Contest Will Conclude in Less Than a Week

I want to remind everyone that I am concluding this contest will be concluded at the stroke of Midnight on September 21, 2016, the six year anniversary of me running this site. If you want to try and win the contest all guess entries must be submitted by the end of the day on September 20, 2016. Any entries submitted on or after September 21, 2016 will not be valid to win the contest. As soon as Midnight (CDT) hits on September 21, 2016, the contest will be over.



​Airbag (noun) – a lethal “safety” feature; found in most vehicles
(Source: Takata)


I’m going to try the tasty punch. If you want to try it with me, I did link my Twitter account. #Miitomo #wardrobe


I’m throwing my hat in the ring!

I would like to announce that I am running a write in campaign for office! I am running on the platform, “How could he be any worse?” Obviously, this is actually another joke about the state of politics in the US, but now you do not have to worry about whom to write in to cast your motion of no confidence. Of course, pretty much any vote for me will not count unless you live in Illinois (for congressional vote, and even then, within a very limited area unless it is for senate) seems how I do not meet the age requirement to run for president. But if you do not want to cast a vote for anyone listed on the ballot, writing me in will be as good a vote as anyone. Regardless, get out and vote; I do not want to hear you complain about whomever gets elected if you do not even go to the polls.

If you want to support my campaign, I do have merchandise available for purchase on CafePress.

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