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Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Brett Kavanaugh; Donald J. Trump’s Wives; Mistresses; Porn Stars; Rape Victims
“Rub One Out” by Whoa! from 2gether

Girl, when I think about you
I only think of one thing
You know what that is

I lock my door, get down on the floor
And I rub one out, baby
I sit back in my chair like I just don’t care
And I rub one out, baby
When I’m feeling lonely and I want you to hold me
I rub one out

Rub one out, hey don’t be shy
Rub one out, don’t ask why
Rub one out, I’ll grab my crotch
Rub one out, do you wanna watch?

When I’m all alone, and you’re on the phone
I rub one out
When I’m feeling hot and I’m all in a knot
I rub one out
So baby don’t be shy, don’t ask why
I rub one out, baby

Rub one out, hey don’t be shy
Rub one out, don’t ask why
Rub one out, I’ll grab my crotch
Rub one out, do you wanna watch?

Girl, I wanna get inside you
All I need is to get beside you
Leave a message on my machine, my machine
Warm and sexy and I rub one out
’cause that’s the way that it affects me, baby

It’s not enough, kissing and stuff
So I rub one out
When you’re not here and I want you near
I rub one out

Rub one out, hey don’t be shy
Rub one out, don’t ask why
Rub one out, I’ll grab my crotch
Rub one out, do you wanna watch?

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Topic: Donald J. Trump; Taliban
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Wives; Mistresses; Porn Stars; Rape Victims
“Ahab the Arab” by Ray Stevens

Let me tell you about Ahab the Arab
The sheik of the burning sand
He had emeralds and rubies just drippin’ off ‘a him

And a ring on every finger of his hand
He wore a big ol’ turban wrapped around his head
And a scimitar by his side
And, every evenin’, about midnight
He’d jump on his camel named Clyde, and ride

Silently through the night to the sultan’s tent where he would secretly meet up with Fatima of the Seven Veils, swingingest grade “A” number one US choice dancer in
the sultan’s whole harem, ’cause, heh, him and her had a thing goin’, you know, and they’d been carryin’ on for some time now behind the sultan’s back and you
could hear him talk to his camel as he rode out across the dunes, his voice would cut through the still night desert air and he’d say (imitate Arabic speech and finish with “Sold! American) which is Arabic for, “Stop, Clyde!” and Clyde’d say, (imitate camel sound), which is camel for, “What the heck did he say anyway?”

Well, he brought that camel to a screechin’ halt (verbal screeching sound)
In the rear of Fatima’s tent
Jumped off Clyde, snuck around the corner
And into the tent he went.
There he saw Fatima layin’ on a zebra skin rug
With “Rings on her fingers and
bells on her toes and a bone in her nose ho, ho.”

There she was, friends, lyin’ there in all her radiant
beauty, eating on a raisin, grape, apricot, pomegranate,
bowl of chittlin’s, two bananas, three Hershey bars,
sipping on a RC co-cola listenin’ to her transistor,
watchin’ the Grand Ole Opry on the TV, readin’ a Mad
magazine while she sung, “Does your chewing gum lose
it’s flavor on the bed post over night?” Yeah, Ahab walked up to her and he say,
(imitate Arabic speech), which is Arabic for “Let’s twist
again like we did last summer, baby.!!” Ha, ha, ha!!
You know what I mean! Whew! She looked up at him from off the rug,
give him one of the sly looks,

She said (suggestive giggles, then outright laughter) “Crazy, crazy, crazy baby!”

(’round and around and around and around, and around and around and around)

Yeah, and that’s the story ’bout Ahab the Arab
The sheik of the burnin’ sand
Ahab the Arab, the sheik of the burnin’ sand

https://youtu.be/QNkdZaU_EhM

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Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Campaign Team; Donald J. Trump’s Transition Team; Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Former Members of Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Republicans; Republican Party
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Wives; Mistresses; Porn Stars; Rape Victims
“No Surprise” by Daughtry

I’ve practiced this for hours, gone round and round
And now I think that I’ve got it all down
And as I say it louder, I love how it sounds
‘Cause I’m not taking the easy way out

Not wrappin’ this in ribbons
Shouldn’t have to give a reason why

It’s no surprise I won’t be here tomorrow
I can’t believe that I stayed till today
Yeah you and I will be a tough act to follow
But I know in time we’ll find this was no surprise

It came out like a river once I let it out
When I thought that I wouldn’t know how
Held onto it forever, just pushing it down
Felt so good to let go of it now
Not wrapping this in ribbons
Shouldn’t have to give a reason why

