“Alternative” Lyrics 4

Topic: Donald J. Trump
“Blame It on Your Heart” by Patty Loveless

You’ve got a thing or two to learn about me baby
‘Cause I ain’t taking it no more and I don’t mean maybe
You don’t know right from wrong
Well the love we had is gone
So blame it on your lying, cheating, cold dead beating,
Two-timing and double dealing
Mean mistreating, loving heart

Well all I wanted was to be your one and only
And all I ever got from you was being lonely
Now that dream is laid to rest
‘Cause you have failed the test
So blame it on your lying, cheating, cold dead beating,
Two-timing and double dealing
Mean mistreating, loving heart

Are you headed for a heartache, oh yeah
Gonna get a bad break, oh yeah
You made a bad mistake, oh yeah
Well, you’re never gonna find another love like mine
Someone’s gonna do you like you done me honey
And when she does you like she’ll do you, it ain’t funny
You need some sympathy
But don’t be calling me
Hey blame it on your lying, cheating, cold dead beating
Two-timing and double dealing
Mean mistreating, loving heart

Are you heading for a heartache, oh yeah
Gonna get a bad break, oh yeah
You made a bad mistake, oh yeah
Well, you’re never gonna find another love like mine
Someone’s gonna do you like you done me honey
And when she does you like she’ll do you, it ain’t funny
You’ll need some sympathy
But don’t be calling me
Hey blame it on your lying, cheating, cold dead beating
Two-timing and double dealing
Mean mistreating, loving heart

Yeah blame it on your lying, cheating, cold dead beating,
Two-timing and double dealing
Mean mistreating, loving heart

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“Alternative” Lyrics 3

Topic: Donald Trump
“15 Minutes of Shame” by Kristy Lee Cook

Yeah,
This song is about you!
I’m giving you more than fair warnin’
Right now on your radio!

Everybody’s gonna hear
All the things that you did
That you don’t want the world to know!

I’m spillin’ the beans,
I’m shouttin’ it out!
Yeah, you’re gonna be sorry now!

[Chorus]
Every single lie you told
I’m tellin!
Every promise that you broke
I’m rattin’ you out!
Every girl in this world’s gonna know your name!
And I hope you enjoy your 15 minutes of shame!

Yeah!
Oh-oh!

Hey,
You’re lookin’ nervous!
Now that your double talkin’ has caught back up with you!

Stick to your alibi!
Don’t try to deny it,
When I reveal the truth!

Sure, you’re pretty good,
At workin’ a line.
But it’s all just a matter of time!

[Chorus]

Shame, shame, shame on you!
Look who’s lookin’ like a fool!
Now!

Blame, blame, blame yourself!
Won’t be foolin’ no one else!
Anymore

[Chorus]

Yeah-yeah!
Ooh-ooh!

Your fifteen minutes of shame, shame, shame!

Uh… huh…

Your fifteen minutes of sha-a-ame!

“Alternative” Lyrics 2

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Resistance
“We Didn’t Start the Fire” by Billy Joel

Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray
South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio

Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television
North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe

Rosenbergs, H-bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom
Brando, “The King and I” and “The Catcher in the Rye”

Eisenhower, vaccine, England’s got a new queen
Marciano, Liberace, Santayana goodbye

We didn’t start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world’s been turning
We didn’t start the fire
No we didn’t light it
But we tried to fight it

Joseph Stalin, Malenkov, Nasser and Prokofiev
Rockefeller, Campanella, Communist Bloc

Roy Cohn, Juan Peron, Toscanini, Dacron
Dien Bien Phu falls, “Rock Around the Clock”

Einstein, James Dean, Brooklyn’s got a winning team
Davy Crockett, Peter Pan, Elvis Presley, Disneyland

Bardot, Budapest, Alabama, Krushchev
Princess Grace, “Peyton Place”, trouble in the Suez

We didn’t start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world’s been turning
We didn’t start the fire
No we didn’t light it
But we tried to fight it

Little Rock, Pasternak, Mickey Mantle, Kerouac
Sputnik, Chou En-Lai, “Bridge on the River Kwai”

Lebanon, Charlse de Gaulle, California baseball
Starkweather, homicide, children of thalidomide

Buddy Holly, “Ben Hur”, space monkey, Mafia
Hula hoops, Castro, Edsel is a no-go

U2, Syngman Rhee, payola and Kennedy
Chubby Checker, “Psycho”, Belgians in the Congo

