the waggly tail
How much is that doggie in the window?
I do hope that dog is
I do hope that dog is
I do hope that dog is for sale

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“Alternative” Lyrics 77

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans
Auxiliary Topic: Politicians
“Razzle Dazzle” from Chicago

Give ’em the old razzle dazzle
Razzle Dazzle ’em
Give ’em an act with lots of flash in it
And the reaction will be passionate
Give ’em the old hocus pocus
Bead and feather ’em
How can they see with sequins in their eyes?

What if your hinges all are rusting?
What if, in fact, you’re just disgusting?

Razzle dazzle ’em
And they;ll never catch wise!

Give ’em the old Razzle Dazzle

BILLY AND COMPANY
Razzle dazzle ’em
Give ’em a show that’s so splendiferous

BILLY
Row after row will crow vociferous

BILLY AND COMPANY
Give ’em the old flim flam flummox
Fool and fracture ’em

BILLY
How can they hear the truth above the roar?

BILLY AND COMPANY
Throw ’em a fake and a finagle
They’ll never know you’re just a bagel

BILLY
Razzle dazzle ’em
And they’ll beg you for more!

BILLY AND COMPANY
Give ’em the old double whammy
Daze and dizzy ’em
Back since the days of old Methuselah
Everyone loves the big bambooz-a-ler

Give ’em the old three ring circus
Stun and stagger ’em
When you’re in trouble, go into your dance

Though you are stiffer than a girder
They’ll let you get away with murder
Razzle dazzle ’em
And you’ve got a romance

COMPANY(The same time as BILLY’s)
Give ’em the old
Razzle Dazzle

BILLY
Give ’em the old Razzle Dazzle
Razzle dazzle ’em
Show ’em the first rate sorceror you are
Long as you keep ’em way off balance
How can they spot you’ve got no talent
Razzle Dazzle ’em

BILLY AND COMPANY
Razzle Dazzle ’em
Razzle Dazzle ’em

And they’ll make you a star!

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“Alternative” Lyrics 76

Topic: Resistance
“Kellerman’s Anthem” by The Emile Bergstein Chorale from Dirty Dancing

Kellermans we come together singing all as one
We have shared another season’s talent, play, and fun
Summer days will soon be over, soonly autumn starts
And tonight the memories whisper softly in our hearts

Join hands and hearts and voices
Voices, hearts, and hands
At Kellerman’s the friendships last long
As the mountains stand

Daytime, nighttime, any hour whether rain or shine
Games and lectures, talks and music happily combine

Join hands and hearts and voices
Voices, hearts, and hands
At Kellerman’s the friendships last long
As the mountains stand

Not a stress or strain is found here for it must be said
Here at Kellerman’s you gladened stomach, heart and head

So lets join in just one last chorus,
Visitors, staff and guests.
What we’ve shared won’t be forgotten,
Old friends are the best.

Join hands and hearts and voices
Voices, hearts, and hands
At Kellerman’s the friendships last long
As the mountains stand

Join hands and hearts and voices
Voices, hearts, and hands
At Kellerman’s the…

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“Alternative” Lyrics 75

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Vladimir Putin
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Trump Family; Upper-class
“Part of Your World” by Jodi Benson from The Little Mermaid

Look at this stuff, isn’t it neat?
Wouldn’t you think my collection’s complete?
Wouldn’t you think I’m the girl
The girl who has everything?

Look at this trove, treasures untold
How many wonders can one cavern hold?
Looking around here you’d think
Sure, she’s got everything

I’ve got gadgets and gizmos a plenty
I’ve got whozits and whatzits galore
You want thingamabobs? I’ve got twenty!
But who cares? No big deal
I want more

I wanna be where the people are
I wanna see, wanna see them dancing

Walking around on those
What do you call ’em? Oh, feet

Flipping your fins you don’t get too far
Legs are required for jumping, dancing
Strolling along down a
What’s that word again?
Street

Up where they walk, up where they run
Up where they stay all day in the sun
Wandering free
Wish I could be, part of that world

What would I give if I could live
Out of these waters?
What would I pay to spend a day
Warm on the sand

Betcha’ on land, they understand
Bet they don’t reprimand their daughters
Bright young women, sick of swimming
Ready to stand

I’m ready to know what the people know
Ask ’em my questions
And get some answers
What’s a fire and why does it?
What’s the word?
Burn

When’s it my turn?
Wouldn’t I love, love to explore that shore up above
Out of the sea
Wish I could be
Part of that world

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