“Alternative” Lyrics 301

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Lindsay Graham; Republicans; Republican Party
“Don’t Whiz on the Electric Fence” by Unknown from The Ren & Stimpy Show

When nature’s callin’
Don’t be stallin’
Use your common sense
Before you let it flow
Find a place to go
Just don’t whiz on the electric fence

If you’re gonna explode
You can use the commode
Of igloos, cave dwellings or tents
No need to explain when you gotta drain
Just don’t whiz on the electric fence

You can swizzle on the sofa
Piddle in the air
Tinkle in the toilet
That’s why it is there
(Toilet flushing)

You can let it rain
In the breakdown lane
While waving at ladies and gents
Just don’t whiz on…
Don’t whiz on
Don’t whiz on the electric fence.

No! No! No! No! Wiiiiizzzzz!

laughing
(electric sounds)

“Alternative” Lyrics 249

Topic: Brett Kavanaugh
Auxiliary Topic: Lindsay Graham
“Men in Tights” by Hummie Mann and the Merry Men Singers from Robin Hood: Men in Tights

We’re men… We’re men in tights
We roam around the forest looking for fights.
We’re men… We’re men in tights.
We rob from the rich and give to the poor, that’s right.

We may look like sissys,
But watch what you say or else we’ll put out your lights.

We’re men… We’re men in tights
Always on guard defending the peoples rights.

La la la la la la la la la, la la la la la la la la la…
Lalalalalalala (repeat).

We’re men.. Manly men
We’re men in tights, yes (with lisp)
We roam around the forest looking for fights.
We’re men, we’re men in tights
We rob from the rich and give to the poor that’s right.

We may look like pansies,
But don’t get us wrong or else we’ll put out your lights.

We’re men… We’re men in tights (tight tights)
Always on guard defending the peoples rights
When your in a fix just call for the men in tights.

We’re butch.

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