It’s no surprise I won’t be here tomorrow
I can’t believe that I stayed till today
There’s nothing here in this heart left to borrow
There’s nothing here in this soul left to say

Don’t be surprised when we hate this tomorrow
God knows we tried to find an easier way
Yeah you and I will be a tough act to follow
But I know in time we’ll find this was no surprise

Our favorite place we used to go
The warm embrace that no one knows
The loving look that’s left your eyes
That’s why this comes as no, as no surprise

If I could see the future and how this plays out
I bet it’s better than where we are now
But after going through this
It’s easier to see the reason why

It’s no surprise I won’t be here tomorrow
I can’t believe that I stayed till today (stayed till today)
Yeah you and I will be a tough act to follow
But I know in time we’ll find this was no surprise

Our favorite place we used to go
The warm embrace that no one knows
The loving look that’s left your eyes
But I know in time we’ll find this was no surprise

https://youtu.be/yyl24HRGgSU

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Topic:Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Rape Victims
Auxiliary Topic: Steve King; Rape Victims
“Doo Wop (That Thing)” by Lauryn Hill

[Chorus]
Girls you know you’d better, watch out (Watch out!)
Some guys, some guys are only about (About!)
That thing, that thing, that thing! (Thing!)

That thing, that thing, that thing! (Thing!)

Throw your hands in the air!
Admit two shots in the atmosphere!

It’s been three weeks since you were looking for your friend
The one you let hit it and never called you again
Remember when he told you he was about the Benjamin’s?
You act like you ain’t here him, but gave him a little trim
To begin, how you think you’re really going to pretend
Like you wasn’t down and you called him again?
Plus when, you give it up so easy you ain’t even foolin’ him
If you did it then, then you’d probably do it again
Talking out your neck, saying you’re a Christian
A Muslim, sleeping with the Gin
Now that was the sin that did Jezebel in
Who’re you going to tell when the repercussions spin?
Showing off your ass because your thinking it’s a trend
Girlfriend, let me break it down for you again!
You know I only say it because I’m truly genuine
Don’t be a hard rock, when you really are a gem
Baby girl! Respect is just the minimum
Nigga’s creepin’ and you still defending him
Now, Lauryn is only human
Don’t think I haven’t been through the same predicament
Let it sit inside your head like a million women in Philly been
It’s silly when girls sell their souls because it’s in
Look at what you be in, hair weaves like Europeans
Fake nails up out Koreans

Come again
Yo! A-When when come again! (Yeah-Yeah!)
When when come again! (Yeah-Yeah!)
My friend come again! (Yeah-Yeah!)

[Chorus]

The second verse is dedicated to the men
More concerned with his rims and his Tim’s than his women
Him and his men, come in the club like hooligans
Don’t care who they offend
Popping game (Like you got yen!)
Let’s stop pretend, the ones that pissed out by they waste men
Crystal by the case men, still living in his Mother’s basement
The pretty face men claiming that they be the “big men.”
Need to take care of their three and four kids
But they face a court case when the child supports late
Money taking and heart breaking
Now you wonder why women hate men
The sleepy silent men
The punk domestic violence men
Quick to shoot the scene, stop acting like boys and be men!
How you gonna win, when you ain’t right within?!
How you gonna win, when you ain’t right within?!
How you gonna win, when you ain’t right within?!
Unh-Unhh Come Again!
Bro-Straight come again!
Sit straight come again!

Watch out, watch out
Look out, look out
Watch out, watch out
Look out, look out
Watch out, watch out
Look out, look out
Watch out, watch out
Look out, look out

[Chorus: x2]

https://youtu.be/T6QKqFPRZSA

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Topic: Donald J. Trump; Jeffrey Epstein; Rape Victims
“I Want a Little Girl” by Nat King Cole

I want a little girl to love a lot
I’d give her everything that I’ve got
For a little girl who’d fall in love with me

I want a little girl she may not look
Like the kind in a picture book
But if she can cook
She’ll suit me to a T

She don’t have to wave her hair
Or dress in fancy clothes
And I wouldn’t even care
If he don’t wear silken hose

I want a little girl
To call my own
There must be someone that’s all alone
Just a little girl who’d fall in love with me

Just a little girl who’d fall in love with me

Just a little girl who’d suit me to a T

She don’t have to wave her hair
Or dress in fancy clothes
And I wouldn’t even care
If she don’t wear silken hose

I need a little girl
That’s so kind
The kind you read about but never find
Just a little girl who’d fall in love with me

Just a little girl who’d fall in love with me

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