“Alternative” Lyrics 458

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Republicans; Republican Party; White Supremacists
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Vladimir Putin; Russia; Volodymyr Zelenskiy; Ukraine; Scott Morrison; Australia; Xi Jinping; China
“Sold (The Grundy County Auction Incident)” by John Michael Montgomery

Well I went down to the Grundy County Auction
Where I saw something I just had to have
My mind told me I should proceed with caution
But my heart said: “Go ahead and make a bid on that”

And I said
“Hey pretty lady won’t you give me a sign?
I’d give anything to make you mine o’ mine
I’ll do your biddin’ and be at your beg and call
Yeah, I’ve never seen anyone lookin’ so fine
Man I gotta have her she’s a one of a kind
I’m going once, going twice, I’m sold

To the lady in the second row
She’s an eight, she’s a nine, she’s a ten, I know
She’s got ruby red lips, blonde hair, blue eyes
And I’m about to bid my heart goodbye

Well the auctioneer was going about a mile a minute
He was takin’ bids and callin’ them out loud
And I guess I was really gettin’ in it
Cause I just shouted out above the crowd

And I said
“Hey pretty lady won’t you give me a sign?
I’d give anything to make you mine o’ mine
I’ll do your biddin’ and be at your beg and call
Yeah, I’ve never seen anyone lookin’ so fine
Man I gotta have her she’s a one of a kind
I’m goin’ once, going twice, I’m sold

To the lady in the long black dress
Cause she won my heart it was no contest
With her ruby red lips, blonde hair, blue eyes
Well I’m about to bid my heart goodbye

Yeah, we found love on the auction block
And I hauled her heart away
And we still love and laugh about the way we met that day

When I said
“Hey pretty lady won’t you give me a sign?
I’d give anything to make you mine o’ mine
I’ll do your biddin’ and be at your beg and call
Yeah, I’ve never seen anyone lookin’ so fine
Man I gotta have her she’s a one of a kind
I’m going once, going twice, I’m sold

To the lady in the second row
She’s an eight, she’s a nine, she’s a ten I know
She’s got ruby red lips, blonde hair, blue eyes
And I’m about to bid my heart goodbye