“Alternative” Lyrics 257

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Vladimir Putin; Russia
“Pinky and the Brain” by Jess Harnell, Dorian Harewood, Jim Cummings, and Rob Paulsen from Pinky and the Brain

PINKY
Gee, Brain, what do you want to do tonight?
THE BRAIN
The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world

They’re Pinky and The Brain
Yes, Pinky and The Brain
One is a genius
The other’s insane.
They’re laboratory mice
Their genes have been spliced
They’re dinky
They’re Pinky and The Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Brain.

Before each night is done
Their plan will be unfurled
By the dawning of the sun
They’ll take over the world.

They’re Pinky and The Brain
Yes, Pinky and The Brain
Their twilight campaign
Is easy to explain.
To prove their mousey worth

They’ll overthrow the Earth
They’re dinky
They’re Pinky and The Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Narf!

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“Alternative” Lyrics 256

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Wives; Mistresses; Porn Stars; Rape Victims
Auxiliary Topic: Brett Kavanaugh; Rape Victims
Tertiary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Vladimir Putin; Russia; Xi Jinping; China
“Californication” by Red Hot Chili Peppers

Psychic spies from China
Try to steal your mind’s elation
And little girls from Sweden
Dream of silver screen quotation
And if you want these kind of dreams
It’s Californication

It’s the edge of the world
And all of western civilization
The sun may rise in the East
At least it’s settled in a final location
It’s understood that Hollywood sells Californication

Pay your surgeon very well
To break the spell of aging
Celebrity skin, is this your chin?
Or is that war you’re waging?

First born unicorn
Hardcore soft porn
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication

Marry me girl, be my fairy to the world
Be my very own constellation
A teenage bride with a baby inside
Getting high on information
And buy me a star on the boulevard
It’s Californication

Space may be the final frontier
But it’s made in a Hollywood basement
And Cobain, can you hear the spheres
Singing songs off “Station to Station”?
And Alderaan’s not far away
It’s Californication

Born and raised by those who praise control of population
Well, everybody’s been there
And I don’t mean on vacation

First born unicorn
Hardcore soft porn
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication

Destruction leads to a very rough road
But it also breeds creation
And earthquakes are to a girl’s guitar
They’re just another good vibration
And tidal waves couldn’t save the world from Californication

Pay your surgeon very well
To break the spell of aging
Sicker than the rest, there is no test
But this is what you’re craving

First born unicorn
Hardcore soft porn
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication

“Alternative” Lyrics 255

Topic: Rape Victims; Assault Victims; Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Brett Kavanaugh
“Losing My Religion” by R.E.M.

Life is bigger
It’s bigger than you
And you are not me
The lengths that I will go to

The distance in your eyes
Oh no I’ve said too much
I set it up

That’s me in the corner
That’s me in the spotlight
Losing my religion
Trying to keep up with you
And I don’t know if I can do it
Oh no I’ve said too much
I haven’t said enough
I thought that I heard you laughing
I thought that I heard you sing
I think I thought I saw you try

Every whisper
Of every waking hour I’m
Choosing my confessions
Trying to keep an eye on you
Like a hurt lost and blinded fool
Oh no I’ve said too much
I set it up

Consider this
The hint of the century
Consider this
The slip that brought me
To my knees failed
What if all these fantasies
Come flailing around
Now I’ve said too much
I thought that I heard you laughing
I thought that I heard you sing
I think I thought I saw you try

But that was just a dream
That was just a dream

“Alternative” Lyrics 254

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Brett Kavanaugh; Rape Victims
“The Joker” by Steve Miller Band

Some people call me the space cowboy
Some people call me the gangster of love, yeah
Some people walking round calling me Maurice
‘Cause I speak of the pompitous of love

People talk about me, baby (People talk about me, bad to)
They say I’m doin’ you wrong, (doin’ you wrong, doin’ you wrong)
Well, don’t let that worry you baby (oh baby)
‘Cause I’m right here, right here, right here, right here at home
(Everybody Singing Along)

‘Cause I’m a picker
I’m a grinner
I’m a lover
And I’m a sinner
I play the music in the sun

I’m a joker
I’m a smoker
I’m a midnight toker
I give my lovin’ on the run

You’re the cutest thing
That I ever did see
I really love your peaches
I want to shake your tree
Lovey-dovey, dovey-lovey, dovey all the time
Ooo-eee baby, I’m gonna show you a good time babe

Cause I’m a picker
I’m a grinner
I’m a lover
And I’m a sinner
I play the music in the sun

I’m a joker
I’m a smoker
I’m a midnight toker
I sure don’t want to hurt no one

Come on and follow me
You know I really want you for your company
Even though I’m attached to you physically
My computer mechanism wants you mentally
(Shoo be doo be doo shoo be)
You know I really want you for your company
(Shoo be doo be doo doo be)
My computer mechanism wants you mentally

People keep talking bout me like a low down dog (like a low life dog)
They say I’m doin ya wrong, doin ya wrong (doin’ ya wrong)
Well don’t you know, don’t you worry bout a thing pretty mama
Cause I’m right here, right here, right here singing along

Cause I’m a picker
I’m a grinner
I’m a lover
And I’m a sinner
I play the music in the sun

I’m a joker
I’m a smoker
An I’m a fa shizzile dizzile ma nizzle fizzle bizzle
I give my lovin’ on the run

“Alternative” Lyrics 253

Topic: Brett Kavanaugh; Christine Blasey Ford; Deborah Ramirez; Julie Swetnick; Rape Victims; Dom Cozzolino; Assault Victims
“Straight Tequila Night” by John Anderson

If you really want to know
She comes here a lot
She just loves to hear the music and dance
K13 is her favorite song

If you play it, you might have a chance
Tonight she’s only sippin’ white wine
She’s friendly, and fun lovin’ most of the time

But don’t ask her on a straight tequila night
She’ll start thinkin’ about him, and she’s ready to fight
Blames her broken heart on every man in sight
On a straight tequila night

Here’s a glass of Chablis, and some quarters and change
Maybe you can turn her love life around
Then she won’t need the salt or the lime anymore
To shoot that old memory down
Just remember her heart’s on the mend
So if you ever come back to see her again

Don’t ask her on a straight tequila night
She’ll start thinkin’ about him, then she’s ready to fight
Blames her broken heart on every man in sight
On a straight tequila night

Don’t ask her on a straight tequila night
She’ll start thinkin’ about him, then she’s ready to fight
Blames her broken heart on every man in sight
On a straight tequila night

Don’t ask her on a straight tequila night
She’ll start thinkin’ about him, and she’s ready to fight
Blames her broken heart on every man in sight
On a straight tequila night

Don’t ask her on a straight tequila night
She’ll start thinkin’ about him, and she’s ready to fight
Blames her broken heart on every man in sight
On a straight tequila night

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