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Topic: Donald J. Trump
“Tiny Rick Song” by Rick and Morty, Ryan Elder & Justin Roiland from Rick and Morty
Let me out. What you see
is not the same person as me.
My life’s a lie.
I’m not who you’re lookin’ at.
Let me out. Set me free.
I’m really old.
This isn’t me.
My real body’s slowly dying in a vat.
Is anybody listening?
Can anyone understand?
Stop looking at me like that
and actually help me.
Help me!
Help me, I’m gonna die!
Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Vladimir Putin; Russia; Ukraine
Auxiliary: Donald J. Trump; Brett Kavanaugh; Christine Blasey Ford; Deborah Ramirez; Donald J. Trump’s Wives; Mistresses; Porn Stars; Rape Victims
“Before We Say Goodbye” by 2gether from 2gether
Before we say goodbye
Before we turn and walk away
Let’s give it
One more try
Before we say goodbye
Before we close that door
Before we go our separate ways
Let’s stop and find out why
Before we say goodbye
We’ve been down this road before
And we’ve always made it through
But in case we break up
Can i still have sex with you
(have sex with you?)
Before we lose this love
Before we throw it all away
Girl, don’t do another guy
Before we say goodbye
Ooh..don’t want to say goodbye
Before we say goodbye
We’ve been down this road before
And always made it through
But in case we break up
Can i still have sex with you?
(Have sex with you?)
Ooh..before we lose this love
Before we throw it all away
Girl, don’t do another guy
Before we say goodbye
Let’s give it
One more try
Before we say goodbye
Ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh
Before we say goodbye
Ooh ooh oohh
Oh no, you make me cry
Ooh ooh ooh
Before we say goodbye
Repeat
Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Brett Kavanaugh; Donald J. Trump’s Wives; Mistresses; Porn Stars; Rape Victims
“Rub One Out” by Whoa! from 2gether
Girl, when I think about you
I only think of one thing
You know what that is
I lock my door, get down on the floor
And I rub one out, baby
I sit back in my chair like I just don’t care
And I rub one out, baby
When I’m feeling lonely and I want you to hold me
I rub one out
Rub one out, hey don’t be shy
Rub one out, don’t ask why
Rub one out, I’ll grab my crotch
Rub one out, do you wanna watch?
When I’m all alone, and you’re on the phone
I rub one out
When I’m feeling hot and I’m all in a knot
I rub one out
So baby don’t be shy, don’t ask why
I rub one out, baby
Rub one out, hey don’t be shy
Rub one out, don’t ask why
Rub one out, I’ll grab my crotch
Rub one out, do you wanna watch?
Girl, I wanna get inside you
All I need is to get beside you
Leave a message on my machine, my machine
Warm and sexy and I rub one out
’cause that’s the way that it affects me, baby
It’s not enough, kissing and stuff
So I rub one out
When you’re not here and I want you near
I rub one out
Rub one out, hey don’t be shy
Rub one out, don’t ask why
Rub one out, I’ll grab my crotch
Rub one out, do you wanna watch?
Topic: Donald J. Trump; Taliban
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Wives; Mistresses; Porn Stars; Rape Victims
“Ahab the Arab” by Ray Stevens
Let me tell you about Ahab the Arab
The sheik of the burning sand
He had emeralds and rubies just drippin’ off ‘a him
And a ring on every finger of his hand
He wore a big ol’ turban wrapped around his head
And a scimitar by his side
And, every evenin’, about midnight
He’d jump on his camel named Clyde, and ride
Silently through the night to the sultan’s tent where he would secretly meet up with Fatima of the Seven Veils, swingingest grade “A” number one US choice dancer in
the sultan’s whole harem, ’cause, heh, him and her had a thing goin’, you know, and they’d been carryin’ on for some time now behind the sultan’s back and you
could hear him talk to his camel as he rode out across the dunes, his voice would cut through the still night desert air and he’d say (imitate Arabic speech and finish with “Sold! American) which is Arabic for, “Stop, Clyde!” and Clyde’d say, (imitate camel sound), which is camel for, “What the heck did he say anyway?”
Well, he brought that camel to a screechin’ halt (verbal screeching sound)
In the rear of Fatima’s tent
Jumped off Clyde, snuck around the corner
And into the tent he went.
There he saw Fatima layin’ on a zebra skin rug
With “Rings on her fingers and
bells on her toes and a bone in her nose ho, ho.”
There she was, friends, lyin’ there in all her radiant
beauty, eating on a raisin, grape, apricot, pomegranate,
bowl of chittlin’s, two bananas, three Hershey bars,
sipping on a RC co-cola listenin’ to her transistor,
watchin’ the Grand Ole Opry on the TV, readin’ a Mad
magazine while she sung, “Does your chewing gum lose
it’s flavor on the bed post over night?” Yeah, Ahab walked up to her and he say,
(imitate Arabic speech), which is Arabic for “Let’s twist
again like we did last summer, baby.!!” Ha, ha, ha!!
You know what I mean! Whew! She looked up at him from off the rug,
give him one of the sly looks,
She said (suggestive giggles, then outright laughter) “Crazy, crazy, crazy baby!”
(’round and around and around and around, and around and around and around)
Yeah, and that’s the story ’bout Ahab the Arab
The sheik of the burnin’ sand
Ahab the Arab, the sheik of the burnin’ sand
Topic: Resistance; Donald J. Trump
“Hound Dog” by Elvis Presley
You ain’t nothing but a hound dog
Crying all the time
You ain’t nothing but a hound dog
Crying all the time
Well, you ain’t never caught a rabbit
And you ain’t no friend of mine
When they said you was high classed
Well, that was just a lie
When they said you was high classed
Well, that was just a lie
You ain’t never caught a rabbit
And you ain’t no friend of mine
You ain’t nothing but a hound dog
Crying all the time
You ain’t nothing but a hound dog
Crying all the time
Well, you ain’t never caught a rabbit
And you ain’t no friend of mine
Ahhhhhhhhhh (ahhhh)
Ahhhhhhhhhh (ahhhh)
When they said you was high classed
Well, that was just a lie
When they said you was high classed
Well, that was just a lie
Well, you ain’t never caught a rabbit
And you ain’t no friend of mine
You ain’t nothing but a hound dog
Crying all the time
You ain’t nothing but a hound dog
Crying all the time
Well, you ain’t never caught a rabbit
And you ain’t no friend of mine
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