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Airbag (noun) – a lethal “safety” feature; found in most vehicles
I’m thinking that I should change my campaign slogan from, “how could he be any worse?” to “he can’t be any worse!”
I would like to announce that I am running a write in campaign for office! I am running on the platform, “How could he be any worse?” Obviously, this is actually another joke about the state of politics in the US, but now you do not have to worry about whom to write in to cast your motion of no confidence. Of course, pretty much any vote for me will not count unless you live in Illinois (for congressional vote, and even then, within a very limited area unless it is for senate) seems how I do not meet the age requirement to run for president. But if you do not want to cast a vote for anyone listed on the ballot, writing me in will be as good a vote as anyone. Regardless, get out and vote; I do not want to hear you complain about whomever gets elected if you do not even go to the polls.
If you want to support my campaign, I do have merchandise available for purchase on CafePress.
I will be making an announcement soon. This weekend if everything goes smoothly. Stay tuned for details.