“Alternative” Lyrics 444

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Donald J. Trump’s Base
“The Mob Song” by Gaston (Richard White/Luke Evans), LeFou (Jesse Corti/Josh Gad), Jean Potts (Gerard Horan), Clothide Cogsworth (Hadyn Gwynne), Mrs. Potts (Angela Lansbury/Emma Thompson), Cogsworth (David Ogden Stiers/Ian McKellen), Cadenza (Stanley Tucci), Chip Potts (Nathan Mack), Plumette (Gugu Mbatha-Raw), Lumière (Jerry Orbach/Ewan McGregor) from Beauty and the Beast

Gaston: The Beast will make off with your children! He’ll come after them in the night!
Belle: No!
Gaston: We’re not safe ’til his head is mounted on my wall! I say we kill the Beast!
Mob: Kill him!

Man 1: We’re not safe until he’s dead
Man 2: He’ll come stalking us at night
Woman: Set to sacrifice our children to his monstrous appetite!
Man 3: He’ll wreak havoc on our village if we let him wander free
Gaston: So it’s time to take some action, boys
It’s time to follow me!

Through the mist, through the woods
Through the darkness and the shadows
It’s a nightmare, but it’s one exciting ride
Say a prayer, then we’re there
At the drawbridge of a castle
And there’s something truly terrible inside
It’s a beast!
He’s got fangs, razor sharp ones!
Massive paws, killer claws for the feast
Hear him roar! See him foam!
But we’re not coming home ’til he’s dead
Good and dead! Kill the Beast!

Belle: No! I won’t let you do this!
Gaston: If you’re not with us, you’re against us. Bring the old man!
Maurice: Get your hands off me!
Gaston: We can’t have them running off to warn the creature!
Belle: Let us out!
Gaston: We’ll rid the village of this Beast! Who’s with me?
Male Mob Member #1: I am!
Male Mob Member #2: I am!
Male Mob Member #3: I am!

Mob: Light your torch!
Mount your horse!
Gaston: Screw your courage to the sticking place!
Mob: We’re counting on Gaston to lead the way!
Through a mist, through a wood
Where within a haunted castle
Something’s lurking that you don’t see every day!
It’s a beast!
One as tall as a mountain
We won’t rest ’til he’s good and deceased
Sally forth!
Tally ho!
Grab your sword!
Grab your bow!
Praise the Lord and here we go!
Gaston: We’ll lay siege to the castle and bring back his head!

Belle: I have to warn the Beast. This is all my fault. Oh, Papa, what are we going to do?
Maurice: Now, now, we’ll think of something.

Mob: We don’t like
What we don’t understand
In fact it scares us
And this monster is mysterious at least
Bring your guns!
Bring your knives!
Save your children and your wives
We’ll save our village and our lives
We’ll kill the Beast!

[Cut to Beast’s castle]
Cogsworth: I knew it. I knew it was foolish to get our hopes up.
Lumiere: Maybe it would have been better if she had never come at all.
[Sultan barking]
Lumiere: Could it be?
Mrs. Potts: Is it she?
Lumiere: Sacre Bleu! Invaders!
Cogsworth: Encroachers!
Mrs. Potts: And they have the mirror!
Cogsworth: Warn the master. If it’s a fight they want, we’ll be ready for them. Who’s with me? (Door slams) Hey!
[Outside]
Gaston: Take whatever booty you can find. But remember, the Beast is mine!

Castleware: Hearts ablaze
Banners high
We go marching into battle
Unafraid although the danger just increased
Mob: Raise your flag!
Sing the song!
Here we come, we’re fifty strong
And fifty Frenchmen can’t be wrong
Let’s kill the Beast!

Mrs. Potts: Pardon me, master.
Beast: Leave me in peace.
Mrs. Potts: But sir, the castle is under attack!

Mob: Kill the Beast!
Kill the Beast!

Lumiere: This isn’t working!
Fifi: Oh, Lumiere. We must do something.
Lumiere: Wait, I Know!

Mob: Kill the Beast!
Kill the Beast!

Mrs. Potts: What shall we do, master?
Beast: It doesn’t matter now. Just let them come.

Mob: Kill the Beast!
Kill the Beast!
Kill the Beast!

Tom: We’re not safe until he’s dead
Dick: He’ll come stalking us at night
Jean Potts: Set to sacrifice our children to his monstrous appetite
Clothide: He’ll wreak havoc on our village if we let him wander free

Gaston: So it’s time to take some action, boys
It’s time to follow me!