We didn’t start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world’s been turning
We didn’t start the fire
No we didn’t light it
But we tried to fight it

Hemingway, Eichmann, “Stranger in a Strange Land”
Dylan, Berlin, Bay of Pigs invasion

“Lawrence of Arabia”, British Beatlemania
Ole Miss, John Glenn, Liston beats Patterson

Pope Paul, Malcolm X, British politician sex
JFK, blown away, what else do I have to say

We didn’t start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world’s been turning
We didn’t start the fire
No we didn’t light it
But we tried to fight it

Birth control, Ho Chi Minh, Richard Nixon back again
Moonshot, Woodstock, Watergate, punk rock
Begin, Reagan, Palestine, terror on the airline
Ayatollah’s in Iran, Russians in Afghanistan

“Wheel of Fortune”, Sally Ride, heavy metal, suicide
Foreign debts, homeless vets, AIDS, crack, Bernie Goetz
Hypodermics on the shores, China’s under martial law
Rock and roller cola wars, I can’t take it anymore

We didn’t start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world’s been turning
We didn’t start the fire
But when we are gone
Will it still burn on, and on, and on, and on

We didn’t start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world’s been turning
We didn’t start the fire
No we didn’t light it
But we tried to fight it

We didn’t start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world’s been turning
We didn’t start the fire
No we didn’t light it
But we tried to fight it

“Alternative” Lyrics 1

“Alternative” Lyrics is a new type of post for satyr that seems too perfect to not have had the subject in mind when it was created. you’ll be forgiven if you believe it’s too uncanny to have actually not been about the topic.

Topic: Donald J. Trump
“Then What” by Clay Walker

Well I’ve got a good friend who’s got a good life
He’s got two pretty children and a real nice wife
Yet he never seemed quite satisfied
Well I said I know what’s on your mind
But you’d better think about it ‘for you cross that line
The grass ain’t always greener on the other side

Then what?
Whatcha gonna do when the new wears off and the old shines through?
And it ain’t really love and it ain’t really lust?
You ain’t anybody anyone’s gonna trust?
Then what?
Where you gonna turn when you can’t turn back for the bridges you’ve burned?
And fate can’t wait to kick you in the butt?
Then what?
Whoa-ho then what?

Well I ain’t saying that I’m looking to crime
I’ve done my share from time to time
That don’t mean that you gotta take that leap
When you’re standing on the brink
Before you jump you gotta step back and think
There’s a price for every promise you don’t keep

Whoa
Then what?
Whatcha gonna do when the new wears off and the old shines through?
And it ain’t really love and it ain’t really lust?
You ain’t anybody anybody’s gonna trust?
Then what?
Where you gonna turn when you can’t turn back for the bridges you’ve burned?
And fate can’t wait to kick you in the butt?
Then what?
Whoa-ho then what?

Do what you want do what you wish
It’s your life but remember this
There’s bound to be some consequences sneaking under other fences

Whoa
Then what?
Whatcha gonna do when the new wears off and the old shines through?
And it ain’t really love and it ain’t really lust?
You ain’t anybody anybody’s gonna trust?
Then what?
Where you gonna turn when you can’t turn back for the bridges you’ve burned?
And fate can’t wait to kick you in the butt?
Then what?
Whoa-ho then what?
Yo man!

Alternative Lyrics 4

(Inspired by “Sofia the First” by Ariel Winter from Sofia the First)

“A Traitor First” by Brian Burwell

I was a douche conspiring over my plight
Then I became president overnight
Now I gotta figure out how to do it right
So much to plot and scheme

In the ivory tower with the first family
With power that ain’t meant for me
A whole world to corrupt is waiting for me
I’m so excited to be (A traitor first)

I’m finding out what being immoral’s all about (A traitor first)
Making my way, I’m conniving everyday (A traitor)
It’s gonna be my time (A traitor)
To show them all that I’m a traitor first!

A Traitor First

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Who has a better ass: Brian Burwell or Donald Trump?

P.S. In case you can’t tell which ass is which, mine is the bare, hairy ass on the left/top depending on how the page is rendered.


Alternative Lyrics 3

(Inspiration: “I’m Still a Guy” by Brad Paisley)

With all of these politicians lining up to get powerful
It’s hip now to be compromised
I don’t sell out my kin
I want a country to live in
Yeah, I’m uncompromised

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