“Alternative” Lyrics 57

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Kim Jong Un; North Korea
“Anything You Can Do” from Annie Get Your Gun

Anything you can do
I can do better
I can do anything
Better than you
No, you can’t
Yes, I can
No, you can’t
Yes, I can
No, you can’t
Yes, I can
Yes, I can

Anything you can be
I can be greater
Sooner or later
I’m greater than you
No, you’re not
Yes, I am
No, you’re not
Yes, I am
No, you’re not
Yes, I am
Yes, I am

I can shoot a partridge
With a single cartridge
I can get a sparrow
With a bow and arrow
I can live on bread and cheese
And only on that?
Yes
So can a rat

Any note you can reach
I can go higher
I can sing anything
Higher than you
No, you can’t
Yes, I can
No, you can’t
Yes, I can
No, you can’t
Yes, I can
No, you can’t
Yes, I can
No, you can’t
Yes, I can

Anything you can buy
I can buy cheaper
I can buy anything
Cheaper than you
Fifty cents?
Forty cents
Thirty cents?
Twenty cents
No, you can’t
Yes, I can
Yes, I can

Anything you can say
I can say softer
I can say anything
Softer than you
No, you can’t
Yes, I can
No, you can’t
Yes, I can
No, you can’t
Yes, I can
YES, I CAN

I can drink my liquor
Faster than a flicker
I can drink it quicker
And get even sicker
I can open any safe
Without bein’ caught
Sure
That’s what I thought–
you crook!

Any note you can hold
I can hold longer
I can hold any note
Longer than you
No, you can’t
Yes, I can
No, you can’t
Yes, I can
No, you can’t
Yes, I can
Yes, I-
No, you can’t-
Can
Yes, you can

Anything you can wear
I can wear better
In what you wear
I’d look better than you
In my coat?
In your vest
In my shoes?
In your hat
No, you can’t
Yes, I can
Yes, I can

Anything you say
I can say faster
I can say anything
Faster than you
No, you can’t
Yes, I can
No, you can’t
Yes, I can
No you can’t
Yes, I can

I can jump a hurdle
I can wear a girdle
I can knit a sweater
I can fill it better
I can do most anything
Can you bake a pie
No
Neither can I

Anything you can sing
I can sing sweeter
I can sing anything
Sweeter than you
No, you can’t
Yes, I can
No, you can’t
Yes, I can
No, you can’t
Yes, I can
No, you can’t, can’t, can’t
Yes, I can, can, can
Yes, I can/No, you can’t

“Alternative” Lyrics 56

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Vladimir Putin
“Come Over” by Kenny Chesney

I turned the TV off, to turn it on again
Staring at the blades of the fan as it spins around
Counting every crack, the clock is wide awake
Talking to myself, anything to make a sound

I told you I wouldn’t call, I told you I wouldn’t care
But baby climbing the walls gets me nowhere
I don’t think that I can take this bed getting any colder
Come over, come over, come over, come over, come over

You can say we’re done the way you always do
It’s easier to lie to me than to yourself
Forget about your friends, you know they’re gonna say
We’re bad for each other, but we ain’t good for anyone else

I told you I wouldn’t call, I told you I wouldn’t care
But baby climbing the walls gets me nowhere
I don’t think that I can take this bed getting any colder
Come over, come over, come over, come over, come over

We don’t have to miss each other, come over
We don’t have to fix each other, come over
We don’t have to say forever, come over
You don’t have to stay forever, come over

I told you I wouldn’t call, I told you I wouldn’t care
But baby climbing the walls gets me nowhere
I don’t think that I can take this bed getting any colder
Come over, come over, come over, come over, come over

Come over, come over, come over, come over, come over
Come over, come over, come over, come over, come over

“Alternative” Lyrics 55

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; United States of America
“I Love It” by Icona Pop feat. Charli XCX

I got this feeling on the summer day when you were gone.
I crashed my car into the bridge. I watched, I let it burn.
I threw your shit into a bag and pushed it down the stairs.
I crashed my car into the bridge.

I don’t care, I love it.
I don’t care.

I got this feeling on the summer day when you were gone.
I crashed my car into the bridge. I watched, I let it burn.
I threw your shit into a bag and pushed it down the stairs.
I crashed my car into the bridge.

I don’t care, I love it.
I don’t care.

You’re on a different road, I’m in the Milky Way
You want me down on earth, but I am up in space
You’re so damn hard to please, we gotta kill this switch
You’re from the 70’s, but I’m a 90’s bitch

I love it!
I love it!

I got this feeling on the summer day when you were gone.
I crashed my car into the bridge. I watched, I let it burn.
I threw your shit into a bag and pushed it down the stairs.
I crashed my car into the bridge.

I don’t care, I love it.
I don’t care, I love it, I love it.
I don’t care, I love it.
I don’t care.

You’re on a different road, I’m in the Milky Way
You want me down on earth, but I am up in space
You’re so damn hard to please, we gotta kill this switch
You’re from the 70’s, but I’m a 90’s bitch

I don’t care, I love it.
I don’t care, I love it, I love it.
I don’t care, I love it.
I don’t care, I love it, I love it.
I don’t care.
I love it.

“Alternative” Lyrics 54

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; United States of America; Resistance
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Puerto Rico
“I Don’t Care” by Apocalyptica

I try to make it through my life, in my way, there’s you
I try to make it through these lies, and that’s all I do

Just don’t deny it,
Don’t try to fight this, and deal with it
And that’s just part of it

If you were dead or still alive
I don’t care, I don’t care
Just go and leave this all behind
Cause I swear (I swear) I don’t care

I try to make you see my side
I always try to stay in line
But your eyes see right through
That’s all they do

I’m getting buried in this place
I got no room, your in my face
Don’t say anything just go away

If you were dead or still alive
I don’t care, I don’t care
Just go and leave this all behind
Cause I swear (I swear) I don’t care

Love changing everything, you won’t be left for me
Love changing everything, you won’t be left for me

If you were dead or still alive
I don’t care, I don’t care
Just go and leave this all behind
‘Cause I swear (I swear) I don’t care

If you were dead or still alive
I don’t care (I don’t care) I don’t care (I don’t care)
Just go and leave this all behind
I don’t care (I swear) I don’t care
At all

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