Through the mist, through the wood
Through the darkness and the shadows
It’s a nightmare, but it’s one exciting ride
Say a prayer, then we’re there
At the drawbridge of a castle
And there’s something truly terrible inside

It’s a beast!
He’s got fangs, razor-sharp ones!
Massive paws, killer claws for the feast
Hear him roar! See him foam!
But we’re not coming home
‘Til he’s dead!
Good and dead!

Chorus: Kill the Beast!
Light your torch, mount your horse

Gaston: Screw your courage to the sticking place

Chorus: We’re counting on Gaston to lead the way

Gaston: Call it war, call it threat
You can bet they all will follow
For in times like this, they’ll do just as I say

LeFou: There’s a beast running wild, there’s no question
But I fear the wrong monster’s released

Chorus: Sally forth! Tally ho!
Grab your sword! Grab your bow!
Praise the Lord and here we go!

(Seen in a deleted scene and heard on the soundtrack)
We don’t like what we don’t understand
In fact, it scares us
And this monster is mysterious at least
Bring your guns, bring your knives
Save your children and your wives
We’ll save our village and our lives
We’ll kill the Beast!

Castle Staff: Hearts ablaze, banners high
We go marching into battle
Unafraid although the danger’s just increased

Chorus: Raise the flag, sing the song
Here we come, we’re fifty strong
And fifty Frenchmen can’t be wrong
Let’s kill the Beast!

Kill the Beast!
Kill the Beast!

https://youtu.be/4nEiNxr4NpQ

“Alternative” Lyrics 443

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party
“The Tin Man” by Kenny Chesney

Saw a man in the movies that didn’t have a heart
How I wish I could give him mine
Then I wouldn’t have to feel it breaking all apart
And this emptiness inside would suit me fine

It’s times like these
I wish I were a tin man
You could hurt me all you wanted
And I’d never even know
I’d give anything just to be the tin man
And I wouldn’t have a heart and I wouldn’t need a soul

I couldn’t see your leavin’ comin’
You took me by surprise
Even now it still seems like a dream
But I know I can’t be dreamin’
‘Cause as I lay down each night
The pain so great that it won’t let me sleep

It’s times like these
I wish I were a tin man
You could hurt me all you wanted
And I’d never even know
I’d give anything just to be the tin man
And I wouldn’t have a heart and I wouldn’t need a soul
Well I’d give anything just to be the tin man
And I wouldn’t have a heart and I wouldn’t miss you so

https://youtu.be/Up5Lae8qXmM

“Alternative” Lyrics 442

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party
“Let Me Out” by Rick and Morty, Ryan Elder & Justin Roiland from Rick and Morty

[Rick]
Let me out!
Let me out!
This is not a dance

I’m begging for help
I’m screaming for help
Please come let me out!’

[Rick/Teenagers]
Let me out!
Let me out!
This is not a dance

I’m begging for help
I’m screaming for help
Please come let me out!

[Rick]
I’m dying in a vat in the garage!

“Alternative” Lyrics 441

Topic: Donald J. Trump
“Tiny Rick Song” by Rick and Morty, Ryan Elder & Justin Roiland from Rick and Morty

Let me out. What you see
is not the same person as me.
My life’s a lie.
I’m not who you’re lookin’ at.
Let me out. Set me free.
I’m really old.
This isn’t me.
My real body’s slowly dying in a vat.
Is anybody listening?
Can anyone understand?
Stop looking at me like that
and actually help me.
Help me!
Help me, I’m gonna die!

“Alternative” Lyrics 440

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Vladimir Putin; Russia; Ukraine
Auxiliary: Donald J. Trump; Brett Kavanaugh; Christine Blasey Ford; Deborah Ramirez; Donald J. Trump’s Wives; Mistresses; Porn Stars; Rape Victims
“Before We Say Goodbye” by 2gether from 2gether

Before we say goodbye
Before we turn and walk away
Let’s give it
One more try

Before we say goodbye

Before we close that door
Before we go our separate ways
Let’s stop and find out why
Before we say goodbye

We’ve been down this road before
And we’ve always made it through
But in case we break up
Can i still have sex with you
(have sex with you?)

Before we lose this love
Before we throw it all away
Girl, don’t do another guy
Before we say goodbye

Ooh..don’t want to say goodbye
Before we say goodbye

We’ve been down this road before
And always made it through
But in case we break up
Can i still have sex with you?
(Have sex with you?)

Ooh..before we lose this love
Before we throw it all away
Girl, don’t do another guy
Before we say goodbye

Let’s give it
One more try
Before we say goodbye

Ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh
Before we say goodbye

Ooh ooh oohh
Oh no, you make me cry
Ooh ooh ooh
Before we say goodbye
Repeat

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