“Alternative” Lyrics 460

Topic: Republicans; Republican Party; Donald J. Trump’s Base
“Which Backstreet Boy Is Gay” by the Z100 Morning Zoo

Yeah
We are on fire
We have desires
But one is that way
One backstreet boy is gay
But we don’t want to be mean
Since now he’s a queen
Don’t ask please
Which backstreet boy is gay?

Tell me who
Ain’t saying that it’s A.J
Tell me who ain’t saying that its Howie
Tell me who
I never wanna hear you say
Which backstreet boy is gay?

Now I can see him
He’s in women’s clothes
But he don’t need an IUD yeh
He likes Village People
He’s playing croquet
His dog is a Pekinese

He is on fire
His back perspires
Won’t say
(Won’t say)
(Won’t say)
WHO’S GAY

He’s always saying
Ain’t nothing but a buttache
Ain’t nothing but a fruitcake
I never wanna hear you say
(Never wanna hear you say)
Which one of us is gay?

Tell me who?
Ain’t saying that it’s Brian
(Woah)
Tell me who
Ain’t saying Nick or Kevin
Tell me who
He’s making up a soufflé
Which backstreet boy is gay?

Ok we’re all gay!