“Alternative” Lyrics 243

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Brett Kavanaugh; Christine Blasey Ford; Deborah Ramirez; Julie Swetnick; Rape Victims
“Caught Us Doing It” by Famous Hokum Boys

I went to see my gal last night, sweet darling little miss
We sat down in the parlor, and began to hug and kiss
The moon shown through the window, and the stars were hanging low
And when I went to kiss my girl, her Pa stepped through the door

And he caught us doing it (hey hey)
Caught us doing it (hey hey hey)
Caught us doing it
(Doing what?)
He caught us making love

Me and my gal went out one night, while walking in the park
My feelings seemed to tell me, to kiss her in the dark
I put my arms around her, she pressed her lips to mine
A big policeman shined his light, a chill went through my spine

And he caught us doing it (hey hey)
Caught us doing it (hey hey hey)
Caught us doing it
(Doing what?)
He caught us making love

They took me to the county jail, and put me right in the cell
They said don’t worry about the trail, the judge will treat you well
This morning when I come to trial, the judge was feeling fine
He said I’m gonna be right on you, I’m gonna give you 99

And now I’m doing it (hey hey)
And now I’m doing it (hey hey hey)
And now I’m doing it (doing what?)
Now I’m doing time

Eh you’re doing time now eh?
He aught to give you 199

Hey!