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Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Brett Kavanaugh; Donald J. Trump’s Wives; Mistresses; Porn Stars; Rape Victims
“Rub One Out” by Whoa! from 2gether

Girl, when I think about you
I only think of one thing
You know what that is

I lock my door, get down on the floor
And I rub one out, baby
I sit back in my chair like I just don’t care
And I rub one out, baby
When I’m feeling lonely and I want you to hold me
I rub one out

Rub one out, hey don’t be shy
Rub one out, don’t ask why
Rub one out, I’ll grab my crotch
Rub one out, do you wanna watch?

When I’m all alone, and you’re on the phone
I rub one out
When I’m feeling hot and I’m all in a knot
I rub one out
So baby don’t be shy, don’t ask why
I rub one out, baby

Rub one out, hey don’t be shy
Rub one out, don’t ask why
Rub one out, I’ll grab my crotch
Rub one out, do you wanna watch?

Girl, I wanna get inside you
All I need is to get beside you
Leave a message on my machine, my machine
Warm and sexy and I rub one out
’cause that’s the way that it affects me, baby

It’s not enough, kissing and stuff
So I rub one out
When you’re not here and I want you near
I rub one out

Rub one out, hey don’t be shy
Rub one out, don’t ask why
Rub one out, I’ll grab my crotch
Rub one out, do you wanna watch?

“Alternative” Lyrics 438

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Taliban
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Wives; Mistresses; Porn Stars; Rape Victims
“Ahab the Arab” by Ray Stevens

Let me tell you about Ahab the Arab
The sheik of the burning sand
He had emeralds and rubies just drippin’ off ‘a him

And a ring on every finger of his hand
He wore a big ol’ turban wrapped around his head
And a scimitar by his side
And, every evenin’, about midnight
He’d jump on his camel named Clyde, and ride

Silently through the night to the sultan’s tent where he would secretly meet up with Fatima of the Seven Veils, swingingest grade “A” number one US choice dancer in
the sultan’s whole harem, ’cause, heh, him and her had a thing goin’, you know, and they’d been carryin’ on for some time now behind the sultan’s back and you
could hear him talk to his camel as he rode out across the dunes, his voice would cut through the still night desert air and he’d say (imitate Arabic speech and finish with “Sold! American) which is Arabic for, “Stop, Clyde!” and Clyde’d say, (imitate camel sound), which is camel for, “What the heck did he say anyway?”

Well, he brought that camel to a screechin’ halt (verbal screeching sound)
In the rear of Fatima’s tent
Jumped off Clyde, snuck around the corner
And into the tent he went.
There he saw Fatima layin’ on a zebra skin rug
With “Rings on her fingers and
bells on her toes and a bone in her nose ho, ho.”

There she was, friends, lyin’ there in all her radiant
beauty, eating on a raisin, grape, apricot, pomegranate,
bowl of chittlin’s, two bananas, three Hershey bars,
sipping on a RC co-cola listenin’ to her transistor,
watchin’ the Grand Ole Opry on the TV, readin’ a Mad
magazine while she sung, “Does your chewing gum lose
it’s flavor on the bed post over night?” Yeah, Ahab walked up to her and he say,
(imitate Arabic speech), which is Arabic for “Let’s twist
again like we did last summer, baby.!!” Ha, ha, ha!!
You know what I mean! Whew! She looked up at him from off the rug,
give him one of the sly looks,

She said (suggestive giggles, then outright laughter) “Crazy, crazy, crazy baby!”

(’round and around and around and around, and around and around and around)

Yeah, and that’s the story ’bout Ahab the Arab
The sheik of the burnin’ sand
Ahab the Arab, the sheik of the burnin’ sand

https://youtu.be/QNkdZaU_EhM

H.R. 8: Bipartisan Background Checks Act of 2019

Now that congress is back in session, we need to communicate with our senators that we have not forgotten fight for gun control. Not only should we contact both of our senators to remind them that we are done with them putting weapons of mass murder in the hands of people who are unfit to own them, we need to inundate Mr. McConnell with calls, letters, etc. until he finally stops giving terrorists weapons to slaughter Americans. As always, I have included what I have drafted for my senators and you may use it as is or edit it as you see fit.

Dear Senator:
With congress back in session, I expect that the senate will bring H.R. 8: Bipartisan Background Checks Act of 2019 to the floor for a vote as was promised prior to the senate’s recess. Too many people have died of those with guns in their hands not to pass this bill to have the president sign it into law!

House Bill 8 Gun Control

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Topic: Resistance; Donald J. Trump
“Hound Dog” by Elvis Presley

You ain’t nothing but a hound dog
Crying all the time
You ain’t nothing but a hound dog
Crying all the time
Well, you ain’t never caught a rabbit
And you ain’t no friend of mine

When they said you was high classed
Well, that was just a lie
When they said you was high classed
Well, that was just a lie
You ain’t never caught a rabbit
And you ain’t no friend of mine

You ain’t nothing but a hound dog
Crying all the time
You ain’t nothing but a hound dog
Crying all the time
Well, you ain’t never caught a rabbit
And you ain’t no friend of mine

Ahhhhhhhhhh (ahhhh)
Ahhhhhhhhhh (ahhhh)

When they said you was high classed
Well, that was just a lie
When they said you was high classed
Well, that was just a lie
Well, you ain’t never caught a rabbit
And you ain’t no friend of mine

You ain’t nothing but a hound dog
Crying all the time
You ain’t nothing but a hound dog
Crying all the time
Well, you ain’t never caught a rabbit
And you ain’t no friend of mine

https://youtu.be/-eHJ12Vhpyc

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Topic: Donald J. Trump
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Vladimir Putin; Russia
“Fa Fa” by Guster

When you look in the mirror, wish you were somebody else
Just a perfect reflection, you and no one else
Minutes run into hours, hours run into days
You’re still waiting for someone who never ever came

Fa Fa-Fa Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa
Never be the same again
Fa Fa-Fa Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa
Never be the same again

You were always saying something, you swear you’d never say again
You were always saying something, you swear you’d never say again

Fa Fa-Fa Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa
Never be the same again
Fa Fa-Fa Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa
Never be the same again

Go and run through the hallways, and find your way to the door
You will end up like always, back where you were before
Can you look in the mirror, wish you were somebody else
But it’s still your reflection, you and no one else

You were always saying something, you swear you’d never say again
You were always saying something, you swear you’d never say again

Fa Fa-Fa Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa
Never be the same again
Fa Fa-Fa Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa
Never be the same again

No matter where you go, you’ll never find your way home
You’ll never find your way home, no matter where you go

You were always saying something, you swear you’d never say again
You were always saying something, you swear you’d never say again

Fa Fa-Fa Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa
Never be the same again
Fa Fa-Fa Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa
Never be the same again

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