“Alternative” Lyrics 249

Topic: Brett Kavanaugh
Auxiliary Topic: Lindsay Graham
“Men in Tights” by Hummie Mann and the Merry Men Singers from Robin Hood: Men in Tights

We’re men… We’re men in tights
We roam around the forest looking for fights.
We’re men… We’re men in tights.
We rob from the rich and give to the poor, that’s right.

We may look like sissys,
But watch what you say or else we’ll put out your lights.

We’re men… We’re men in tights
Always on guard defending the peoples rights.

La la la la la la la la la, la la la la la la la la la…
Lalalalalalala (repeat).

We’re men.. Manly men
We’re men in tights, yes (with lisp)
We roam around the forest looking for fights.
We’re men, we’re men in tights
We rob from the rich and give to the poor that’s right.

We may look like pansies,
But don’t get us wrong or else we’ll put out your lights.

We’re men… We’re men in tights (tight tights)
Always on guard defending the peoples rights
When your in a fix just call for the men in tights.

We’re butch.